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[Inferno Sock]

Keltoris wrote...

Samus.

Yep

[Kamikaze102]

Shepard: ... Where's the M.C dude?



M.C: --Entering the Atmosphere in a SOIEV (drop pod)--



Shepard: ....



M.C: RAAAAAAAAAAAA



Shepard: ...



M.C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Shepard: .....



M.C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Shepard: .....



M.C: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



-WUHBLAM-

-SOIEV lands 10 feet away from Shepard-



Shepard: .... The F**** is that?!



M.C: --emerges from the SOIEV panting--



Shepard: ....?



M.C: SURPRISE!

--Tackles Shepard--



Shepard: Hey hey hey! wait wait WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? OMG GET OFF ME!!



C ALSFDLJ RAPE!!





RAPE!!!



(remember kids, its not rape if you yell "Surprise!")

[Marlina]

Skalman91 wrote...

Marlina wrote...

Now, if you wanna REALLY up the ante, you pit them both against a single WH40k space marine. ^^

Can't the Space Marines take over an entire planet with a single squad consisting of like 10 troops?
I'm not really up to date with the 40K lore but I remember it was something absurd like that.

Love the 40K universe though.

Pretty much. Or at least they did in DoW2.  Taking on an entire tyranid hive fleet... Pssh, that's just silly. But still, they're like 40k's poster boys. they're practically unbeatable. They have like armored skeletons, like Wolverine, and two hearts. Their saliva is acidic(!), and they're like 8 feet tall and equally massive. I remember reading some novel starring some of them, and this one guy got shot in the head, but survived because he had such a thick skull. So yeah, there's pretty much no contest when you bring space marines into the fight. Then again, they need it, since their foes are about as tough as they are.  The REAL badasses of 40k is the imperial guard: Regular humans like you and me with only a weak lasgun and guts to match.

[Tirigon]

Master Chief totally wins. Better armor, better reflexes, stronger, more experienced in shooting, cooler, and you don´t see his face. That´s a huge bonus.



Besides, I like him better ;-p



Anyways, this cries for a POLL!!!!!

[RavenholmeCP42]

Sorry Haasth, check my reply on the previous page, extended it.



And it's not gameplay mechanics, read the two ME novels. A Krogan Bounty Hunter sends a wrecked APC (Which will weigh more than 117) behind which some Alliance Marines are sheltering flying through the air over their heads without harming them, and isn't appreciably affected afterwards.

[Skalman91]

Haasth wrote...

RavenholmeCP42 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

It's kind of like putting a special agent or special force soldier against a super soldier... 
I still think that biotics won't win from Master Chief. He can probably outlast most of it until the biotic becomes exhausted.

How? You can lift Geth Destroyers/Juggernauts, and they definitely way more than Mrs "I'm a complete and utter
 Mary Sue" Spartan-117. Plus, singularity. Blackholes still work on master chief, I'm afraid. Warp, Throw, Lift, Stasis. All these would work on him. Biotics would wipe the floor with him and then some.

As I said, that's more gameplay mechanics. You won't be seeing a biotic throw all those abilities endlessly in a regular situation. 

**** it. I'm throwing the C'tan card in. Go beat that.

Someone pulled the "Halo Ring" card, it's only fair that you pull the C'tan.

This thread reminds me of this for some reason...

[Marlina]

Haasth wrote...

**** it. I'm throwing the C'tan card in. Go beat that.

*gulp*  
Well, I guess I'll have to go with the emperor himself at peak then. Supposedly, he was the one who sealed the void dragon, so...

[Haasth]

Marlina wrote...

Skalman91 wrote...

Marlina wrote...

Now, if you wanna REALLY up the ante, you pit them both against a single WH40k space marine. ^^

Can't the Space Marines take over an entire planet with a single squad consisting of like 10 troops?
I'm not really up to date with the 40K lore but I remember it was something absurd like that.

Love the 40K universe though.

Pretty much. Or at least they did in DoW2.  Taking on an entire tyranid hive fleet... Pssh, that's just silly. But still, they're like 40k's poster boys. they're practically unbeatable. They have like armored skeletons, like Wolverine, and two hearts. Their saliva is acidic(!), and they're like 8 feet tall and equally massive. I remember reading some novel starring some of them, and this one guy got shot in the head, but survived because he had such a thick skull. So yeah, there's pretty much no contest when you bring space marines into the fight. Then again, they need it, since their foes are about as tough as they are.  The REAL badasses of 40k is the imperial guard: Regular humans like you and me with only a weak lasgun and guts to match.

