I have this desire to see if I can sum up the general feeling hereabouts - mine, at least, if nothing else. If I'm not too far afield, it goes kinda like this:
"Hey! Here's that car you've been waiting for!"
"Awesome! You've already been paid so I'll just take it."
"Cool".
"Uh... 'scuze me?"
"Yeah?"
"I need the keys. ...and there's no upholstery in here. Only one pedal and half a steering wheel! One of the tires is from a bicycle and the gas tank is a bucket duct-taped to the side with a hose!"
"And? You saw me drivin' it. It runs."
"It runs?!"
"Sure. Plenty of customers drivin' this model."
"What about the rest? The upholstery, for instance?"
"You got a blanket don't'cha? You must know somebody if you don't, yeah?"
"A blanket?"
"Towels would do, if'n you ain't got a blanket."
"I want proper upholstery. Tires. Gas tank. A brake pedal and a whole steering wheel!"
"Well... those are optional extras."
"...What?"
"Tell you what though... give me six months and I can probably find you another tire. Might be a truck tire, but it should fit."
"...Should?"
"You can have that for free though!"
"I see." *Sighs* "Dammit! I also want a floor in the back! Where's the speedometer?"
"My research said people didn't really want those."
"Why is the back seat two lawn chairs bolted - badly, I might add - to the frame?"
"It was a design choice, added for both aesthetic reasons and as an additional air conditioning solution."
"You can fix all this, right?"
"I might have the upholstery somewhere... maybe out back of the shop. I might have to wrestle the dog for it, though. He's kinda mean, I might need an extra twenty to attempt it."
"This was your screw-up!"
"I beg to differ. You bought three other cars from me and they were all junk too. Technically it's your fault for buying my crap and believing that I possess any consistent integrity or the ability to stop making promises I never have any intention of keeping. I'm not responsible if you have no retention skills or self-control."
"It ...runs, you say?"
"Here's your complimentary vice-grips for the lug nut. Have a nice day. Don't call us, we'll call you."