I'm going to have brilliant* ideas like Bloodseeker, The Bastion, Unwavering, Throatslitter and whatnot. Ideas that sound like I got completely wasted on Viking one night and named everything so that it'd work fine in an epic poem.
But at the end of the day, I'm going to wind up using an axe named Axe for most of the game because I am the worst.
*For a given definition of brilliant
Anyone else want to name a staff, "The Sonic Screwdriver"...?
Anyone else want to name a staff, "The Sonic Screwdriver"...?
Very much so!!!
And immediately right now without delay.
I nominate this as the winner, and I'm also stealing it.
Bloodseeker or Bloodthirsty, hehe, good names for a sword.
Bloodseeker or Bloodthirsty, hehe, good names for a sword.
I plan for my Reaver's sword to be "heartrender". I consider it...appropriate imagery.
So we can name weapons the fun begins now, my mage will walk tall with his Staff of World Destruction. While my warrior get the The Baneful Blade. The rogue gets the Sandman's Bow
Very much so!!!
And immediately right now without delay.
I nominate this as the winner, and I'm also stealing it.
If only we could write descriptions or codex entries for our crafted gear, because for the "Sonic Screwdriver" staff, it would be this;
"Legend says that it once belonged to a string of healers throughout history, all of whom forsook their name for that of their cause. Other legends say that these healers were also shapeshifters and in fact, the same man. Whatever the truth, the staff they bore is rumoured to be able to do anything, and repeated testing and experience has proven that it can!
*A scrawled footnote underneath*
(But it doesn't do wood...)"
Oh, my God. I was so hoping you'd get the doesn't do wood thing in there. AS I was reading it, I was hoping. If I could like this lots of times, I would.If only we could write descriptions or codex entries for our crafted gear, because for the "Sonic Screwdriver" staff, it would be this;
"Legend says that it once belonged to a string of healers throughout history, all of whom forsook their name for that of their cause. Other legends say that these healers were also shapeshifters and in fact, the same man. Whatever the truth, the staff they bore is rumoured to be able to do anything, and repeated testing and experience has proven that it can!
*A scrawled footnote underneath*
(But it doesn't do wood...)"
A dagger named "Mehr's Runed Razor", a sword named "Aziraphale's Lost Blade" and a shield named "The Son of Coul"...
A 2 hander sword will be called "Demon Breaker"
and a Bladed staff with the name of "Great plague "...
A one-hander sword with the name of "Revans darkness"... I wish you could write codexes for you weapons, that would be awesome
battle axe = the Wife
I want to make a bow called the " Circumciser " for Sera. IT NEVER MISSES.... Is what I expect male Templars to scream as they run in horror. 
or Britches bitches for her.
Rebellion for my Female Elf Reaver's two-handed sword.
Fujin and Raijin for my Male Qunari Tempest's daggers. (Or Soul Calibur/Soul Edge)
Absolute Virtue for a one-handed sword, Pride & Glory for the shield. It'll go to my Templar.
Not sure what the character limit is, but I'd like to name my bow...
(Plot Spoiler)
I'll call one longbow the "Pig Sticker". I'll make sure it has armor penetration.
One dual set of blades will be called "The Twins".
One large hammer will be named "Boink".
One longsword will be named "Grin Maker".
One dagger will be called "Tom Cruise".
If I can craft my own magical staff I'll call one "La Boomstick".
A great maul called "This is not the Hammer"...
Bow: Heartseeker, Seabass and Hail Storm
Greatsword: Highlander, Titan, Goliath
Longsword: Excalibur, Durandal, Justice, Bonne Foi
Shield: Guardian, Clang
Darggers: Claw & Fang
Staff: Armageddon, Apocalypse
Hammer: Earthquake
Axe: Lumberjack
Have some of my own... Why so cheesy, you names?
Staves:
- Embrace Eternity;
- Wyrd Sisters;
- Marina (from a considerably old brazilian song);
Bows:
- Acnowledged;
- Caipora (amazonian forest spirit);
2H Hammers:
- Ressaca ("Hangover" in brazilian portuguese);
- Nughumper (cause the name's too awesome for only one game XD);
Daggers:
- Daddy's Pup (I just can't give Cousland´s mabari any other name... The feels);
- Bruce;
- Foulata's mercy and providence (King Solomon's Mines character);
- Tune and Tempo;
- Curare (indigenous south american poison);
- Ear's mine (angsty elfinquisitor has a sense of humor);
Swords:
- Creature of The Night;
- Her morning elegance;
- Death do us part;
- Serault's pride;
Shields:
- Foucault's currents;
- Knock! Knock!;
- Diplomatic Immunity;
- Nutshell;
Acessories:
- Love me do (ring);
- Council's decision (good for nothing acessory);
As soon as I play the game - a month after release, most probably 
- more shall come.
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