^ that.. is.. the scariest f*cking thing i have ever seen in my life.
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#77
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 11:29
chiliztri
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Oak Tree Leaf wrote...
Goth Skunk wrote...
Rule #1: Cardio.
Wait... I know this..
Rules #3: The double tap?
Wasn't rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms?
#78
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 11:31
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chiliztri wrote...
Oak Tree Leaf wrote...
Goth Skunk wrote...
Rule #1: Cardio.
Wait... I know this..
Rules #3: The double tap?
Wasn't rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms?
Indeed. #2 is double tap.
#79
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 11:32
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
#80
Posté 26 mars 2010 - 11:35
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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes off before I jump on the trampoline.
I take my shoes off before I jump on the trampoline.
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#81
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 08:24
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What do you call a black, Israeli, pilot?
By his name! What are you, some kinda racist?!
By his name! What are you, some kinda racist?!
#82
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 10:58
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Godak i have a slight feeling you might be a member of Sickipedia.org
Anyway, A woman goes into a doctors office complaining of an itchy vagina, the doctor examines the patient and discovers there is a wasp stuck inside.
The wifes husbands asks what can they do about it and the doctor suggests they use clippers to see if they can get it out and asks the husband to wait outside. A few hours passed and the husband still hasn't heard any news whatsoever, so he goes inside the office where he sees the Doctor having sex with his wife.
Demanding to know whats going on he shouts "What the f*ck is going on here doctor?", to which the doctor replies "Change of plan, we're gunna drown the buggar!"
Anyway, A woman goes into a doctors office complaining of an itchy vagina, the doctor examines the patient and discovers there is a wasp stuck inside.
The wifes husbands asks what can they do about it and the doctor suggests they use clippers to see if they can get it out and asks the husband to wait outside. A few hours passed and the husband still hasn't heard any news whatsoever, so he goes inside the office where he sees the Doctor having sex with his wife.
Demanding to know whats going on he shouts "What the f*ck is going on here doctor?", to which the doctor replies "Change of plan, we're gunna drown the buggar!"
#83
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 11:05
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Rooster and Cat we were at the bridge, Cat fell in, rooster laughed.
Moral of the story? When there is a wet p-ussy there's a happy c-ock
Moral of the story? When there is a wet p-ussy there's a happy c-ock
#84
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Posté 27 mars 2010 - 11:42
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So this human walks into a tavern...
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#85
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 03:56
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JRCHOharry wrote...
Godak i have a slight feeling you might be a member of Sickipedia.org
I didn't even know that such a thing existed. I just have a macabre sense of humor.
What did the dead baby say when his mother put him in his crib?
Absolutely nothing.
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Your momma's so fat she...she suffered a massive heart attack and died less than two hours ago. We did our best, but we could't save her.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Repo man!
#87
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 10:58
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What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Damn!
#88
Posté 27 mars 2010 - 11:07
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Knock knockGodak wrote...
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Repo man!
Whos there?
Well it isn't Maddie.
#89
Posté 28 mars 2010 - 04:50
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what does pink floyd and dale earnhart have in common?
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their greatest hit was the wall!
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their greatest hit was the wall!
#90
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:20
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What dose a Volus human hybrid look like
This Guy
This Guy
#91
Posté 28 mars 2010 - 06:24
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How did the ****** break his arms raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
He fell out of the tree.
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#92
Posté 28 mars 2010 - 05:18
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What do you call a Russian who drinks vodka?
Unoriginal.
Unoriginal.
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Posté 28 mars 2010 - 07:36
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So a few burglars decide to rob a bank, however once they are in they only find yoghurt in the first safe.
So they open the next safe which also only contains yoghurt.
And they find out soon enoug there is nothing but yoghurt in the bank, so they decide to eat it all.
Then when they read the newspaper next day, it says: "Sperm bank robbed"
So they open the next safe which also only contains yoghurt.
And they find out soon enoug there is nothing but yoghurt in the bank, so they decide to eat it all.
Then when they read the newspaper next day, it says: "Sperm bank robbed"
