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[efd731]

I had just finished character creation when my gf walked into the room and spilled a glass of water all over my pc. im posting this via a tiny laptop not capable of running DAI. you all know what this means right? i shall now live vicariously through you all! post frequently so that i might stave off depression and boredom post accurately so that i might be able to make up for lost time after! i beg you!

 

edit: so feel free to post your favourite parts of the ggame here!! spoilers abound, entertain me

[benji414]

Omg.
How are you so calm? Lol

[ShepardsBane]

I had just finished character creation when my gf walked into the room and spilled a glass of water all over my pc. im posting this via a tiny laptop not capable of running DAI. you all know what this means right? i shall now live vicariously through you all! post frequently so that i might stave off depression and boredom post accurately so that i might be able to make up for lost time after! i beg you!

Thems is grounds for break up

[Slogbarg]

Is this one of those "my nephew pooped on my PS4" threads?

[New Kid]

Get a new computer... and girl-friend.

[lastpawn]

I can only assume the OP punched a dozen holes through a wall to be so calm.

[Original_Bars]

Accidental yeah right.. Prolly didnt want to see you spend the next 2 months playing DAI all day

[efd731]

I can only assume the OP punched a dozen holes through a wall to be so calm.

no, just internalized my sadness where it can fester quietly as a mental illness
 

[efd731]

Accidental yeah right.. Prolly didnt want to see you spend the next 2 months playing DAI all day

i like this joke, but i kinda hate you a little bit now ill be paranoid forever

[Emer Dareloth]

OP, serenity now, insanity later

[old_dawn]

There's only one way to know for sure. Buy a new pc and see if she "accidentally" spills on it again.

[benji414]

Lol @old_dawn

[House Lannister]

Wow. I feel for you man.

[Rolenka]

Don't you mean ex-girlfriend?

[efd731]

There's only one way to know for sure. Buy a new pc and see if she "accidentally" spills on it again.

......dont have the $$$ unfortunately. it will have to wait for a month or so

[benji414]

Sell her.
That should give you some money to buy a new one.

[coldflame]

I had just finished character creation when my gf walked into the room and spilled a glass of water all over my pc. im posting this via a tiny laptop not capable of running DAI. you all know what this means right? i shall now live vicariously through you all! post frequently so that i might stave off depression and boredom post accurately so that i might be able to make up for lost time after! i beg you!

She did it on purpose mate.... and if you are still with her, all I can say is good luck, coz next time she might "accidentally spill" a knife in your back...

[Starscream723]

Why are you posting about this here, when you should be exhibiting how upset you are and guilting her into lots of sex?

[efd731]

she's bawling lol, i mean, im pissed, but she wanted to play too. bad for both of us. 

[Barrett Rodych]

This may well be the most tragic thread on the forum.

[efd731]

This may well be the most tragic thread on the forum.

would it help if i mentioned that my house is currently under siege by the writers zombie kitten army they're currently caterwauling in mourning for my titan black

[Quaddis]

She did it on purpose mate.... and if you are still with her, all I can say is good luck, coz next time she might "accidently spill" a knife in your back...

That kind of girls cut something else rather then stabbing, but on the other hand, she just gave him ammo, if i would be him, i would milk it for all its worth, kinky sex FTW.

[xrayspex73]

Don't you mean ex-girlfriend?

 

This.

[Starscream723]

would it help if i mentioned that my house is currently under siege by the writers zombie kitten army they're currently caterwauling in mourning for my titan black

 

A bunch of mourning pu... your ti... No, I can't.

 

I'll just say that Isabela would have a field day with this post, and leave it at that.

[efd731]

That kind of girls cut something else rather then stabbing, but on the other hand, she just gave him ammo, if i would be him, i would milk it for all its worth, kinky sex FTW.

I'll guilt her later she's too bust mourning the loss of my PC and her virtual husbando Solas.