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[crashsuit]

And now we wait for the inevitable terribad video game adaptation "Headshot!: The Video Game".

 

You.. you mean ME3MP?

[SterlingPhoenix]

And now we wait for the inevitable terribad video game adaptation "Headshot!: The Video Game".

 

I think they already have that one, it's called "Sniper".

[SterlingPhoenix]

i hear a sequel is already in the works.

 

Headshot II: Double Header!

 

Headshot: Trinity

 

Headshot IV: Live Free or Headshot!

 

Headshot VI: The Search for Headshot V

 

Headshot VII: Adrienne's Revenge

 

Headshot VIII: Headpolalypse Now

 

Headshot IX: Headshot Jones's Diary

 

Headshot X: X Marks the HEADSHOT

 

I could go on.

 

Headshot XI: The Bridges of Headshot County

 

Headshot XII: The Spy Who Headshot Me

 

Headshot XIII: Harry Potter and the Headshot of Fire

 

Headshot XIV: Just named Headshot. Is basically a "reboot" with essentially the same plot as the original Headshot, but with younger actors and more Turians. It is widely panned.

 

Headshot XV: Headshot Ressurection

 

I could go on...

 

Headshot XVI: Some Like It Headshot

 

Headshot XVII: Forgive Me Headshot For I Have Sinned

 

Headshot XVIII: Oh Headshot Where Art Thou

 

Headshot XIX: Pride & Prejudice & Headshot

 

Headshot XX: Just called "Headshot XX. Another reboot, set during the current Big Galactic war. Fails miserably since the current Galactic Enemy don't actually have heads. The franchise is finally laid to rest.

 

I could go on...

 

Non-canon movies include:

 

Super Karate Monkey Headshot, an anime version.

 

Brokeback Elcor: Directed by Ang Lee XIV, a super-stylised retelling that explores interspecies relationships.

 

The Geth And I: The Musical.

[LemurFromTheId]

Liked for effort.

[SterlingPhoenix]

Liked for effort.

 

As long as it's not for the insanity.

[J. Peterman]

Headshot II: Double Header!

 

Headshot: Trinity

 

Headshot IV: Live Free or Headshot!

 

Headshot VI: The Search for Headshot V

 

Headshot VII: Adrienne's Revenge

 

Headshot VIII: Headpolalypse Now

 

Headshot IX: Headshot Jones's Diary

 

Headshot X: X Marks the HEADSHOT

 

I could go on.

 

Headshot XI: The Bridges of Headshot County

 

Headshot XII: The Spy Who Headshot Me

 

Headshot XIII: Harry Potter and the Headshot of Fire

 

Headshot XIV: Just named Headshot. Is basically a "reboot" with essentially the same plot as the original Headshot, but with younger actors and more Turians. It is widely panned.

 

Headshot XV: Headshot Ressurection

 

I could go on...

 

Headshot XVI: Some Like It Headshot

 

Headshot XVII: Forgive Me Headshot For I Have Sinned

 

Headshot XVIII: Oh Headshot Where Art Thou

 

Headshot XIX: Pride & Prejudice & Headshot

 

Headshot XX: Just called "Headshot XX. Another reboot, set during the current Big Galactic war. Fails miserably since the current Galactic Enemy don't actually have heads. The franchise is finally laid to rest.

 

I could go on...

 

Non-canon movies include:

 

Super Karate Monkey Headshot, an anime version.

 

Brokeback Elcor: Directed by Ang Lee XIV, a super-stylised retelling that explores interspecies relationships.

 

The Geth And I: The Musical.

 

I lol'd.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

As long as it's not for the insanity.

 

That was why I liked it.  So you're covered both ways.  

[SterlingPhoenix]

That was why I liked it.  So you're covered both ways.  

 

Crazy effort. Gothca. (;

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

Headshot II: Double Header!

 

Headshot: Trinity

 

Headshot IV: Live Free or Headshot!

 

Headshot VI: The Search for Headshot V

 

Headshot VII: Adrienne's Revenge

 

Headshot VIII: Headpolalypse Now

 

Headshot IX: Headshot Jones's Diary

 

Headshot X: X Marks the HEADSHOT

 

I could go on.

 

Headshot XI: The Bridges of Headshot County

 

Headshot XII: The Spy Who Headshot Me

 

Headshot XIII: Harry Potter and the Headshot of Fire

 

Headshot XIV: Just named Headshot. Is basically a "reboot" with essentially the same plot as the original Headshot, but with younger actors and more Turians. It is widely panned.

 

Headshot XV: Headshot Ressurection

 

I could go on...

 

Headshot XVI: Some Like It Headshot

 

Headshot XVII: Forgive Me Headshot For I Have Sinned

 

Headshot XVIII: Oh Headshot Where Art Thou

 

Headshot XIX: Pride & Prejudice & Headshot

 

Headshot XX: Just called "Headshot XX. Another reboot, set during the current Big Galactic war. Fails miserably since the current Galactic Enemy don't actually have heads. The franchise is finally laid to rest.

 

I could go on...

 

Non-canon movies include:

 

Super Karate Monkey Headshot, an anime version.