Poor Imperial Guard... There's a reason why they die in bushes. 

But yeah. Space Marine definitely need that considering what they are up against. I'd still prefer to be Tau though. 

[KainrycKarr]

Halo can die in a fire. I need to ensure that "Halo sucks" in some fashion or another is in every page of this thread.



Why? Because it sucks. That's why.

[Haasth]

Marlina wrote...

Haasth wrote...

**** it. I'm throwing the C'tan card in. Go beat that.

*gulp*  
Well, I guess I'll have to go with the emperor himself at peak then. Supposedly, he was the one who sealed the void dragon, so...

Touché. But the Emperor is kind of... occupied and not really... capable right now. 
So the Star Gods still reign supreme! 

Modifié par Haasth, 25 janvier 2010 - 01:57 .

[Kamikaze102]

Tirigon wrote...

Master Chief totally wins. Better armor, better reflexes, stronger, more experienced in shooting, cooler, and you don´t see his face. That´s a huge bonus.

Besides, I like him better ;-p

Anyways, this cries for a POLL!!!!!

Tali: I love you Shepard~

Shepard: I love you Tali~

--M.C appears, panting--

Tali: ....

Shepard: ... Can I help you?

--M.C points at Tali--

Tali: ...Oooh... Shepard... who's this...?

Shepard: wait WAIT WAT NO THATS MY GIRL! MINE!

Tali: B-but Shepard, you can't see his face!
--M.C gives Tali a thumbs up--

Tali: Excuse me Shepard... I'm gonna.. I'm gonna... aww screw it
--tali leaps in M.C's arms and walks away with him--

Shepard: --Sobs-- GODDAMN YOU M.C., YOU FACELESS FREAK!

Modifié par Kamikaze102, 25 janvier 2010 - 01:59 .

[Skalman91]

Marlina wrote...

Skalman91 wrote...

Marlina wrote...

Now, if you wanna REALLY up the ante, you pit them both against a single WH40k space marine. ^^

Can't the Space Marines take over an entire planet with a single squad consisting of like 10 troops?
I'm not really up to date with the 40K lore but I remember it was something absurd like that.

Love the 40K universe though.

The REAL badasses of 40k is the imperial guard: Regular humans like you and me with only a weak lasgun and guts to match.

And they die accordingly...

[Marlina]

Tirigon wrote...

Master Chief totally wins. Better armor, better reflexes, stronger, more experienced in shooting, cooler, and you don´t see his face. That´s a huge bonus.

Besides, I like him better ;-p

Anyways, this cries for a POLL!!!!!

Actually, it isn't. People with faces are less likely to die in fiction. See Carmine from Gears of War and everyone in the 40k universe. (Important people don't wear helmets, yet are still tougher than the regular helmeted units, BECAUSE PLOT ARMOR) The audience is more likely to empathize with someone with a face. Faceless goons are dime a dozen. Nobody's gonna miss them! 

[Haasth]

Kamikaze102 wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

Master Chief totally wins. Better armor, better reflexes, stronger, more experienced in shooting, cooler, and you don´t see his face. That´s a huge bonus.

Besides, I like him better ;-p

Anyways, this cries for a POLL!!!!!

Tali: I love you Shepard~

Shepard: I love you Tali~

--M.C appears, panting--

Tali: ....

Shepard: ... Can I help you?

--M.C points at Tali--

Tali: ...Oooh... Shepard... who's this...?

Shepard: wait WAIT WAT NO THATS MY GIRL! MINE!

Tali: B-but Shepard, you can't see his face!
--M.C gives Tali a thumbs up--

Tali: Excuse me Shepard... I'm gonna.. I'm gonna... aww screw it
--tali leaps in M.C's arms and walks away with him--

Shepard: --Sobs-- GODDAMN YOU, YOU FACELESS FREAK!

And there we have it. Master Chief would be a Quarian hero. 

[Tirigon]

KainrycKarr wrote...

Halo can die in a fire. I need to ensure that "Halo sucks" in some fashion or another is in every page of this thread.

Why? Because it sucks. That's why.

Sacrilege!!!! Get the Torches out!!!!!

BURN THIS HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RavenholmeCP42]

"All the Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we hold the line, and die fighting. It's what we do best. We die standing!"

[jsachun]

Haasth wrote...

Marlina wrote...

Skalman91 wrote...

Marlina wrote...

