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The stage is set, the breach has been closed, the nations of Thedas prepare to rebuild and mend themselves back to health....or so they think.

 

The Dalish form in armies on the horizon, the banners of the Dales waving in the wind. Their halla mounts paw at the early morning ground. Storming the weakened countries of Orlais and Ferelden, they drive the humans beyond the borders, taking no prisoners. The city elves either submit to the Creators, or are put to the sword.

 

Some humans look to the Inquisition, hoping that the Inquisitor can help them, only to find the Dalish Inquisitor siding with the elves (Obviously)

 

Nevarre and the Free Marches look on, guarding their borders intently as refugees sift into their countries.

 

Years pass, the Dalish only grow stronger as they build the Kingdom of the Dales out of the remains of Orlais and Ferelden, their armies bolstered and well equipped. They march against Nevarre and the Free Marches, the humans have been waiting for this.

 

The battle is hard fought, and not easy, but slowly and surely, the Dalish gain ground. Antiva and Rivain send supplies and reinforcements, but only too late. The Dalish have gained control and their line cannot be broken.

 

This continues for years. The lines of humanity slowly eroding, being replaced by elves.

 

Tevinter is now being attacked on both sides, the Dalish from the south, the Qunari from the North. The embattled state quickly falls. The elven slaves of Tevinter, rather than submit to the Qun, join the Dales, quickly embracing the culture and religion of the Dalish.

 

The battle between the Qunari and the elves is an epic struggle, one that will be touched upon at a later date.

 

The remaining humans of Thedas find refuge in the hills and mountains and dark places of the world, never again able to take power.

 

...............................................................................Okay....................I support the Dalish ALOT LOL  :lol:



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The stage is set, the breach has been closed, the nations of Thedas prepare to rebuild and mend themselves back to health....or so they think.

 

The Dalish form in armies on the horizon, the banners of the Dales waving in the wind. Their halla mounts paw at the early morning ground. Storming the weakened countries of Orlais and Ferelden, they drive the humans beyond the borders, taking no prisoners. The city elves either submit to the Creators, or are put to the sword.

 

Some humans look to the Inquisition, hoping that the Inquisitor can help them, only to find the Dalish Inquisitor siding with the elves (Obviously)

 

Nevarre and the Free Marches look on, guarding their borders intently as refugees sift into their countries.

 

Years pass, the Dalish only grow stronger as they build the Kingdom of the Dales out of the remains of Orlais and Ferelden, their armies bolstered and well equipped. They march against Nevarre and the Free Marches, the humans have been waiting for this.

 

The battle is hard fought, and not easy, but slowly and surely, the Dalish gain ground. Antiva and Rivain send supplies and reinforcements, but only too late. The Dalish have gained control and their line cannot be broken.

 

This continues for years. The lines of humanity slowly eroding, being replaced by elves.

 

Tevinter is now being attacked on both sides, the Dalish from the south, the Qunari from the North. The embattled state quickly falls. The elven slaves of Tevinter, rather than submit to the Qun, join the Dales, quickly embracing the culture and religion of the Dalish.

 

The battle between the Qunari and the elves is an epic struggle, one that will be touched upon at a later date.

 

The remaining humans of Thedas find refuge in the hills and mountains and dark places of the world, never again able to take power.

 

...............................................................................Okay....................I support the Dalish ALOT LOL  :lol:

 

i don't mind killing some shems, but i wouldn't kill city elves just because they don't believe in the creators.



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i don't mind killing some shems, but i wouldn't kill city elves just because they don't believe in the creators.

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They will bend the knee, or else be annihilated  :devil:



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They will bend the knee, or else be annihilated  :devil:

 

i'm not gonna be a zealot, i'm pro elf, not necessarily pro dalish, i like the dalish, but i'm not going to persecute cause of religion, thats what lead to the fall of the dales in the first place. 



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i'm not gonna be a zealot, i'm pro elf, not necessarily pro dalish, i like the dalish, but i'm not going to persecute cause of religion, thats what lead to the fall of the dales in the first place. 

Yup, the religious zealotry of the shems is what caused the downfall of the Dales. I'd like to think that the Dalish could perform the same in return.

 

Would be quite apropos, no? XD



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I think that some Dalish might be the 'Take no prisoners!' type, but not all.  I also think that it would start out with guerrilla warfare, allowing the Dalish to roflpwn the human forces and disappear, causing chaos in the military ranks as they won't know when they'll be hit, let alone where and how hard.  I suspect many soldiers will be losing sleep over it, morale will drop, some soldiers may even desert.  Some leaders may resort to burning down entire forests to weed out the Dalish clans, but I suspect that the Dalish would be long gone by the time the fires reached them.  The Dalish would probably find sympathizers among the city elves, especially in the Dales, so there could riots and other forms of insurgency that would weaken the human nations considerably.  Ferelden might be saved from conflict with the Dalish if Alistair is in charge, since his giving the Dalish land in southern Ferelden would've improved relations between Ferelden and the clans.  Orlais would likely be the first to fall, since they were still recovering from the Fade Tears and a civil war.

