It's going to be AMAZING when other people figure out what Solas is. I'm sitting here like:
Aaaaaargh why is my game not at my building yet??? I want to take more screenshots of Cari because I spent friggin over an hour in the cc making her and I want good pics and I want to go back to Haven and talk to Solas again!!
It's funny that even though the Solas thread was oh so very fluffy, many were quite prepared for Solas to turn out shady in some shape or form. And the Frozen inspired art from tumblr. Yeah.
Also, this is really random and off topic, but there's a skunk in my garden. In the middle of the day. I hope it's the recent snow that has him skulking about and not rabies. I wonder what is this skunk's aim. Why isn't my game here yet.
I... may... not be able to talk with Solas anymore without that rolling around in the back of my head. My poor husband's gonna be wondering why I'm cackling like a loon so much.
Holy ****, the crazy ass shark jumpy thing was right?!?!
I seem to recall someone asking what a group consisting of Cole, Solas, and... don't remember the third... would be called. Back when Team YOLO was being talked about by devs on Twitter a lot (Dorian, Sera, Bull)... and didn't Patrick call it Team Crushed Expectations?
Goddammit, Patrick. F**king seriously. I'm laughing so hard.
THE IRONY THAT THIS HAPPENS TO THE NICEST, FLUFFIEST THREAD OF UNICORNS ON BSN. HOLY ---
Sorry, was busy playing the game. Catching up here while eating lunch. We're back to the Big Bad Wolf again, eh?
I have something for that. Have a song. With reworked lyrics (doesn't quite rhyme, sorry):
Owoooooooo!
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Inquisitor Lavellan.
Hey there Inquisitor Lavellan,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a Great Dread Wolf could want.
Listen to me.
Inquisitor Lavellan
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky Fade tears alone.
Owoooooooo!
What big eyes you have,
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad.
So just to see that you don't get chased
I think I ought to walk with you for a ways.
What full lips you have.
They're sure to lure someone bad.
So until you get to Cory's place
I think you ought to walk with me and be safe.
I'm gonna keep my elf suit on
Until I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone.
Owoooooooo!
Inquisitor Lavellan
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't.
Owoooooooo!
What a big heart I have
The better to love you with.
Inquisitor Lavellan
Even bad wolves can be good.
I'll try to be satisfied
Just to walk close by your side.
Maybe you'll see things my way before we get to Cory's place.
Inquisitor Lavellan
You sure are looking good
You're everything that the Great Dread Wolf could want.
Owoooooooo!
Me, too.
Screw it. I adored Loghain and would've gotten in his pants if I could. I adored Anders and DID get in his pants. So, hey, what's a little elven mythology/bestiality?
#TameTheWolf
#ProudMemberOfTheWolfpack
#FormerlyPoorNaiveUnicorn
Now, the original reason I came in here before the bombshell got dropped (again) was to share my poor Mikayla:
Oh, girl.
HAHA that actually rhymes pretty well! I say we adopt this as our official theme song,,, #RunWithThePack..I like that one.
You know. I remarked randomly on Twitter - back when the whole Solas = Fen'Harel insanity broke out in here... I randomly posted about having read some mind-blowing spoiler leaks. And then I said, "Just LOLing so hard. Heh. Well, I've always loved wolves since I was young, so... we'll see, I suppose."
And it's true. I have had a lifelong love of wolves. And dragons.
And then Derek Hollan favorited it and commented, "You may need time off. Just sayin' "
And I suspected that was a subtle hint to it was true. I mean, random comment about wolves in the midst of EA Early Access and all, pretty random, right? But I took it with a healthy grain of salt as well because the devs have to be careful. NDA's aside, they genuinely don't want to spoil people either... after all, they've worked hard for years on a game that can be ruined for some in mere moments because of publicly-displayed spoilers.
But I'm sort of chuckling that his response - which could have had normal meaning or *wink wink nudge nudge* meaning turned out to be the latter.
I have an almost pathological aversion to romantic drama. But romancing a god is so strange that I'm half-tempted to roll an elf and grab popcorn. Any advice?
I have an almost pathological aversion to romantic drama. But romancing a god is so strange that I'm half-tempted to roll an elf and grab popcorn. Any advice?
We would be glad to have another member in our pack!
I have an almost pathological aversion to romantic drama. But romancing a god is so strange that I'm half-tempted to roll an elf and grab popcorn. Any advice?
Enjoy the ride? I have NO idea how this is all gonna go down... don't think any of us do.
Nope, none of us know what's gonna happen, but we've been through the turmoil of this info already so now it's just a case of "Fine! Bring it the f**k on!"
I wonder if the reason Solas will romance an elf is because he will perform his own version of a dark ritual if your elf "spends time" with him. After the game is over, the romanced female inquisitor will find out she's pregnant with a baby Solas?!?!