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[sporeian]

With them responding to us with Blasto and The Hamlet Elcor thing. We need a new thing that everybody will love.

[TheBestClass]

No Show, the non-existent forum meme. It should be easy enough to implement.

[GnusmasTHX]

ME3 will be 2 disc as well, even with advanced data compression science stuff going on.



1 disc will be 14 hours of Elcor Hamlet.

[JudgeQwerty]

The second disc should be the complete HBO miniseries of Blasto the Hanar Spectre: Tales from Citadel Ward 666

[Aus_Da_Boss]

2nd disc would be 900 hours of the same stuff in super slow mo

[GnusmasTHX]

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

[Aus_Da_Boss]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

^ ---- THIS:O

[GnusmasTHX]

Shepard dies again, and you're left with 13 cameos in ME3.

[Doodly_Coopens]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

That was THE greatest thing i have ever read, ever. I can barely see what im typing because of the tears in my eyes. Thank you.

[Doodly_Coopens]

A crazy lady living in a swamp ressurects Saren to help rescue Shepard, who was eaten by a giant space octopus at the end of ME2. Upon rescue, the two become really good friends and plan on setting sail for the fountain of youth at the end of ME3.

[ARK of ILKS]

ME3 Final boss: DARTH VADER

[verskk]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

HA

You are success.

[Blackout62]

At the end Commander Shepard dies.

[GnusmasTHX]

Doodly_Coopens wrote...

A crazy lady living in a swamp ressurects Saren to help rescue Shepard, who was eaten by a giant space octopus at the end of ME2. Upon rescue, the two become really good friends and plan on setting sail for the fountain of youth at the end of ME3.

Wait a second...

[psychodude310]

A crackhead salarian

[Kyero]

Certain momments under certain circomstances loses a leg/arm and replaces them with RObot limbs

[ihavetogo]

conrad opens a shop on illium and starts selling commander shepard panties with shepard's face on 'em
a quest where kasumi steals the normandy
jack kicks the illusive man's butt right into the sun he is always staring at
the reapers abduct the council and we have to get them back. of course they will deny everything

Modifié par ihavetogo, 18 avril 2010 - 09:43 .

[Sandbox47]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

Oh my god! How high do you have to be to make this stuff up?

[Sandbox47]

Doodly_Coopens wrote...

A crazy lady living in a swamp ressurects Saren to help rescue Shepard, who was eaten by a giant space octopus at the end of ME2. Upon rescue, the two become really good friends and plan on setting sail for the fountain of youth at the end of ME3.

Hmm, I recognize this.

[Fromyou]

Last night I had a nightmare that the Reapers were invading Earth (no joke). You find out that all of Mass Effect is a flashback from a senalie Old Shepard from the year 1984

[DrunkenMonkey]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

this=win

[Harmless Crunch]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

Um... are u sure u are felling ok:blink:

[UKStory135]

They all get saved by the Biotic God Volus.

[N7Infernox]

GnusmasTHX wrote...

In ME3, Shepard learns how to punch people and turn them into doors, making melee actually useful. Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that's where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and ****.

That has got to be the greatest post... that I have ever seen. Of all time.

[Uszi]

Conrad turns out to be a reaper assassin.



And he has fooled you all.