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[Darth_Trethon]

The Iron Bull BioWare? Really? I know everyone jokes about BioWare making dating sims and how we can romance anything that walks but this is a whole new level of silliness. Were you guys high or something when you decided to design those romances? Did anyone check those cookies you got from fans for suspicious substances? This has got to be an entirely new level of trolling from the developers.

 

Oh and if you play as a female elf pretty much everyone wants to screw.

 

 

Males have two straight romance options(Cassandra and Josephine) and two gay(Iron Bull and Dorian)

 

Females have up to four straight romance options: Solas(elves only), Cullen(elf/human), Blackwall and Iron Bull as well as two lesbian options: Sera and Josephine.

 

Talk about screwing everything that walks!!

[HellaciousHutch]

Sex is the best part of life, so... I'm not really sure what your issue is.

[AceHalberd]

I'd rather more options than none if they're going to add romance into the game, to be honest. Besides, Iron Bull is a Qunari, not a literal bull - besides the horns, he's just any other fantasy humanoid. I don't recall anyone giving a toss that you could sleep with an elf, a dwarf, the Desire Demon which looks a lot like an evil Qunari...and two litteral nugs in the first game (a joke, but still gross). So why anyone's starting the 'moral stand' and saying 'Bioware is going too far' now either has no prior knowledge of the series, is a moron, or in the most likley case, both.

[Burricho]

Yes females have more options. So what? Would you prefer they just make everyone bi for the sake of 'equality'? Would also point out that the two race gated romances were added in the month extension time.

[Ammonite]

[Ogillardetta]

Are you upset over the fact that you didn't get the same amount or more romance options as female players? Or are you upset that Iron bull can be romanced? And why is any of it a problem?

[jellobell]

Oh and if you play as a female elf pretty much everyone wants to screw.

 

 

Males have two straight romance options(Cassandra and Josephine) and two gay(Iron Bull and Dorian)

 

Females have up to four straight romance options: Solas(elves only), Cullen(elf/human), Blackwall and Iron Bull as well as two lesbian options: Sera and Josephine.

 

Talk about screwing everything that walks!!

So what?

[Teddie Sage]

This looks like a s**t shaming thread in disguise. Bad OP.

[ManOfSteel]

Then don't... pursue those options? That's the great thing about optional content. It's optional. 

[Darth_Trethon]

What? I don't care about equality arguments going either which way nor am I complaining about the numbers of options in either camp, I was simply making the point that just about everyone is romance-able including the Iron Bull......I mean what's next? A romanceable tree or something?

[jellobell]

Not everybody. Vivienne was suprisingly not a romance option. Cole was unsurprisingly not a romance option. And Varric remains a bromance.

[LOLandStuff]

Oh yeah, he's right.

 

I mean...I dread  the moment I'll play an elf and when I'm leaving my room and as I open the door, a queue is formed waiting to bang my character.

 

Really Bioware? I want to play an inquisitor, not a w***e. Don't force romances on my poor elf.

 

Do I at least have a dialogue option that I'm having a headache?

[Darth_Trethon]

Not everybody. Vivienne was suprisingly not a romance option. Cole was unsurprisingly not a romance option. And Varric remains a bromance.

Really odd they didn't make Varric an option at least for the dwarves.

[Adanu]

This looks like a s**t shaming thread in disguise. Bad OP.

 

Yes, because as we all know, we aren't allowed to have dissenting opinions from the SJW hypocrites on tumblr or twitter. Bad reply.

[Pee Jae]

I don't think there are enough romance options. I was looking forward to Viv, but... nope.

[jellobell]

Really odd they didn't make Varric an option at least for the dwarves.

There are story reasons, apparently. Possibly having to do with Bianca. I don't know for sure.

[Muspade]

Are you one of the people who say they "accidentally" romanced someone in DA2 because that's impossible unless you're a moron, and don't look at the heart icons.

Otherwise, meh! What's wrong with Iron Bull?

[jellobell]

Yes, because as we all know, we aren't allowed to have dissenting opinions from the SJW hypocrites on tumblr or twitter. Bad reply.

Seriously?

[Panda]

We have 8 LI's.

 

We have over 30 mounts.

 

DAI is more of pony game than dating similator.

[Darth_Trethon]

Are you one of the people who say they "accidentally" romanced someone in DA2 because that's impossible unless you're a moron, and don't look at the heart icons.

Otherwise, meh! What's wrong with Iron Bull?

Nope, but I rather enjoy the game without the likes of the Iron Bull hitting on me and having to clarify that I am not interested in screwing....

[jellobell]

Nope, but I rather enjoy the game without the likes of the Iron Bull hitting on me and having to clarify that I am not interested in screwing....

But...that's how Iron Bull is. Should they have written a completely different character? And what's wrong with clarifying? If you hit on them and they're not interested then you get turned down, too.

[Darth_Trethon]

But...that's how Iron Bull is. Should they have written a completely different character? And what's wrong with clarifying? If you hit on them and they're not interested then you get turned down, too.

It just seems like a bad joke really, it's one of those situations where it's like "Am I seriously having this conversation!!".....I can only imagine the "WTF!!" moment unsuspecting players will have on this one.

[Hair Serious Business]

So only reason for you playing some game is because you can...bang????

-moment of silence-

bwhahahahahahaahhahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha...OMG!If banging is only your reason for playing any game then you my dear should quit playing games because they ain't for you lol

[Adanu]

Seriously?

That was sarcasm.

 

Yes, I despise SJW people on the internet for various reasons, not the least of which is their disconnect with reality.

[jellobell]

Yes, I despise SJW people on the internet for various reasons, not the least of which is their disconnect with reality.

So, wait...this is sarcasm, right?

 

Also IB isn't an animal, therefore his romance is not bestiality.