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[jlb524]

Has anyone else seen the Kelly/FemShep vid? It's kind of disappointing...

[ratzerman]

jlb524 wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

Please explain to me how Yeoman Kelly's catsuit and booty-shaking stripper dance fits in the story, and homosexuals don't.  Seems like a glaring double-standard to me, but maybe I'm missing something.

Yeah, Kelly made sure to bring her catsuit along just in case Commander Shepard would be hot and into her.

*Kelly Chambers is packing for the SUICIDE mission. She opens up a drawer, and pulls out a pink cr_tchless catsuit*

Kelly: "Hey Jacob?"

Jacob: (in another room) .......

Kelly: "Jacob!"

Jacob: "What?"

Kelly: "Is Commander Shepard a man or a woman?"

Jacob: "Woman........  ........ Why?"

*Kelly throws catsuit back in drawer, slams it shut*

Kelly: "Just wondering..." 

[jlb524]

Oh no,



Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!



FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

[N30795]

jlb524 wrote...

Has anyone else seen the Kelly/FemShep vid? It's kind of disappointing...

I loved Shepard's face: " "

[SethSteiner]

jlb524 wrote...

Has anyone else seen the Kelly/FemShep vid? It's kind of disappointing...

Is there at least FemShep/Kelly? Or not? If yes that would be at least somehow something that could be called in some way "nice" or anything like that.

[Wakara Pezi]

jlb524 wrote...

Has anyone else seen the Kelly/FemShep vid? It's kind of disappointing...

No, I haven't. Is it that bad?

[jlb524]

N30795 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Has anyone else seen the Kelly/FemShep vid? It's kind of disappointing...

I loved Shepard's face: " "

Well, her face makes sense when you consider that FemShep can only be a straight gal now.  Being that close to a hot female would make her very uncomfortable.

She secretly wishes she was cuddling Garrus instead of Kelly. 

[CardonT]

Uhm... wait... what? So it's in the game? Or was that a VERY fast Mod on an early-shipped version?

[jlb524]

There's a FemShep/Kelly scene on youtube...I've linked it in the above post.

[Kyero]

jlb524 wrote...

Oh no,

Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!

FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

hahahaha, I knew they would throw in somekind of fanservice for the lesbian fanboys.

[Mox Ruuga]

So FemShep does have more than just flirting with Kelly?

But it's not as... what, hot? as with MaleShep?

I guess we should be thankful for small favors and all. I haven't watched any of the love scenes, but the word out there is that Bioware blinked in the face of the media "storm" and they are now much tamer than the already PG13 scenes of ME1.

Hopefully it's not as awkward as the "straight through his pants" undie sex of DA:O...

[N30795]

jlb524 wrote...

N30795 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Has anyone else seen the Kelly/FemShep vid? It's kind of disappointing...

I loved Shepard's face: " "

Well, her face makes sense when you consider that FemShep can only be a straight gal now.  Being that close to a hot female would make her very uncomfortable.

Ohhhh, that makes sense.

[ratzerman]

jlb524 wrote...

Oh no,

Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!

FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

Well..... I guess that's..... good news? 

I'm pretty sure the dudeShep scene is exactly the same.  He even has the same weird expression on his face.

[N30795]

Mox Ruuga wrote...

So FemShep does have more than just flirting with Kelly?

But it's not as... what, hot? as with MaleShep?

I guess we should be thankful for small favors and all. I haven't watched any of the love scenes, but the word out there is that Bioware blinked in the face of the media "storm" and they are now much tamer than the already PG13 scenes of ME1.

Hopefully it's not as awkward as the "straight through his pants" undie sex of DA:O...

The "romances" seem great, but the Kelly-thing is just plain ridiculous.

Kelly: " Here, I'll sit on your lap. "
Shepard: ""
Kelly: "What about a little dance?"
Shepard: ""
Kelly: "Let's cuddle on your bed."
Shepard:

Modifié par N30795, 25 janvier 2010 - 06:12 .

[jlb524]

Kyero wrote...

hahahaha, I knew they would throw in somekind of fanservice for the lesbian fanboys.

Yes, that's all it is really.   Bioware has decided to scrap meaningful relationships between two women, and have instead opted for extremely soft-core lesbian 'porn'.

[Gothor01]

So elves swing both ways but aliens don't?

[Phate Phoenix]

jlb524 wrote...

Oh no,

Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!

FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

Welp, that's one romance option I'm never going to do.

[Kwonnern]

jlb524 wrote...
Oh no,
Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!
FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

Interesting choice of outfit!

[jlb524]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Oh no,

Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!

FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

Welp, that's one romance option I'm never going to do.

I highly doubt I'll do it either.  It's totally cheesy. 

And it's weird.  Kelly just hangs out in your quarters all day in her catsuit, drinking champagne.  What the heck? 

[Ibby1kanobi]

ERJAK2 wrote...

GEWill wrote...

Killian Kalthorne wrote...

There should only be same sex romance options if in fact the NPCs you can have romances with are gay or lesbians. Regardless of what you think should be, not everyone is homosexual or have homosexual tendencies. In fact only 2% in a given mammalian species are homosexual or show homosexual tendencies.

I am in support if it makes sense for story wise and it fits the setting.  Placing homosexual romances for the sake of just having a homosexual romance but otherwise does not fit in the story or themes of the game I do not support.

^This

There is an entire species of discount lebians in the ME universe. It fits the story. And in western civilizations it's between 2-13% with estimates in the U.S. and Canada being around 10. Beyond that there is evidence of a slow increase in said percentages.

It fits the story just fine.

What discount lesbians? I didn't catch that reference.

Furthermore, a 10% population....even increasing in the US and Canada is still VERY small. The chance that Shepard or his 5 crewmates from ME1 would be homosexual is unbelievably slim. Furthermore, expand that out to 10 crewmembers, the chances are still very very slight that there would be a homosexual among them.

If I name 10 of my friends, not a single one is homosexual. I would have to expand to maybe 100 aquientences to find 1, and I live in Chicago and goto a liberal school in a liberal area.

The US's population is about 300 million out of 6.5 billion. Take 10% of that (that number isn't accurate btw, its more like 3%) and you get a small fraction of the worlds population in that range.

Then lets be serious....what percentage of that small percent would you imagine on a battlefield? Most of the homosexuals I know aren't really up for shooting, killing, blood, and guts.

So you want Bioware to add something that's not realistic, but so that your personal preference of an option is in the game?

 It's not realistic, and it's not needed. Bioware, just like lot's of other people and companies, have to keep the moral compass of the majority in mind.

[Wakara Pezi]

Great goddess, that was just sad. Her face was….  

[Kyero]

jlb524 wrote...

Kyero wrote...

hahahaha, I knew they would throw in somekind of fanservice for the lesbian fanboys.

Yes, that's all it is really.   Bioware has decided to scrap meaningful relationships between two women, and have instead opted for extremely soft-core lesbian 'porn'.

thats all it ever is. Im not tryin to be mean but the only reason lesbian stuff like this gets into any non porn game is for pure fanservice. its mostly aimed at the male audience.... not "lets put in something for the lesbian gamers" its sad but true...

[SnowHeart1]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Welp, that's one romance option I'm never going to do. [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/andy.png[/smilie]

Edit:  Boards are f'ed up... my response didn't get included.  Weird.  Anyway, totally agreed.  But, at least they're keeping good, story-driven romances in the game instead of including completely random gay romances.

Modifié par SnowHeart1, 25 janvier 2010 - 06:22 .

[Phate Phoenix]

jlb524 wrote...

Phate Phoenix wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Oh no,

Kelly still brings the catsuit for FemShep!

FemShep only gets to cuddle afterwards...

Welp, that's one romance option I'm never going to do.

I highly doubt I'll do it either.  It's totally cheesy. 

And it's weird.  Kelly just hangs out in your quarters all day in her catsuit, drinking champagne.  What the heck? 

That'd awkward for me real fast.

"You, uh, sure you're comfortable?"

"Oh, this? Yeah. I love it. Best thing I bought ever."

"...So it's been worn often."

"Yes, it has. Why?"

 "Nothing. Nevermind. ... Where's the champagne bottle?"

[N30795]

Then lets be serious....what percentage of that small percent would you imagine on a battlefield? Most of the homosexuals I know aren't really up for shooting, killing, blood, and guts.

Oh, what a cliché.

There's much more homosexuals in the army, the police or "criminals" that you seem to imagine, and it has nothing to do with liking (or not) to shoot and kill people.
That being said from the woman that I am, enlisting in the army this summer.

Modifié par N30795, 25 janvier 2010 - 06:24 .