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[Angry_Elcor]

No, because I am a heartless bastard.

[XxPrincess(x)ThreatxX]

Yeah, ive had my heart ripped out, thrown to the ground & then stamped on before & it still hurts thinking about it

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

Just wait...

has anyone ever told you you're a real romantic?

[mybudgee]

has anyone ever told you you're a real romantic?

A romantic you say?

 

[Voxr]

I had my heart broken once. It's a bit of a long story.

 

Once I was walking down the street. And who do I see but none other than Edward James Olmos. So I go over to him and say "Hey Edward! Oh man I'm a huge fan of yours. BSG is just amazing. And Miami Vice.. Wow just wow." He looks at me, holding my Mace Windu lightsaber, with my One Man Wolf Pack T-shirt and my fresh Spike Spiegel haircut. 

 

"Thanks that's very kind of you." He said smiling at me. "But if you'll excuse me I need to get going."

 

"Certainly!" I say gripping my lightsaber tighter as excitement fills my body. "But before you go could I ask you to autograph my shirt?" I say eyes glistening with wonder and joy as pull out a sharpie from my knee high sock. 

 

"Uh ok." He says. "What would you like it to say?" He asked as he took the sharpie.

 

"Put To my dearest Stephen, So say we all. Number one fan and number one lover."

 

"Say what now?"

 

"Shut the **** up and write James!............. and number one lover. You were always there for me and I never even knew it. Love Edward James Olmos. Space Captain and cop. And a bunch of other **** no one remembers me for."

 

He finished writing and handed me my sharpie. "Kid you have problems. Now I gotta go and don't let me see you again please. I'll call the cops." He turns a way from me and walks away. I stared at my t-shirt admiring my kickass autograph. When suddenly a large boom is heard. I look up and I see it.

 

Woody Harrelson holding a ferret and had just shot EJO with a bean bag gun. "No!!!" I exclaim as rage and terror fills my body. Woody looks over at me and smirks his smirky smirk. So does the ferret. I was stunned, shocked, downright gobsmacked at the event I just witnessed. The celebrity carnage was almost too much. 

 

"That's what you get James! That's what you get for letting Jamie Bamber take the role of Apollo when it should've been me!" The ferret makes a noise in support of his crazed master.

 

"I.... H-had nothing to do with.......That." James sputtered recovering form having the wind knocked out of him. "I'm.....Just an a-actor."

 

"Well tough ****! You think I wanted to do Zombieland? No! I wanted to shoot robots and make sweet...sweet love to Tricia Helfer. And fly X-Wings!"

 

"They're Vipers."

 

"I know what they are. I wanted to switch them to X-Wings. But no! No I had to get my brains blown out by a guy named Sugar. What kind'of name is that?"

 

"I think it's Chigurh." EJO said.

 

"Well it's too late now ain't it! Get him Snapper!" Harrelson releases his ferret upon EJO. Biting and gnawing on the actors flesh.

 

"Hey kid! Help me!! Please!" Edward screams!"  I raced to save my hero. Admiral Adama needed me! I slash the ferret with a sweep of my lightsaber. And punch Woody in his woody. But it was too late the damage was done.

 

In the chaos of the scuffle the sweat and blood of the battle smeared the ink on my shirt. And the autograph now read:

 

"Stephen [ink smears] number one[ink smear]

  [     ink smear   ]****"

 

</3 It broke my heart.

[Nexus Arcade]

Once. Still kinda am.

[Jstatham1227]

about a month ago. Long distance, she found a guy that could be physically there for here like I never could. Sure, it was a year and a half, But I don't regret anything and remember it for how happy I was with her. Even if it didn't work out. 

[Jock Cranley]

Disappointed? Certainly.

 

Heartbroken? Na. Done, Done, on to the next one.

[Voxr]

Metal as f*ck.

I still have flashbacks.