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Débuté par Mark Darrah , nov. 19 2014 10:25

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Posté 28 février 2015 - 07:12

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"This thing is huge," said Jedi Sartoz. "It has so many levels of complexity. It's no wonder they can't finish it."

 

"What? It's more like they fired or executed anyone with knowledge on this thing, " replied Jedi Brogan. "I have a bad feeling about this..."

 

"Look... we're inside now," stated Jedi DarkAmaranth in a cool, smooth tone. "We can peek inside and see what efforts they're making to fix it."

 

"I don't want to be inside," said Jedi KilrB. "This is all crap. We shouldn't be here. We shouldn't have to be here in the first place!"

 

The four Jedis huddled in a remote corner of the ship. They had sneaked aboard the vessel under the guise of beta testers from around the galaxy. Yes, the Empire had invited beta testers to see for themselves this game-changing ship that everyone cheers or fears. After an initial meeting with their tour guide droid, they quickly broke away from the tourist beta-testers and worked their way onto the deck of the ship.

 

All four Jedis saw a massive array of monitors and joysticks everywhere. They found two keyboards and one mouse which had only two buttons. One keyboard was that failed ergonomic, split-design and the other a Dell keyboard missing a few buttons. 

 

"I guess they didn't budget in any keyboards or a single gaming mouse," replied an incredulous Brogan.

 

KilrB moves along the upper deck and finds a schedule pertaining to the construction of the Apathy. It shows that no time had been invested into the steering or tactical assets of the ship. They simply had not allotted enough time before the launch. KilrB tells the other four Jedi what he found.

 

"Yeah... and..." said Sartoz. "Still doesn't change a damn thing. They took our galaxy credits and said that we would have a finished product."

 

"A dell keyboard. Wow. A two-button mouse. Did they find these things in some museum?" asked Brogan.

 

"So, excuse me... how are we supposed to make this ship our own?" asked Sartoz.

 

"We have to help them fix it before we take it for ourselves," said DarkAmaranth. "Otherwise, we'll be spinning in circles and our tactical cameras won't zoom far out enough. We'll never make a single parsec."

 

"This is wrong. It feels so wrong..." replied KilrB. 


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#14552
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 07:48

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"Yes KilrB, this is wrong. Now we need to get control of that old two button mouse over there and, get it at least steering the beast we call Apathy. Once that's done we can see about commandeering, or stealing a proper gaming mouse and a working, complete keyboard."

 

Can you imagine the poor devs trying to enter code using a controller? Actually they might have on a couple of things. (just kidding devs, I'm pretty sure you used a keyboard for that.) :P


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#14553
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 07:54

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Really. He is just kidding. So am I. I fully expect to write a very happy ending to this.


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Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:14

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Really. He is just kidding. So am I. I fully expect to write a very happy ending to this.

 

I'm not so sure about "very" but "happy" is looking doable.


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#14555
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 08:21

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If Patch 6 addresses keyboard and mouse controls, then I'm done writing and playing Inquisition. You won't hear from me unless to find out when the next DLC is coming. If patch 6 isn't the patch that allows mouse and keyboard controls (click-to-move, assigning extra buttons and steering with both buttons depressed) then I can't bring myself to play it. It's that crucial.


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Brogan
Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:06

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LOL

 

That museum line was good.


#14557
FOE
Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:17

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I appreciate the lack of brevity in "Cyan Griffonclaw"s posts sometimes.  What a read....well, I've been away for a couple of days.  Not a suspension this time, just family matters.  Glad to read backwards to forwards and it's (almost always) full of entertainment.  Today is no different.  "Cyan" needs a book deal.  Other than that? I'm personally waiting for patch SIX.  May it bring us the playability that we need.....and until then?   I'll find the humor/entertainment here in the place of expected patches.


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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:31

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"Hahahahahahaha," is all CyanGriffon the Hutt could get out. "hahahahahaha...."

 

On the vidcom is Sith Lord EA who has just retold the story of the four Jedis on the command deck of the Apathy. 

 

"Wookie-nookie-slappy-butts-nipple pinchy?" asked the Hutt. (Translation: You want access to the Black Emporium?)

 

"Yes, I know... it's already been done before on the previous Lycium Engine... so it's a peace offering to those damned rebels," stated Sith Lord EA.

 

"Nookie-Wookie-butts-boobs-tattoos-shades-of-grey-sons-of-anarchy," said CyanGriffon in utter respect. (Translation: And this is why you rule the galaxy. It is done.)


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#14559
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:47

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Checking back after more than a month im still not seeing any improvements regarding the combat system. It is still nothing like Origins and no plans are revealed to change anything. Something might be hiding behind the NDA in the Beta, but meh... Those less academically-inclined would say this is a ****** piece of worthless ****, almost as ****** bad as it was on release and it remains the same fucked up trash. I will not engage fanboys in a meaningless discussion, this is just my opinion. Someone's opinion who ate up all the lies about this game being a PC game "made by PC gamers for PC gamers" and "close to its roots" bulls. and bought it to the surprise that he bought a console game running on PC very very badly ported. If the dragon age lore would not be in the game you could easily mistake this for any random fantasy action game.

 

Brognan, just be done with it! Play it through, there is no any logical reason to wait for a Bigass Messiah Patch! Will not happen! Bioware states clearly: my way or the highway.


