Hey dude, I have an anonymous friend who wants to ask you how much will you charge for an asari themed phone sex?
I have way too many good answers for this, so Choose Your Own Adventure.
I have way too many good answers for this, so Choose Your Own Adventure.
- That's disturbing.
- Why do people keep asking me that?
- More than Salarian, less than Quarian.
- Depends on whether your friend is a girl.
- Tell your "friend" to find an actual transgender person who would probably do a much better job than me.
I like that you properly categorize quarians as high class
What are your rates for krogan?
What are your rates for krogan?
Fiddy dolla.
Reported.
...Also, if you google for "asari themed phone sex" you will learn nothing about Asari but an awful lot about human nature. That you will wish you hadn't learned.
I have way too many good answers for this, so Choose Your Own Adventure.
- That's disturbing.
- Why do people keep asking me that?
- More than Salarian, less than Quarian.
- Depends on whether your friend is a girl.
- Tell your "friend" to find an actual transgender person who would probably do a much better job than me.
I'll let my friend know..
What are your rates for krogan?
I usually have to pay to do that.
I wonder why no one has mentioned these classic movies:
- All the President's Headshots
- The French Headshot
- Forbidden Headshot
- Headshot of Arabia
- Headshot in the Shell
- Planet of the Headshots
- A Headshot on Elm Street
- Headshot Window
- The Headshot of Oz
- Headshot 9 from Outer Space
- The Headshots of Robin Hood
- The Shawshank Headshot
- Headshot Hard
- 20,000 Headshots Under the Sea
- From Russia With Headshots
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Headshot
- Snow White and the Seven Headshots
- For a Few Headshots More
- Last Action Headshot
- A Series of Unfortunate Headshots
- Headshot/Off
- Headshot on Precinct 13
- Lethal Headshot
- Headshot Royale
- Headshot: Impossible
- Enter the Headshot
- True Headshots
- How to Headshot Your Dragon
- Headshot Boulevard
- Headshot Report
- The Headshot Machine
- Headshot Atlas
- The Usual Headshots
- 12 Angry Headshots
- Gone With the Headshot
- A Headshot Orange
- Three Headshots of the Condor
- Requiem for a Headshot
- To Headshot a Mockingbird
- A Headshot in the Dark
- Monty Python and the Holy Headshot
- The Maltese Headshot
- Rosemary's Headshot
- The Headshot on the River Kwai
- The Third Headshot
- Headshottin' in the Rain
- The Headshot Show
- Headshotspotting
- Dial H for Headshot
- The Grand Headshot Hotel
- Butch Cassidy and the Headshot Kid
- 2001: A Space Headshot
- Indiana Jones and the Last Headshot
- West Side Headshot
- The Headshot of the Sierra Madre
- The Best Headshots of Our Lives
- The Quiet Headshot
- A Headshot at the Opera
- The Headshot from Earth
- Close Headshots of the Third Kind
Looooool!!!
I wonder why no one has mentioned these classic movies:
- All the President's Headshots
- The French Headshot
- Forbidden Headshot
- Headshot of Arabia
- Headshot in the Shell
- Planet of the Headshots
- A Headshot on Elm Street
- Headshot Window
- The Headshot of Oz
- Headshot 9 from Outer Space
- The Headshots of Robin Hood
- The Shawshank Headshot
- Headshot Hard
- 20,000 Headshots Under the Sea
- From Russia With Headshots
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Headshot
- Snow White and the Seven Headshots
- For a Few Headshots More
- Last Action Headshot
- A Series of Unfortunate Headshots
- Headshot/Off
- Headshot on Precinct 13
- Lethal Headshot
- Headshot Royale
- Headshot: Impossible
- Enter the Headshot
- True Headshots
- How to Headshot Your Dragon
- Headshot Boulevard
- Headshot Report
- The Headshot Machine
- Headshot Atlas
- The Usual Headshots
- 12 Angry Headshots
- Gone With the Headshot
- A Headshot Orange
- Three Headshots of the Condor
- Requiem for a Headshot
- To Headshot a Mockingbird
- A Headshot in the Dark
- Monty Python and the Holy Headshot
- The Maltese Headshot
- Rosemary's Headshot
- The Headshot on the River Kwai
- The Third Headshot
- Headshottin' in the Rain
- The Headshot Show
- Headshotspotting
- Dial H for Headshot
- The Grand Headshot Hotel
- Butch Cassidy and the Headshot Kid
- 2001: A Space Headshot
- Indiana Jones and the Last Headshot
- West Side Headshot
- The Headshot of the Sierra Madre
- The Best Headshots of Our Lives
- The Quiet Headshot
- A Headshot at the Opera
- The Headshot from Earth
- Close Headshots of the Third Kind
You know the worst part? I've actually worked out plot synopses for a lot of these. For example:
2001: A Space Headshot: Historical Fiction presuming that the First Contact Wars happened during Earth's earliest days of Space Exploration!