 

Rivain might be one of the last nations to come to open conflict with the Dalish due to their relatively friendly relations with the Dalish clans, but since the Qunari get a steady supply of viddithari from Rivain, it is possible that the Dalish conquering Rivain could cause relations between the Dalish and the Qunari to sour, even if they team up to conquer Tevinter.  I'd think that the Dalish would wish to avoid provoking the Qunari, knowing their strength, so Rivain might be spared from the Dalish advance.

 

Nevarra is difficult, since they have powerful necromancers and have clashed with Orlais multiple times in the past, often beating them.  Really, I could see Nevarra being one of the last nations to withstand the Dalish onslaught.

 

The Anderfels is under constant threat from the darkspawn, much like Orzammar and Kal-Sharok.  Not to mention that it is the home of the Wardens.  Not even the Dalish would want to cross the Order, so it would be likely that the Anderfels would be relatively untouched.  And since the typical Anders looks towards the Wardens to rule, I doubt that they'd join in the fight against the Dalish unless directly attacked.  The Wardens' policy would likely be to avoid conflict with the Dalish if possible.  Some Dalish might be willing to fight the Wardens, but most Dalish have too much respect for them to be willing to anger them, so it would likely be a small minority.

 

Antiva is also tricky.  It is the home of the Crows, so it would likely be spared from the fighting at first, but once the Dalish become more bold, they could possibly send a few guerrilla strikes to probe the Antivan defenses.  Since the Crows specialize in assassinations, not all-out fighting, I'd assume that the Crows would be at a disadvantage simply due to not being used to being on the receiving end of surprise attacks.  It is also likely that there would be defections, resulting in the Crows to be weakened and the Dalish possibly gaining knowledge on the Crows' tactics and mode of operations.

 

As for Tevinter, I could see the Dalish pausing to gather up their forces before deciding to invade, again sticking to guerrilla tactics to keep the magisters off-balance and confused.  I could potentially see the Qunari deciding to move in from the north to take care of their long time enemy, but I'm not entirely sure if they would.  Maybe the Dalish would send delegates to Seheron or Par Vollen in an attempt to negotiation for assistance, allowing the Qunari to potentially keep whatever land they conquered.  The Dalish would likely want to count the Qunari as allies rather than enemies, so that sort of arrangement would be generous considering how the Dalish are keeping the land they conquered for themselves.  Minrathous woud likely be Tevinter's last stand, since it is heavily defended and fortified, ready for a battle of attrition.  The Dalish might also send delegates to Orzammar and Kal-Sharok, promising assistance in clearing the darkspawn from the Deep Roads in exchange for lyrium and an embargo on Minrathous, essentially cutting the city's supply-line.  I imagine that once Minrathous is conquered, the city will be split between Qunari control and Dalish control much like Berlin was post-WWII.

 

All in all, I'd think that Ferelden, Rivain, and the Anderfels would be the sole surviving human nations, Orlais, Nevarra, Tevinter, Antiva, and the Free Marches all being conquered.  The surviving nations would likely try to avoid conflict with the Dalish afterwards, seeing that even if they united, they would likely be crushed.  It is possible that once the Dalish conquer Val Royueax, the Anderfels would attempt to fight the Dalish, but I don't think that the First Warden would call for action as long as the Dalish didn't actively attack Warden compounds.  I think that the Dalish might send delegates to whatever Warden compounds they encounter and negotiate ways for them to avoid conflict.

 

As for how the Dalish would interact with the Qunari afterwards, I'd think that it'd be similar to the Cold War post-WWII, the Dalish and Qunari both finding ways to one-up each other with their relations being strained at best.  The Dalish would likely search for ways to enhance their magical capabilities and the Qunari focusing on their black powder and weaponry.  It is possible for Rivain to eventually become a part of the Qun, giving the Qunari a fairly decent portion of additional land.  The Dalish would likely also focus on building up their numbers so they won't be spread as thin, so I can imagine them possibly conscripting people into service.

