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[Khaeix]

Should definitely follow in the leader of the Saints footsteps - strippers, stripper poles and fun Shaundi please. 

[House Lannister]

Only if I get to be like Joffrey regarding prostitutes. Time to get the crossbow out. 

 

[The Warden's Shank]

Come on, my inquisitor needs his own private brothel. He's too bashful to make a move on Cassandra and Josie and maker knows he tired of self gratification.

[Pierce Miller]

*depraved tevinter magister approves this message*

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

Yes please...

[Neeve]

I highly doubt it. We've got a Tavern instead. Besides, we've had brothels in both games so far. It's getting repetitive.

Well we had taverns also in both games so far, didn't stop them

 

 

Man. If we are going to have a brothel then we will need some healing magic.

 

Why do you think, there is no healing magic avaiable? All the healers are otherwise occupied!

 

If there is a brothel, it's probably part of Leliana resources. All those pillowtalks shouldn't go to waste after all ...

[trying_touch]

Just go to Val Royeux... I'm sure they have the swankiest whorehouses there.

[Pierce Miller]

Just go to Val Royeux... I'm sure they have the swankiest whorehouses there.

swanky whorehouses, the greatedt combination of words I or any other has ever seen

[Yermogi]

I doubt there will be a brothel at Skyhold, but I'm sure we'll run into at least one somewhere along the road. I mean we get to visit so many places, there's bound to be one tucked away somewhere.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Lets just say no one will be able to walk.

[MissDragon]

As long as there is a brothel somewhere, it will keep everyone happy...ok, some happy  . 

[wwilt13]

I certainly hope so.  For my unromanced companions, of course.  I'd NEVER cheat on Sera like that...  

Somehow, I think Sera (maybe Iron Bull too) would be the companions who would actually join you in a brothel.  I mean, if an unromanced Isabela or Zevran shows up; I am betting there's an opportunity.  It's kind of a tradition.  

 

I doubt they would use the resources to let you have a brothel and then further write out such a scene in Skyhold, but the option would be nice for those who want it.  We are supposed to be able to build Skyhold to reflect ourselves...  Haha.  

 

Not something I'm asking for, but a fun idea.  Lol.

[CapivaRasgor]

Now.. this is my kind of thread.

[Handsome Jack]

If it doesn't, I'm adding one.

[wwilt13]

If it doesn't, I'm adding one.

Through the magic of modding?  I look forward to seeing it.  

[Bioblitzer]

If it doesn't, I'm adding one.

i like the way u think

[Cerulione]

Just go to Val Royeux... I'm sure they have the swankiest whorehouses there.

 

There are many in Ferelden too! And Kirkwall.

[Sifr]

It's the Skyhold tavern on a bad night...

 

And a good night too, if we're honest, that's part of why people like going there?

[Hallbjorn]

Only if I get to be like Joffrey regarding prostitutes. Time to get the crossbow out. 

 

Two words.....The strangler!  And I young Lannister, shall leave you with a quote. 

 

“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a ****** a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.”

 

But yeah a brothel would be pretty fun, I've enjoyed them thus far in the last two games!

[l7986]

IB: "Oh no. How will I survive?"

It will be hard...

[Silcron]

They probably thought about it, I mean, the writers are the same guys who if you believe the tweets they keep asking for a musical/dance off boss fight and well, David Gaider did write this in his tumblr (and hey, it has a probably, so it's not a definite no, we could have Skyhold's Brothel DLC along with the dance off boss fight )

ON WHAT INQUISITION WILL (PROBABLY) NOT BE LIKE

CASSANDRA: “Inquisitor! The castle is under attack!”

Inquisitor: (takes a drink) “So what? Don’t we have, like, walls…”

Cassandra: “Yes, but—“

Inquisitor: “Great. Big. Walls. Giant ones.”

Cassandra: “That doesn’t—!”

Inquisitor: “Because walls are really hard to jump over! I swear, if I buy one more pair of ~magic jumping boots~ and end up face-butting the wall with, oh I don’t know, everyone pointing and laughing their heads off! …figuratively.”

Cassandra: “They didn’t jump over the walls!”

Inquisitor: (takes a drink) “Well, there should be a law. I traded an entire harem for those boots. The good one, too, not the one with the elf chicks.”

Cassandra: “Forget the walls!”

Inquisitor: “Did they climb over? Are they ocelots?”

Cassandra: “Are they what?”

Inquisitor: “…because ocelots are pretty cool.”

Cassandra: “No! No ocelots!”

Inquisitor: (gasps, drops his glass) “They’re not cyborgs!”

Cassandra: “I don’t even want to know.”

Inquisitor: “Half-man, half-machine… lasers! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A CYBORG IS?!”

Cassandra: “Inquisitor, I—“

Inquisitor: “WHY ARE YOU JUST ~STANDING~ THERE WHEN WE’RE BEING INVADED BY CYBORGS?!”

Cassandra: “We’re not!”

Inquisitor: “Oh. Then what the hell? Let the army fight, or something.”

(Varric runs in, breathless and bloody)

Varric: “The army’s routed! Why aren’t you helping?!”

Cassandra: “Right?”

Inquisitor: “Hee heeee! He’s so tiny and hairy, it’s so adorable!”

Varric: “Well, ****.”

Cassandra: “Right?”

Inquisitor: (walks up to Varric, tickles his chin) “Who’s the cutest little guy! You are! Yes, you are!”

Varric: (slaps his hand away) “Are you drunk?!”

Inquisitor: “Pssht. The question is ‘are you drunk enough?’ This is a very! Hard! Job!”

(heard from outside: “Phrasing!”)

Varric: “Well, while you’re getting plastered—good choice on the whiskey, by the way—I’ll be fighting the invaders.” (cocks crossbow) “Both of us.” (runs out the door)

Inquisitor: “Hee hee heeee! That teeny crossbow! SO. AWE. SOME.”

Cassandra: “Inquisitor, if we don’t do something immediately—“

Inquisitor: “Cassandra.”

Cassandra: “—the castle will be overrun! You need to rally whoever’s left—“

Inquisitor: “Cassandra!”

Cassandra: “—and send out for help! If we run, we can activate—“

Inquisitor: “CASSSSSAAAANDRRAAA!!”

(beat)

Cassandra: “WHAT.”

Inquisitor: “Um, cyborg invasion? Hellooo?”

(Cassandra glares.)

Inquisitor: “Or you can just… stand around, I guess. Your call.”

Cassandra: “I. Came. For. YOU.”

Inquisitor: “Pssht. It’s always sex with you, isn’t it? WHY CAN’T YOU LEARN NO MEANS NO? God!”

(He draws his sword and runs off. Cassandra stands there, fuming.)

Cassandra: (muttering) “Oh, let me think. Maybe it’s because the Inquisitor’s. A. Dick.”

(from the distance: “I heard that!”)

[Rhagavar]

By the sounds of it Iron Bull is basically a walking brothel, so I'd say we have that covered.

[Sylentmana]

If I have any say, Skyhold will BE a brothel.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

*Tut tut* Uh uh Sylentmana Skyhold will be THE brothel.. the greatest brothel in all of Thedas.  

and there will be clowns and jugglers and a petting zoo. oh and Cake whith fudge.. oh and icecream..

im probably thinking of something else.