Finally seen it. It was really great. I'm not kidding. Please, pretty, please, do more.
Hahaha, I just signed in for the first time in months and you've quickly reminded me why this place is great.
A+ Sterling!
Haha! Imagine what else you've been missing!
Finally seen it. It was really great. I'm not kidding. Please, pretty, please, do more.
I'd love to, but it took me -- literally -- months to do this one and it's well outside my skill-set (other than writing the thing).
But hey, you never know. Maybe someone will pay me to do it (;
In the meantime, you can watch the Nemesis video. If you haven't yet anyway.
In the meantime, you can watch the Nemesis video. If you haven't yet anyway.
Hah, I remember this one! Brilliant.
The best part of your channel is the trailer though. You have a gift for making people laugh. ^^
lol, Benny Hill. XD (I miss watching that show in Canada. It's not on anymore)
No, I never seen that either. Too bad it ended to quick. Cause yeah, it was so great. Cause yeah, your sense of humor is spot on.
I also never knew you could do a grab in that part of Jade during the very last footage of that video? Is that way you selected that particular grab, to educate us?
And hey, if you need someone to help with boring footage (if you ever change you mind), sign me up. I got a PS3 too, just not much of a manifest on that end or precious, precious piercing mods... I'm going to watch headshot again too again. Then show my brother these vids when he gets up.
The best part of your channel is the trailer though. You have a gift for making people laugh. ^^
Hah! Thanks. The channel trailer is the first video I made that I consider "good". Which is kinda sad...
lol, Benny Hill. XD (I miss watching that show in Canada. It's not on anymore)
Well he has been dead for ages... A while back I tried watching the show starting at Series 1, but man was it super-boring back then.
Funny thing - I remember watching that show in Canada while I was there on vacation when I was 12. I told my friends about that one episode and nobody believed me till it aired for us, too.
I also never knew you could do a grab in that part of Jade during the very last footage of that video? Is that way you selected that particular grab, to educate us?
I had no idea you could do that, either! What happened was I had a weird glitch where the nemesis was just... ignoring me. I could sit next to he for ages and she just sat there and didn't run away (that's where the Cerberus Lunch Break thing is from, as well as the close-up right at the start of the video - I'm actually sitting behind her). I could make her move by shooting her a bit. Eventually she sat over there and I sat down by that wall and I was like "Wait I can grab here? Well I can't pass that up..."
And hey, if you need someone to help with boring footage (if you ever change you mind), sign me up.
I will definitely keep that in mind (:
Michael Bay is so jealous right now.
Michael Bay is so jealous right now.
He should be.
He should be.
Come on man, make more.
It is just way too awesome for you to make only one like this.
I assure you, the world will be a much better place if you make something like this more.
Come on man, make more.
It is just way too awesome for you to make only one like this.
I assure you, the world will be a much better place if you make something like this more.
Hehe. Well, first of all there's at least one more on my youtube channel.
As for making more... it really does take forever to make them. Which would be fine if, you know, I had a bigger audience or something. I love BSN and all you guys but I can't really spent months making these videos for just you guys. I just don't know how to reach more people...
Hehe. Well, first of all there's at least one more on my youtube channel.
As for making more... it really does take forever to make them. Which would be fine if, you know, I had a bigger audience or something. I love BSN and all you guys but I can't really spent months making these videos for just you guys. I just don't know how to reach more people...
I understand. Too bad, since I rarely laughed like that again when I watched this video. It's really funny.
I noticed you are in PSN! Well, since I too am a PS3 player, if fate decree that one day I get to play a session with you, I demand to see that 20 headshots medal from you, ok? Hahaha.
I understand. Too bad, since I rarely laughed like that again when I watched this video. It's really funny.
I noticed you are in PSN! Well, since I too am a PS3 player, if fate decree that one day I get to play a session with you, I demand to see that 20 headshots medal from you, ok? Hahaha.
Don't get me wrong, I loved making it, but it really does take aaaaaages... video editing (let along voice "acting") aren't really my skillset.
Did you watch the Nemesis video? I think that one's kinda funny.
Oh... headshots. Honestly headshots are mostly something that happen by accident or when I solo. I've got over 150 in one game (the one I used for a lot of the "random" footage on Dagger in the video). But when I'm running around with a Javelin I usually don't bother with headshots.
We can always pull Quarian Master Race in, he seems to get 20 headshots even when he's playing a pure melee character...
Headshots often aren't necessary if you are killing mooks. Why spend more time aiming or risking a miss if you can take them out with a bodyshot anyway? Hell, earlier I played my Quarian Infi with the Widow and she took down 3 Geth with one shot straight through their torsos. I did get the 20 headshots medal because of Pyros and Primes but I rarely aim for the heads of moving mooks.
Headshots often aren't necessary if you are killing mooks. Why spend more time aiming or risking a miss if you can take them out with a bodyshot anyway? Hell, earlier I played my Quarian Infi with the Widow and she took down 3 Geth with one shot straight through their torsos. I did get the 20 headshots medal because of Pyros and Primes but I rarely aim for the heads of moving mooks.
It's pretty obvious that if you can kill with a bodyshot, there is no reason to aim for the head - aside from taking pride in your work. However, the more skilled you are, the more you benefit from headshots, because you'll be able to aim faster and to land hits on the head more consistently. In many situations a good player can double his killing speed by aiming for the enemies' heads.
It's pretty obvious that if you can kill with a bodyshot, there is no reason to aim for the head - aside from taking pride in your work. However, the more skilled you are, the more you benefit from headshots, because you'll be able to aim faster and to land hits on the head more consistently. In many situations a good player can double his killing speed by aiming for the enemies' heads.
That is true.
When I'm using the Arc Pistol or similiar, I always aim for heads. Same with shotguns. But a sniper rifle that can kill with one hit, across the map, on a moving target? Nope.
It depends on the enemies though. Collector heads are almost as big as their torsos after all... ^^
What is really awesome is stacking all possible headshot boni. Now that is killing speed... as long as you don't get screen shakes all the time.
That is true.
When I'm using the Arc Pistol or similiar, I always aim for heads. Same with shotguns. But a sniper rifle that can kill with one hit, across the map, on a moving target? Nope.
It depends on the enemies though. Collector heads are almost as big as their torsos after all... ^^
What is really awesome is stacking all possible headshot boni. Now that is killing speed... as long as you don't get screen shakes all the time.
I definitely get a lot more sniper-headshots when I solo and can take my time. If I take that extra time, even if it's a tiny fraction of a second, my shot often goes through thin air where an enemy's head used to be mere milliseconds ago. I should go back to recording games by default; I have some shots of my Javelin shot trail intersecting with Quarian Master Race's Widow shot trail.
Plus I quick-scope out of habit and #$%^& Aim Assist on consoles likes to go "Oh you don't want to headshot that Pyro. Here, let me just turn you around about 90 degrees so you can take out that swarmer."
Quick suggestion:
The Volus Digest should have commented with breathtaking instead of ''impressive''.
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