 

Anyway, I think that if the Dalish managed to conquer most of Thedas, only a portion of the human nations would remain along with the Qunari, leaving both the Dalish and the Qunari as the 2 main powers in Thedas.  The Dalish would probably leave the remaining human nations alone for the most part, trading with them and the dwarves occasionally.  Besides Tevinter, Nevarra and Antiva would be the 2 most difficult nations for the Dalish to conquer.  Relations with the Qunari would be shaky afterwards and both the Dalish and the Qunari would engage in a cold war with each other, eventually ending up in all-out war as the Qunari invade.  It would depend on how long the Qunari waited before invading for me to tell the outcome of their invasion.  They managed to conquer half of Thedas on their own and they went in blind.  If they tried again, it would depend on what countermeasures the Dalish had developed to determine who would win.



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The stage is set, the breach has been closed, the nations of Thedas prepare to rebuild and mend themselves back to health....or so they think.

 

The Dalish form in armies on the horizon, the banners of the Dales waving in the wind. Their halla mounts paw at the early morning ground. Storming the weakened countries of Orlais and Ferelden, they drive the humans beyond the borders, taking no prisoners. The city elves either submit to the Creators, or are put to the sword.

 

Some humans look to the Inquisition, hoping that the Inquisitor can help them, only to find the Dalish Inquisitor siding with the elves (Obviously)

 

Nevarre and the Free Marches look on, guarding their borders intently as refugees sift into their countries.

 

Years pass, the Dalish only grow stronger as they build the Kingdom of the Dales out of the remains of Orlais and Ferelden, their armies bolstered and well equipped. They march against Nevarre and the Free Marches, the humans have been waiting for this.

 

The battle is hard fought, and not easy, but slowly and surely, the Dalish gain ground. Antiva and Rivain send supplies and reinforcements, but only too late. The Dalish have gained control and their line cannot be broken.

 

This continues for years. The lines of humanity slowly eroding, being replaced by elves.

 

Tevinter is now being attacked on both sides, the Dalish from the south, the Qunari from the North. The embattled state quickly falls. The elven slaves of Tevinter, rather than submit to the Qun, join the Dales, quickly embracing the culture and religion of the Dalish.

 

The battle between the Qunari and the elves is an epic struggle, one that will be touched upon at a later date.

 

The remaining humans of Thedas find refuge in the hills and mountains and dark places of the world, never again able to take power.

 

...............................................................................Okay....................I support the Dalish ALOT LOL  :lol:

 

 

I dont want the Dalish to have the WHOLE WORLD, I dont want them to kill all shems, or city elves if they dot abie to the creators,I dont think it will ever happen, sure there are some extremely right political position dalish clans but I think, that most of them dont want to create an all out world, the Dalish just want to live in peace, in a homeland, I dont see the Dalish forcing pepole to belive in the creators, its not their type, they are not the Chantry or the Qun, I do however see, or at least hope, an Elven homeland, other than that if the Dalish have wanted to do an uprising so much they wouldnt travel Thedas, they would burn the nearby villages and capture them, but they are more peacefull and protective.



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I dont want the Dalish to have the WHOLE WORLD, I dont want them to kill all shems, or city elves if they dot abie to the creators,I dont think it will ever happen, sure there are some extremely right political position dalish clans but I think, that most of them dont want to create an all out world, the Dalish just want to live in peace, in a homeland, I dont see the Dalish forcing pepole to belive in the creators, its not their type, they are not the Chantry or the Qun, I do however see, or at least hope, an Elven homeland, other than that if the Dalish have wanted to do an uprising so much they wouldnt travel Thedas, they would burn the nearby villages and capture them, but they are more peacefull and protective.

Thedas was stolen from the elves, they will take it back from the usurpers (>.>)

 

City elves that don't believe in the creators are little more than pointy eared shems imo. 

I want to see the Dalish culture become dominant, this can't happen if city elves are allowed to worship their so called "Maker" (>.>)



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You make some good points, but I think it would be alot more epic if the Dalish took em on in open warfare ^.^

 

(Unrealistic? Maybe. But twould be more epic ^___^ )



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Yet I dont think the daliah want to takeover all of thedas, other than that the city elves revive a lot of insults and hard life because that are elves! Don't take me wrong moniker;) I am a dalish fan too I have waited 2 games for finally be able to play as a Daliah Mage, I have said that no matter what my main char will be a dalish Mage. But I am a city doc fawn too, they recove the true dirt of being elves, and I am sure that most of them don't care of the so called ״maker״ but think about their side of view, won't it be hard to run into the wilderness with leaving everyone you know behind? There are some city elves that their wish is to become dalish, but eventually I think there are more opening dalish clans that accept city elves and more aggressive dalish clans that are being hostile towards humans, not all of course, but some, but if they have KNOWN that being with the dalish and leaving the humans would be better for them and riding do it they are fools.

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Okay, just to clear the air, I was never quite serious with this thread from the beginning XD

 

I was thinking about starting a similar topic in the DAI forums, to try and agitate the trolls, but I figured that would just cause unnecessary angst for me.

