I would like to non-hostilely remind everyone that EA and its operatives do not like the word 'lie' nor allusions that it or any of its representatives engage in active falsehoods.
To continue in a non-threatening and completely calm manner, we've been warned before about that as it borders on the litigious - and definitely bannable - side of things.
Allow me, in full control of my faculties and extending a positive aura of peace and tranquility to all of you to state in the most placid terms possible that EA did not lie about DA:I. It's 'marketing may have contained errors not realized after release'.
May I so inform you, cascading a beam of radiating amity and accord from all my rested and tranquil orifices that you were not misled, you were 'perceptually repositioned' to 'enable actualization of a new gaming paradigm.'
Exuding and extruding all my love and massive tumescent-ness to all present, I must also add that just as using the term 'EAWare' or stating 'BioWare' no longer exists or functions as its own entity is both offensive to devs and corporate, you will all please refer to it as an 'active independent ancillary', even if it does defer to all corporate, design, feature incorporation and marketing decisions made by EA regardless of usefulness or 'potential brand quality deflection'.
As I conclude, gazing with deep reverence at the various protrusions, projections and odd but satisfactory curvatures of various appendages of our male and female members - in the most non-aggressive way, of course - let me just say, that all video, printed and external evidence, both by outside sources and in the product itself ('game') that definitively proves that EA and its representatives did in fact lie - or 'engage in creative factual repositioning' should be from now on referred to as 'optional strategic verbiage rebranding' to 'suit the variable malleable perceptual acuity of potential external impulse-driven financial repositories'.
I am so Zen now that Zen itself appears to me as chaos personified, as if I sit now in a cosmically-warm hottub of serenity. Come join me, O Angry Ones.
Please Don't Harsh The Buzz.
All Hats off, Errationatus, Sir...
Since Bethgael is busy testing in kangaroo land, allow me to offer you this feline token of appreciation in hope of brightening your day
Sir, you are as of now - for a humble English-as-a-second-language speaker such as I - a model and literary inspiration to follow.
Please, do continue to exude away your new-found Zenness by any and all orifices you may choose to prioritize on any given day.
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