Canadians invented the twist off.


We are the hero that the world didn't know it needed.
Canadians invented the twist off.


We are the hero that the world didn't know it needed.
Breasts, Y U so enchanting?!?
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My guess is a Murican thread wouldn't be so well received.
My guess is a Murican thread wouldn't be so well received.
A: Everyone hates us
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Yeah, so many in my family are tempting me to immigrate to Canada to have a better life! But I don't want snow and ice!
Guest_SilverMoonDragon2.0_*
We're not ALL just snow and ice you know....

(just never go to the North West Territories, Nunavut or Yukon and you'll see!
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Canadians invented the twist off.
It's almost hilarious to see US americans struggling to screw open a beer bottle until they finally realize that you CAN'T do that with like 99% of beer bottles outside their continent.
It is most definetely hilarious if you use your mini bottle opener hidding in your palm to pop the cap off and then see how they try it with bare hands, only to fail miserably and thinking you're some sort of beer opener professional.
Though I've also had my share of people cutting open their palms when they gripped tight and then tried to screw it off with all their might. Given the form of stamped caps on beers, that can lead to some NASTY cuts.
When does spring begin in the frozen north? It has sprung here in Colorado
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When does spring begin in the frozen north? It has sprung here in Colorado
We have green leaves for 15 days.
In southern territories the green leaves came out for 30-40 days!
We have green leaves for 15 days.

In southern British Columbia it's been mild.
most of the year looks like this somewhere here
^ It was a mild winter here too. We got one real snowstorm in early December, then the "blizzard", which was only 8 inches, in late February (right on my birthday, never fails) but that was it.
I have a feeling this coming winter will be a BEE-OTCH!
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I heard their President is a queen.
Guest_StreetMagic_*
I saw a murder once in Canada.
And I live in a crime infested big city in Texas (i.e. gun capital of the planet)..and once ran in a gang.. and never saw a murder. ![]()
That said, someone was murdered down my street a couple of days ago. But I didn't see it.
love u to budgee
It's almost hilarious to see US americans struggling to screw open a beer bottle until they finally realize that you CAN'T do that with like 99% of beer bottles outside their continent.
"It's a twist off if you're strong enough."
-'mericans
Just kidding, it doesn't work.
Canadians: americans with a lot less vices.
Best .gif I ever saw.
Also, Tim Hortons and the Habs... nuff' said.
I heard their President is a queen.
I always thought Canada was a dictatorship run by the friendliest dictator in the world, Tim Horton.
I always thought Canada was a dictatorship run by the friendliest dictator in the world, Tim Horton.
And his vice-dictator Wayne Gretzky.
Canadian here. French Canadian, this makes me a minority in the Lobby.
Damn his daughter is hotAnd his vice-dictator Wayne Gretzky.