 

I just kinda needed to get my aggression against humanity and elf-haters out of my system :3

 

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rofl XD



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You got me there ^^

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Altough lets go with it, how would a dalish revoulution occour? My theory, uprisings in the brecillian forest the dales and worldwide. In the Brecillian forest they would go to Gwaren, taking an important place in Fereldan, then after the Gwaren capture it would likely bring to an exalted march, months later uprising in Halamishral, with aid of a lot of dalish from the Dales Halamishral is taken. Fereldan unites an army near the Brecillian forest and burns it, bringing blockade between the two races, including a sea border, Slave uprising in the tevinter imperium brings to a lot of slavers to die, Halamishral sends aid to the brecillian dalish, food supplies etc, Orlais is becoming united than ever becouse of a threate that rises in Fereldan and in its own borders, the chantry becomes strong, the free marches are sending aid including fereldan and a united army is being formed, dwarves of orzzamar decide to not help the human nations becouse it is not their place to do so, this bloody exalted marxh is crashing Halamishral, Rivian refuses to send aid to the human nations, the human army is being bought to the brecillian forest, in this fight the Elves win. the first exalted march from the red chantry begins, against the elven slaves. After the human defeat in Fereldan, the dalish seperate into  groups, one south to Redclife and one north to denerim. they succed, and they capture the qeakend country, they rush into the Fereldan Orliesean border, but the Dwarves do not wish blood on their land, they make a blockade between the two, the Fereldan dalish are stopping there, but the others do not... the elven slaves win the fight? no they do not, they run to the free marches where they are not so welcome too, then they make an alliance to defeat the imperium with the qunari, a secret one,  years later they have fully captured the free marches with qunari aid the dwarves must decide to take a place in this fight, if not then... the Chantry forces rush into orzammar making a massacar, getting into the Dalish controlled fereldan and killing everyone, the Dalish unite in redclife where they push the human army into orlais, there they push into Halamishral and then to Val Royaeux, they  years later they fully capture Orlais. Antiva and Nevarra try to push the Dalish back but were defeated,



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I don't really want the Dalish to take over Thedas, even as a joke. Though I think it would be poetic irony for the human societies that constantly tell elves to get over losing their continent and being made into a subservient minority serving their conquerors (I wonder if they'd still feel that way if it happened to them?), I can only imagine the ADB having a field day with it. "See! I told you the Dalish would just do the same to humans but worse if given the chance!" And since most players are humans who automatically play and "relate" to human characters for their species alone (never mind cultural differences), they would NEVER stand for their precious human snowflakes being conquered by a different race. No way, no how. Elves would automatically become the antagonists in future games, like the Qunari in DA2, to take back the humans' rightful continent from those thieving elves.

 

I'll just settle for one nation, which most devs and human players alike seem to think is asking too much.



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I don't really want the Dalish to take over Thedas, even as a joke. Though I think it would be poetic irony for the human societies that constantly tell elves to get over losing their continent and being made into a subservient minority serving their conquerors (I wonder if they'd still feel that way if it happened to them?), I can only imagine the ADB having a field day with it. "See! I told you the Dalish would just do the same to humans but worse if given the chance!" And since most players are humans who automatically play and "relate" to human characters for their species alone (never mind cultural differences), they would NEVER stand for their precious human snowflakes being conquered by a different race. No way, no how. Elves would automatically become the antagonists in future games, like the Qunari in DA2, to take back the humans' rightful continent from those thieving elves.

 

I'll just settle for one nation, which most devs and human players alike seem to think is asking too much.

 

I'd settle with just one nation too.  But, of course, the ADB (and possibly, the Clique) would completely flip about that, saying that the Dalish would end up being worse than Tevinter (seriously, where the hell did that even come from?).  But then, they're all trolls and idgaf about them.  Heh, I can actually imagine all the "THE DALISH SHOULD NOT HAVE THEIR OWN COUNTRY!!!" threads.  Seems like no one cared about the boon for the Dalish post-DA:O, possibly because it ended up in shambles, but if the Dalish got their own nation in DA:I.... yeah, I don't think I'd want to be on BSN for at least a month or 2 afterwards.  Maybe even 3 months.  Well, this group being the exception.   ;)

 

Since people are complaining about the LIs and game mechanics already (despite the fact that DA:I hasn't even launched yet), complaining about the Dalish getting their own country isn't hard to imagine.  Actually, I'm kind of hoping it's possible to give the Dalish land in DA:I.  And I also hope it's not optional, just so I can enjoy drinking ADB tears.   :devil:

 

Doubtful either way, but seeing the ADB completely freak out about it would be sooooooo satisfying.   :devil: