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[Fidite Nemini]

Damn his daughter is hot

 

She can't be. We're talking about Canada here. The hottest she could possibly get is tepid.

[mybudgee]

She can't be. We're talking about Canada here. The hottest she could possibly get is tepid.

In my experience Canada has very attractive women

[God]

Oh Canada (unironically)

 

Some pretty hot girls come from there, but honestly, I'm not a huge fan. I had a Canadian lady-friend that was living stateside, and got invited over to a family get-together of hers at her sister's house (also in country). 

 

Met several of the extended family, and they would not stop ragging on how much better Canada is than the U.S. 

 

It got a bit annoying after a while. I'm no patriot, but I don't like seeing or hearing my homeland get shat on by foreigners who don't even live here. It was more than the political blunders. It was about how Canadians were the best people in the world and how I was a smart American who 'got it' by dating a foreign person (who happened to be a lady that I had charmed into the sheets enough times to consider it a 'thing), and how I would do America justice by mixing a bit more Canadian blood into the gene pool if/when we had kids.

 

She was rather mortified for me. I just decided to get drunk and pretend to agree. She personally felt the U.S. was better since there was more opportunities in employment than in Canada, and she could live in a much nicer place than Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Ironically, they were the type of people who would probably be considered the 'redneck hicks' of Canada. Also ironically, the lady ended up getting a nice, six figure finance job in Vancouver. She was the only country girl I have ever dated. And the last. And she was more of the 'country girl come to the city' than anything else.

[God]

In my experience Canada has very attractive women

 

They do. I'm a sticker for Australian women though. Canadian women are like American women except somehow not like them.

 

I'm a weirdo who judges girls on their nationality. I can't help it, it's what I do. It's something I see that few other people do. It doesn't make sense to a lot of people: to me, it's like a skin color or eye color or whatever. 

 

(cue people telling me I should judge a girl by her personality and character, not by her looks, origins, and nationality)

[slimgrin]

Canadians: awesome at feminism and hockey. And they say 'eh' a lot.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

In Canada, the colour blue is sacred.

 

 

 

But no one knows why...

[Dermain]

In Canada, the colour blue is sacred.

 

 

 

But no one knows why...

 

Kind of like how in Thailand a certain Austrian dictator is worshiped....

[mybudgee]

They do. I'm a sticker for Australian women though. Canadian women are like American women except somehow not like them

wait... What??

[slimgrin]

Canadians are also a big fan of this chick.They love her:

 

 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I don't know who that is, but she's not holding a Tim Horton's coffee, wearing a toque, or complaining about the reffing in the hockey game the night before, so she's clearly not a true Canadian.

[spinachdiaper]

The best documentary on Canadian history I've seen is the Ren & Stimpy Show: The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman episode.

 

[Nethalf]

In Canada, the colour blue is sacred.

 

 

 

But no one knows why...

Sacre blue! 

[mybudgee]

I wonder what Canucks eat for breakfast besides Canadian bacon

[Fidite Nemini]

I wonder what Canucks eat for breakfast besides Canadian bacon

 

Pancakes with maple syrup of course, duh.

[Draining Dragon]

Canada in 6 seconds:

[mybudgee]

Hooray for the Blackhawks!

 

[Fidite Nemini]

Not enough blood to be a proper ice hockey field.

[mybudgee]

I truly wish I were Canadian