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[Neuromancer]

*looks at thread*..........Impede me no further demon! Lest I deliver you into the Maker's arms!

I am already a necromancer. I am about as close as there is to a demon LOL

[Handsome Jack]

This isn't Tumblr or Twitter.

[Pierce Miller]

This isn't Tumblr or Twitter.

It's a far darker more eldritch place.

[Neuromancer]

This isn't Tumblr or Twitter.

Omg I can't help it. I am normally not this emotional of a person but OMG MY EMOTIONS.

HE IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

[Dark Helmet]

Aaaand now I have to kill Iron Bull.

[Pierce Miller]

Aaaand now I have to kill Iron Bull.

.....Like a million fangirls cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[Dark Helmet]

.....Like a million fangirls cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

 

Good, my first catch of the day.

[Neuromancer]

Aaaand now I have to kill Iron Bull.

You just can't handle his CUTENESS

[Dark Helmet]

You just can't handle his CUTENESS

 

Suuuuuuure that must be it. Well I know who gets volunteered for any suicide missions I might have!

 

Probably going to just out and out kill him with my necromancer though.

[Br3admax]

Maybe not. I wonder if we get to light him on fire before he kicks the bucket. 

[Neuromancer]

Suuuuuuure that must be it. Well I know who gets volunteered for any suicide missions I might have!

Probably going to just out and out kill him with my necromancer though.

How dare you defile my husband with my own magic! He is my baby </3

[Br3admax]

I like how Iron Bull doesn't even know you exist. That's why you have to pretend to be an in game character to attract him. In his world, you don't even matter. How is he your baby? 

[Dark Helmet]

How dare you defile my husband with my own magic! He is my baby </3

 

Then after that I think I'll use him as a portable storage device, maybe replace his chest with an actual chest...

 

Ohh +45 inventory capacity!

[Neuromancer]

Then after that I think I'll use him as a portable storage device, maybe replace his chest with an actual chest...

Ohh +45 inventory capacity!

</3

His beautiful chest though omg.

Such huge pectorials I am crying T.T

[Pierce Miller]

I don't even want him in my party, Can't have a Qunari spy in the Inquisition.

[Dark Helmet]

I don't even want him in my party, Can't have a Qunari spy in the Inquisition.

 

Could probably sell those horns. I get the feeling most Orleisan nobles or Tevinter Magisters would want something like that hanging over their fireplace.

[Neuromancer]

I don't even want him in my party, Can't have a Qunari spy in the Inquisition.

FIRST OF ALL he is my quinari and sacrifices must be made in order to o train the perfect husband.

He is perf. He is my baby

[Pierce Miller]

Could probably sell those horns. I get the feeling most Orleisan nobles or Tevinter Magisters would want something like that hanging over their fireplace.

I'll use it to buy some of that Tevinter wine Fenris kept recommending.

[AresKeith]

I was wrong; YOU are FlemethTheShapeshifter, not Earthwalker.

 

Definitely 

[veeia]

Awww Neuromancer, I love how much you love IB.

[Pierce Miller]

FIRST OF ALL he is my quinari and sacrifices must be made in order to o train the perfect husband.

He is perf. He is my baby

Ouch, giving birth to a Qunari would hurt.

[Neuromancer]

Awww Neuromancer, I love how much you love IB.

[Dark Helmet]

I'll use it to buy some of that Tevinter wine Fenris kept recommending.

 

Real talk, that Tevinter wine is some good stuff. Easily worth some second tier Qunari horns.

[Neuromancer]

Real talk, that Tevinter wine is some good stuff. Easily worth some second tier Qunari horns.

Quinari I hate.

But I love THIS Quinari.

I sided with Mother Petrice eagerly and happily. IB is the only ex option. The rest of the Qun can be roasted in a fire... In fact I'll help.

But my baby is precious.

[Alan Rickman]

Such witty satire.