Now, if you wanna REALLY up the ante, you pit them both against a single WH40k space marine. ^^

Can't the Space Marines take over an entire planet with a single squad consisting of like 10 troops?
I'm not really up to date with the 40K lore but I remember it was something absurd like that.

Love the 40K universe though.

Pretty much. Or at least they did in DoW2.  Taking on an entire tyranid hive fleet... Pssh, that's just silly. But still, they're like 40k's poster boys. they're practically unbeatable. They have like armored skeletons, like Wolverine, and two hearts. Their saliva is acidic(!), and they're like 8 feet tall and equally massive. I remember reading some novel starring some of them, and this one guy got shot in the head, but survived because he had such a thick skull. So yeah, there's pretty much no contest when you bring space marines into the fight. Then again, they need it, since their foes are about as tough as they are.  The REAL badasses of 40k is the imperial guard: Regular humans like you and me with only a weak lasgun and guts to match.

Poor Imperial Guard... There's a reason why they die in bushes. 

But yeah. Space Marine definitely need that considering what they are up against. I'd still prefer to be Tau though. 

Tau rules. "For the Greater Good". They have best infilltration stealth units that damage tanks as well as soldiers.

[KainrycKarr]

Tirigon wrote...

KainrycKarr wrote...

Halo can die in a fire. I need to ensure that "Halo sucks" in some fashion or another is in every page of this thread.

Why? Because it sucks. That's why.

Sacrilege!!!! Get the Torches out!!!!!

BURN THIS HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halo is an atrocious excuse for a sci-fi story. And any shooter that allows you to bunny hop your way to victory cannot be taken seriously.

[Marlina]

SCREW YOU GUYS! The imperial guard are the most badass mo-fos in 40k, simply because even though they fight against god-like beings and inhuman monsters, they still HOLD THE LINE.

Captain Kirrahe would be proud... :')

[Tirigon]

Marlina wrote...

Actually, it isn't. People with faces are less likely to die in fiction. See Carmine from Gears of War and everyone in the 40k universe. (Important people don't wear helmets, yet are still tougher than the regular helmeted units, BECAUSE PLOT ARMOR) The audience is more likely to empathize with someone with a face. Faceless goons are dime a dozen. Nobody's gonna miss them! 

But the Masterchief is special, he is so faceless and helmeted that his facelessness IS an identity in itself.........

Besides, the guys in Warhammer 40K are too dumb to shoot their opponents in the head. Masterchief isnt. He´ll just HEADSHOT!!!!!! everyone, while he himself is immune due to his energy shields.

[Hero 117]

I guess i'll be the only one to say this, but I think they would arrive at a stalemate.

[RavenholmeCP42]

KainrycKarr wrote...

Tirigon wrote...

KainrycKarr wrote...

Halo can die in a fire. I need to ensure that "Halo sucks" in some fashion or another is in every page of this thread.

Why? Because it sucks. That's why.

Sacrilege!!!! Get the Torches out!!!!!

BURN THIS HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halo is an atrocious excuse for a sci-fi story. And any shooter that allows you to bunny hop your way to victory cannot be taken seriously.

Or allows people in armour to survive atmospheric re-entry and impact. I mean... seriously? Pffft-hahahaha.... Wait, they are being serious... o.o

Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

[KainrycKarr]

Tirigon wrote...

Marlina wrote...

Actually, it isn't. People with faces are less likely to die in fiction. See Carmine from Gears of War and everyone in the 40k universe. (Important people don't wear helmets, yet are still tougher than the regular helmeted units, BECAUSE PLOT ARMOR) The audience is more likely to empathize with someone with a face. Faceless goons are dime a dozen. Nobody's gonna miss them! 

But the Masterchief is special, he is so faceless and helmeted that his facelessness IS an identity in itself.........

Besides, the guys in Warhammer 40K are too dumb to shoot their opponents in the head. Masterchief isnt. He´ll just HEADSHOT!!!!!! everyone, while he himself is immune due to his energy shields.

He'll bunny hop his way into a singularity, because Halo sucks, and MC is a punk.

[RavenholmeCP42]

Marlina wrote...

SCREW YOU GUYS! The imperial guard are the most badass mo-fos in 40k, simply because even though they fight against god-like beings and inhuman monsters, they still HOLD THE LINE.
Captain Kirrahe would be proud... :')

Amen!

[Marlina]

Tau are like space communists. Their leaders are all kinds of shady too, like space Stalins, only with added pheromones. >