Lets not beat around the bush here: Dragon Age games are supposed to be sexy. They're really the only non-anime themed name in sexy fantasy. Consistantly and right from the start, both Dragon Age: Origins and even it's regretable follow-up have represented as darn sexy games. You could even have silly fun with that sexy nature; like getting you and your entire temporary party naked, for no other reason than wanting too. That, oddly and perhaps to my discredit, was what sold me on DA:O when I first started playing it... there I am, some young noble fighting with his mother to defend the house from invading forces, and I was able to say 'screw it, lets all get naked', and strip the family down to the gitch. Awesome.
In this game, it's impossible to get naked. Or half naked. Or a third naked. Or even show a little bloody ankle. Strip your character down, and what do you get? Some full-bodied undergarment as if not more cumbersome than whatever piece of cumbersome armor you were just wearing. Seriously, wtf? When was Bioware castrated to the point that "No, no... underwear is too risque.... lets give them grandma's chastity-guarding sleep-wear." seemed like a good idea?!
Guys, come the hell on. Underwear patch please. Underwear patch NOW.





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