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#14560
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 09:57

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I agree, "Amplplitudelol".  I was in that mindset for a while, and then 2/3 weeks ago, somewhere after my 5th suspension, I realized that I was wasting my time WAITING.  I stopped waiting, and played other games.  I'd love to play this game, but it's still in an unplayable state for me...so I occasionally come back here, lament my views upon the sorry state and go back to my regular life.  Don't expect anything but glacial movements from this POS company.  They don't care that much, but at least now they're scrambling.  Baby steps for a once proud company.


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#14561
waltsee
Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:04

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I've yet to start playing it.

 Haha--well said...;)


#14562
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:20

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So ... now Bioware and EA made all people who cant wait for a proper game be happy with the IDEA of a patch 6?

This is really a miracle. Impressive endo-marketing strategy.

 

Now people are accepting that a patch with 4 mounths to be launched (and not launched yet) will not adress the core problems and these same people are making jokes about a Patch 6 ...

 

hoping for hope ...

 

Incredible ... a bunch of herd it seems ...


#14563
Lady Mutare
Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:26

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Cyan, while I love reading your stories, really, put them elsewhere.  Keep this topic for what it is intended.


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Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:29

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Okay. I was just saying...


#14565
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:33

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So ... now Bioware and EA made all people who cant wait for a proper game be happy with the IDEA of a patch 6?

This is really a miracle. Impressive endo-marketing strategy.

 

Now people are accepting that a patch with 4 mounths to be launched (and not launched yet) will not adress the core problems and these same people are making jokes about a Patch 6 ...

 

hoping for hope ...

 

Incredible ... a bunch of herd it seems ...

 

The Witcher 3 will be out by then. It's really Bioware's choice if they want to stay in the competition or not. In my case, my prio will be TW3 since DAI used its own terribly.


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#14566
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Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:36

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Jackal Solo pulls out of hyperspace to see what's new on this side of the galaxy. "Hmmm, still not fixed", he thought to himself, flying past the broken ship with the signs everywhere exclaiming "Help us fix this game, join the beta testing, don't let EA leave this game in this sorry state!"

 

He notices the four Jedi inspecting every aspect of the broken down ship, "You guys are still at it?" he asks, "I'm having a much better time on the CA sector with the brand new Attila Total War, which isn't broken for once, and it's tailored to M+KB!"

 

However, after releasing the zeal of the Jedi to get the DAI ship operational, he shakes his head and goes back to hyperspace, murmuring to himself as he leaves, "Bioware has one passionate fanbase, I hope they realise it"


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#14567
DavianBurke
Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:48

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Ignore her, Cyan. 


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DarkAmaranth1966
Posté 28 février 2015 - 10:54

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Definitely ignore her Cyan, your stories are about PC concerns, and a very enjoyable read to boot. :)


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Gundar3
Posté 28 février 2015 - 11:08

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This thread is still here?  Yay I guess...  Approaching month 5, power to you.

 

Hows that patch 5 beta going?  Is the mirror cool?  Any story DLC announced?


#14570
Almostfaceman
Posté 28 février 2015 - 11:25

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Checking back after more than a month im still not seeing any improvements regarding the combat system. It is still nothing like Origins... ...Bioware states clearly: my way or the highway.

 

Thank God it's nothing like Origins, it's a silly floaty brown mess in comparison. "My way or the highway" is the creedo of every developer, since games are limited.


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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 12:03

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Checking back after more than a month im still not seeing any improvements regarding the combat system. It is still nothing like Origins and no plans are revealed to change anything. Something might be hiding behind the NDA in the Beta, but meh... Those less academically-inclined would say this is a ****** piece of worthless ****, almost as ****** bad as it was on release and it remains the same fucked up trash. I will not engage fanboys in a meaningless discussion, this is just my opinion. Someone's opinion who ate up all the lies about this game being a PC game "made by PC gamers for PC gamers" and "close to its roots" bulls. and bought it to the surprise that he bought a console game running on PC very very badly ported. If the dragon age lore would not be in the game you could easily mistake this for any random fantasy action game.

 

Brognan, just be done with it! Play it through, there is no any logical reason to wait for a Bigass Messiah Patch! Will not happen! Bioware states clearly: my way or the highway.

because for the most part, most of us would rather be playing a Dragon Age game we enjoy than bitching about a game we don't. So yes, I will be excited an optimistic and the prospect of a patch that fixes those aspects of the game that I feel are screwed up and makes the game enjoyable for me. That is a good thing, is it not? Unless complaining about how the game sucks is more important than playing the game once it doesn't suck.


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#14572
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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 12:22

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Thank God it's nothing like Origins,

Yes thank god Inquisition doesn't give us the wealth of control or tactics of Origins.


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Posté 01 mars 2015 - 01:22

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Thank God it's nothing like Origins

 

What is this heresy? One does not simply dislike Origins!


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#14574
Joe-Poe
Posté 01 mars 2015 - 02:46

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 Haha--well said... ;)

Oh he is completely serious!


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Brogan
Posté 01 mars 2015 - 04:17

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Brognan, just be done with it! Play it through, there is no any logical reason to wait for a Bigass Messiah Patch! Will not happen! Bioware states clearly: my way or the highway.

 

No reason except for the long list of recently released games I am currently in the midst of enjoying.  A list that will grow further in the coming months.

 

And don't worry, I do indeed intend to play it through, no matter if the game could only be controlled by way of an Atari joypad, because I enjoy the universe and want to see whatever small percentage Bioware has deigned to give us of what Mr. Gaider has added to it.
 


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