 

Brokeback Elcor: Directed by Ang Lee XIV, a super-stylised retelling that explores interspecies relationships.

 

The Geth And I: The Musical.

you forgot 'the lord of the headshots' trilogy.

[SterlingPhoenix]

you forgot 'the lord of the headshots' trilogy.

 

You are correct - I literally did forget to do that. Originally I was going to close with that (Fellowship of the Headshot, The Two Headshots and The Return of the Headshot). That last one ties it in with some other important things (maybe we could've done a staggered release, with A New Headshot and The Headshot Strikes Back interspliced with those other guys and Return would just tie it all together...)

[Quarian Master Race]

You are correct - I literally did forget to do that. Originally I was going to close with that (Fellowship of the Headshot, The Two Headshots and The Return of the Headshot). That last one ties it in with some other important things (maybe we could've done a staggered release, with A New Headshot and The Headshot Strikes Back interspliced with those other guys and Return would just tie it all together...)

Well you know, Return of the Headshot in the latter trilogy was initially named Revenge of the Headshot pre release, which was much better.

[SterlingPhoenix]

Well you know, Return of the Headshot in the latter trilogy was initially named Revenge of the Headshot pre release, which was much better.

 

Well, it was called that in order to catch false merchandise, and there was technically no actual revenge in it, so they had to save it for the prequels. Oh god now I have to come up with prequels... Headshot -I: The Golden Headshot...

[LemurFromTheId]

I wonder why no one has mentioned these classic movies:

• All the President's Headshots
• The French Headshot
• Forbidden Headshot
• Headshot of Arabia
• Headshot in the Shell
• Planet of the Headshots
• A Headshot on Elm Street
• Headshot Window
• The Headshot of Oz
• Headshot 9 from Outer Space
• The Headshots of Robin Hood
• The Shawshank Headshot
• Headshot Hard
• 20,000 Headshots Under the Sea
• From Russia With Headshots
• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Headshot
• Snow White and the Seven Headshots
• For a Few Headshots More
• Last Action Headshot
• A Series of Unfortunate Headshots
• Headshot/Off
• Headshot on Precinct 13
• Lethal Headshot
• Headshot Royale
• Headshot: Impossible
• Enter the Headshot
• True Headshots
• How to Headshot Your Dragon
• Headshot Boulevard
• Headshot Report
• The Headshot Machine
• Headshot Atlas
• The Usual Headshots
• 12 Angry Headshots
• Gone With the Headshot
• A Headshot Orange
• Three Headshots of the Condor
• Requiem for a Headshot
• To Headshot a Mockingbird
• A Headshot in the Dark
• Monty Python and the Holy Headshot
• The Maltese Headshot
• Rosemary's Headshot
• The Headshot on the River Kwai
• The Third Headshot
• Headshottin' in the Rain
• The Headshot Show
• Headshotspotting
• Dial H for Headshot
• The Grand Headshot Hotel
• Butch Cassidy and the Headshot Kid
• 2001: A Space Headshot
• Indiana Jones and the Last Headshot
• West Side Headshot
• The Headshot of the Sierra Madre
• The Best Headshots of Our Lives
• The Quiet Headshot
• A Headshot at the Opera
• The Headshot from Earth
• Close Headshots of the Third Kind

[DaemionMoadrin]

 

I wonder why no one has mentioned these classic movies:

 

(awesome movie titles)

 

I wish I could like this more than once. You had me laughing out loud and now people are staring at me oddly. Well, more than usual.

[EnemySpinach]

You forgot the sequels to "Headshot Hard:"

- Headshot Hard: Shoot Harder
- A good day to Headshot Hard

[Clips7]

Wow...great stuff! haha this movie is the next blockbuster hit!...well done!... ...i'm going to set up my shop on the streets of NYC and start selling my bootleg copies!...

[FairfaxGal]

A Fistful of Headshots

 

And I'm not sure which I prefer:

 

Dirty Headshots

Or

Headshot Harry

[DaemionMoadrin]

A Fistful of Headshots

 

And I'm not sure which I prefer:

 

Dirty Headshots

Or

Headshot Harry

 

I think Headshot Harry is better because people understand to which movie you are refering.

Dirty Headshots sounds more like porn.

[FairfaxGal]

And that would be bad because..... 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

Dirty Headshots sounds more like porn.

 

Tip: Don't google this at work.

[squaredgonzo]

Hey dude, I have an anonymous friend who wants to ask you how much will you charge for an asari themed phone sex?

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Hey dude, I have an anonymous friend who wants to ask you how much will you charge for an asari themed phone sex?

 

Reported.

 

 

 

 

...Also, if you google for "asari themed phone sex" you will learn nothing about Asari but an awful lot about human nature. That you will wish you hadn't learned.

[FairfaxGal]

So.... to get this back to a PG rated thread, or at worst an R rated one, let's find some nice less double-entendre sounding titles:

 

The Sound of Headshots

One Flew Over the Headshots Nest

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Headshots

Headshot Headshot Bang Bang

Headshots and Broomsticks

Headshots from Space

A Bug's Headshot

 

This is harder than it seems:

Charlotte's Headshots

Freaky Headshots