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[Helios969]

The option to deliver an ultimatum to the Mages and Templars: Figure out a way to coexist or be crushed beneath the weight of the Inquisition (and do the latter if necessary. )

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

 

[Sifr]

The Artificer revealing that he's developed Thedas' equivalent of Tom Savini's crotch-gun from "From Dusk Til Dawn"...?

 

Spoiler

 

Is it weird that in a movie about vampires running a strip club, that was the biggest WTF moment for me?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

they all get drunk

[Doominike]

You do not have a particularly healthy, or sane, way of expressing them.

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in your heart, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence"

[Silver Souls]

My quizzy getting a child (either the female quizzy gets pregnant or the love interest gets pregnant, if both are same sex you adopt)

 

And conquering all of Thedas in your name (including Orlais)

[Lady Artifice]

The Artificer revealing that he's developed Thedas' equivalent of Tom Savini's crotch-gun from "From Dusk Til Dawn"...?
 

Spoiler

 
Is it weird that in a movie about vampires running a strip club, that was the biggest WTF moment for me?

Oh, F***, yeah. Also a poison dart shooter from somewhere.

Not at all. Vampires and sex is expected. Weaponized euphemisms? That something else. That movie has enough wtf for everyone for to get a pick.

Is it weird that I think the above would be better with a female artificer?

[Lady Artifice]

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in your heart, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence"

Oh, have it your way then.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

 

 

[Eveangaline]

Wade showing up and making us armor or weapons.

[The Warden's Shank]

The moment we meet hawke, iron bull inadvertently disturbs a nest of bees and they go straight for hawke. We get a close up of hawke as he sighs "karma is such a ****'

[The Real Lee]

The Warden, Hawke, and the Inquisitor meet. You choose lines of dialogue for the Warden. Get a dialogue wheel for both Hawke and Inquisitor. epic but slightly confusing conversation ensues with yourself.

[Ogunb]

Oghren and Varric to meet.So much awesomeness.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

dead nug sketch.

[-TC1989-]

My Inquisitor is walking through a forest with a couple of companions, and one of them sees something in some bushes....

 

Sera: Maker... oh wow. Hey, look at this!

 

Inquisitor: Hm? What is it?

 

Varric: Is that.... Blondie?

 

Vivienne: Blondie? Who is... ah, it's Anders.... wonderful.

 

*You approach the corpse of Anders, the mage that ignited the mage rebellion. How he ended up here is anyone's guess. What will you do?*

 

1. Kick his corpse and press on

 

2. Do nothing

[llawsford]

 

Saying this every time our advisors/companions screw something up

[HappyApathy553]

Sten becomes Arishok and important business brings him to Skyhold, he bursts through the doors of the meeting hall flanked on either side by a column of the Qunari's finest, in perfect unison the entourage marches to the war table, their faces grim and stoic. As Sten reaches the table the entire group comes to an abrupt halt as he takes his seat, dead silence falls across the room. Sten looks and frowns at the empty table, a servant hurriedly brings out a small plate of cookies, the meeting can now commence.

[Arathnar]

I would love to see my Dalish Elf Warden meet up with my Dalish Elf Inquisitor and then they ride off to fight Corypheus to the tune of This is War from 30 seconds to Mars, things look down but then my badass Mage Hawke comes in tells an awesome oneliner, brofists Varric and then they all comine powers and slaughters Cory in one final climatic and awesome battle. Then they all go back have pie and make sweet love to their chosen LIs. (Leliana for Warden, Isabella and Tallis for Hawke and probably Josephine for Inquisitor)

[Reptillius]

That would be great if you have all of Sten's honour guard break into a dubstep tribute to cookies while the meeting takes place.

[Sifr]

Is it weird that I think the above would be better with a female artificer?

 

You mean, have a female Artificer channel that legendary renegade interrupt from FemShep in ME2?

 

"Show me yours tough guy, I bet mine's bigger!"

 

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Team Americas Epic Vomit scene.

[dekarserverbot]

killing Merril in front of Hawke (just before killing him/her)...

 

 

this image haunts every story on my keep so... you can guess why i want to kill her first

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Ooooooohhh not my Wifu.. she is welsh.

 

Cheese running mini game.

[Grimmdead]

A murder most fowl

 

 

Someone has been killing your guardsmen.... and to your disbelief its a demon possessed duck! (Quest with Josie)

[Sanguinerin]

Dancing the evening away at the Orlesian ball in some over-the-top and fashionable ball gown!

 

Admittedly, it was the first thing I pictured back when we got the Discover the Dragon Age trailer.