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[Qwib Qwib]

I have recently found this bald figure that appears to have gathered a considerably big audience. I am coming from this video: 

Apart from the music being crap and it having the worst green-screen use I've ever seen, the lyrics are extremely disturbing. 

I say that because Mr.Pitbull does not even know how to say coherent phrases. Quoting: ''In Brazil they freaky with big old booties and they thongs, blue, yellow and green.'' I am surprised that this gentleman even knows the main colours of the Brazilian flag. 

 

Following Pitbull's excellent display of geography knowledge, we can learn something about him. He apparently is very fond of ''Voli''. No, just kidding. He is so very clearly endorsed by this spill that he mentions it in this ''International Love'' (I'll get into the title later)  and in ''Timber'' where he is featured along some sort of beast that goes by the artistic name of ''Ke$ha''. Note the dollar symbol being used in place of the S letter. Oh lord.

 

Now, onto the title. Pitbull being dumb as nails goes to mention that he's been to places that he can't pronounce, but even worse... to places he didn't know existed. He says this in the hopes of sounding cool or something, but I (and everyone, I hope) actually pity the poor man. Maybe it's the Voli. 

 

Well, he and the very known wrestler, the brown Chris, go on to mention various places in the world and the qualities of the women there. His very disturbing remark of the particular size of the backs of Brazilian women. I can not see the ''love'' here other than Pitbull's love of women features.

 

Also, they're wearing black ties. Also, Pitbull uses a black coat with gray pants. Later on, he even wears a black shirt. The Voli must really be affecting him. Maybe it's what made him bald. 

On a final note, I want your estimates to how many erections Pitbull has a day. Or as he would probably say it, ''How many boners do I pop a day?''

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry. I was in a state of deep boredom. 

[Sir DeLoria]

I only know one type of Pitbull...



Dawww!

[Fishy]

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[breakdown71289]

Hey I like some of Pitbull's songs. Could he and several other big name artists dial back on the overtly sexual lyrics? Of course they could, but that's just the world that we live in today.

[Deathangel008]

and...?

i dont like his "music" too, but hey, there is so much good music, so why should i care about an idiot like him?

[TheClonesLegacy]

Honestly this is the only tolerable song Pitbull and that mutated goblin Chris Brown put out.

If only because the beat is really nice.

 

I'm going to say Pitbulls most inexcusable song is Back in Time.

The song meant to tie into Men in Black 3. The Problems?

Terrible sample,

Verses have nothing to do with Men In Black,

Moronic beat.

Only redeeming factor is that nice guitar lick.

 

Doesn't hold a candle to the greatest tie-in song of all time.

SHELLSHOCKED!

[TheClonesLegacy]

The best Pitbull song tbh.

[ruggly]

He's no longer just being featured, so now he actually has to come up with other words rather than just the names of cities.

[mybudgee]

... and Eminem would be dead

[Qwib Qwib]

Oh. I forgot he destroyed the opportunity for a great World Cup song. I watched that parody. So true. *sniff*. So true. 

[Eternal Phoenix]

Odd behaviour? Pitbull's dumb? Is this a troll thread?
 
"His very disturbing remark of the particular size of the backs of Brazilian women. I can not see the ''love'' here other than Pitbull's love of women features."

Yep, I'm pretty sure this is simply epic trolling or you're some sort of social justice warrior. Pitbull's music isn't meant to be educational or politically correct and that's why they're entertaining. They are simply for fun. There's nothing disturbing about remarking upon the size of bottoms of Brazilian women either. It's a silly lyric for God's sake.

 

If you find remarks upon women's behinds "disturbing" then are you sure you're not Smithers? 

 

 

XD

 

"International Love" and the World Cup song he did were horrible though, I give you that but some of Pitbull's music and ones he's featured in have been pretty good. I don't find his songs the best but some are easy to listen to. Personally I think he's good when he's featured and not when he's doing something alone.

 

 

 

If his music isn't your thing, that's fine. Not all of his songs are my personal preference either. Each person has a different preference but your comments are highly amusing...to say the least.

 

It could be a lot worst. We could be getting more features from Lil Wayne and Drake. Pitbull at least doesn't sound like a whining prepubescent teen. Or we could get the worst feature there is: Nicki Minaj who comes mid-way into a song ruining it.

[Qwib Qwib]

Don't take this too seriously. Read the last line of my comment. 

 

On another note, I can't believe they put the Voli again on that ''Rain Over Me'' thing. I wonder how many millions does he make per bottle shown.