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How do you get a baby into a salsa bowl?
-A blender.
How do you get it out of the salsa bowl?
-Chips.
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#52
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 05:20
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What's the difference between a krogan and a marshmellow? A marshmellow doesn't scream when it's on fire
A baby seal walks into a club.
A student needed some help in solving a complex math problem. Three people, a mathematician, an software engineer, and a Liberal Studies major, decided to try and help the student. The mathematician said, "I shall write up an equation that will solve this problem in no time at all." The software engineer said, "Nonsense! Only a program will be able to solve this problem!" The Liberal Studies major asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
A baby seal walks into a club.
A student needed some help in solving a complex math problem. Three people, a mathematician, an software engineer, and a Liberal Studies major, decided to try and help the student. The mathematician said, "I shall write up an equation that will solve this problem in no time at all." The software engineer said, "Nonsense! Only a program will be able to solve this problem!" The Liberal Studies major asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
#53
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 05:45
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KeeLoGee wrote...
What's the difference between a krogan and a marshmellow? A marshmellow doesn't scream when it's on fire
Nonesense, I think this says otherwise
But anyway I am so sick of people saying Micheal Jackson died of a drug overdose when it was actually food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.
THATS NOT FUNNY.
#54
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:27
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Why did the teenager cross the road?
Because someone told him not too.
Because someone told him not too.
#55
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 09:14
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I just asked my girlfriend if we could have a threesome with my dog.
Haha! I'm just kidding.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Haha! I'm just kidding.
I don't have a girlfriend.
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 10:42
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Did you hear the one about the jump rope? No? Ok, skip it.
Did you hear the one about the fart? No? Ok, it stinks anyway.
Did you hear the one about the boy who got sent to the principals office? No? He drilled a hole in the gir's locker room... you should look into it.
I got a'million of'em!!!
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Did you hear the one about the fart? No? Ok, it stinks anyway.
Did you hear the one about the boy who got sent to the principals office? No? He drilled a hole in the gir's locker room... you should look into it.
I got a'million of'em!!!
(carefully read the last one in order to get)
#57
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 12:53
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What did the balloon principal say to the balloon boy who brought a pin to his balloon school?
"You've let me down, you've let your school down and you've let yourself down"
What do you call a dead man in a bog?
Pete
What do you call a man in the middle of a pool with no arms and no legs?
Bob
What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs?
****ed
"You've let me down, you've let your school down and you've let yourself down"
What do you call a dead man in a bog?
Pete
What do you call a man in the middle of a pool with no arms and no legs?
Bob
What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs?
****ed
#58
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 01:06
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Did you know you can lose approx 1lb in weight just by having a sh*t?
Made a bit of a mess of the bathroom scales though finding this out.
Made a bit of a mess of the bathroom scales though finding this out.
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 01:35
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Ok Here is the funny A** pic joke I was talking about...........BEHOLD!!!!!
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@KeeLoGee- "What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? One has pricks on the outside" .......LMAO!!
I gotta another funny A** pic I will post later......[evil laugh!]
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@KeeLoGee- "What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? One has pricks on the outside" .......LMAO!!
I gotta another funny A** pic I will post later......[evil laugh!]
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#60
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 03:11
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Why did the jar of peanut butter jump into the ocean?
So it could be with the jelly fish!
So it could be with the jelly fish!
#61
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 05:04
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
It depends on how hard you throw them.
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#62
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 05:11
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Roses are red but they can also be pink and sometimes yellow.
Violets are violet, hence the name, they're not blue!
I have OCD.
And my poetry skills are also lacking.
Violets are violet, hence the name, they're not blue!
I have OCD.
And my poetry skills are also lacking.
#63
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 05:40
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a vampire walks into a bar and orders a glass of blood, the bartender gives it to him and the vampire drinks it and leaves....
the second day he comes in orders the same thing and leaves...
On the third day the vampire walks in and asks for a glass of water, the bartender gives it to him but the he says "every day you come in here you want a glass of blood but today you want a glass of water? whats up with that.......
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the vampire pulls out a use tampon and says "im makin tea"
the second day he comes in orders the same thing and leaves...
On the third day the vampire walks in and asks for a glass of water, the bartender gives it to him but the he says "every day you come in here you want a glass of blood but today you want a glass of water? whats up with that.......
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the vampire pulls out a use tampon and says "im makin tea"
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:01
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heres a funny pic your gonna love........
I got yet another Funny A** pic of obama I will post later.......[Evil-Laugh]
I got yet another Funny A** pic of obama I will post later.......[Evil-Laugh]
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#65
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Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:33
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Q:What's a joke that's not funny?..................
A:This One.
A:This One.
Modifié par PontiusPilate, 26 mars 2010 - 06:34 .
#66
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 06:36
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My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination.
I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination".
That showed her.
I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination".
That showed her.
#68
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:24
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What's a difference between a bird flu and a swine flu?
Well. If you have a bird flu, then you need a tweetment. And if you have a swine flu, then you need a ointment.
Well. If you have a bird flu, then you need a tweetment. And if you have a swine flu, then you need a ointment.
#69
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:26
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MaxfireXSA wrote...
What's a difference between a bird flu and a swine flu?
Well. If you have a bird flu, then you need a tweetment. And if you have a swine flu, then you need a ointment.
Shouldn't that be oinkment?
#70
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:27
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Why didn't the undead follow the chicken across the road?
Cause he had no guts!
Cause he had no guts!
#71
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:39
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why didnt the ghost go to the prom....
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because he had noBODY to go with!
Get it, do you? DO YOU!?
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because he had noBODY to go with!
Get it, do you? DO YOU!?
#72
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:41
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Godak wrote...
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Your such a baby hater!!
#73
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:42
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Goth Skunk wrote...
Rule #1: Cardio.
Wait... I know this..
Rules #3: The double tap?
#74
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 08:43
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How much wood would a wood chuck f^_^ck if a wood chuck could f^_^ck wood?
It depends on how quickly he gets his first splinter.
It depends on how quickly he gets his first splinter.
