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[BloodKaiden]

Dorian: You're not possessing a human body, Cole? You...actually look like that?

Cole: Yes.

Dorian: But a spirit's true form is always monstrous, or at least unnatural.

Cole: The world doesn't make sense of them. It's too real. That's why they look wrong.

Dorian: And...this how you want to look?

Cole: I want to help. Looking doesn't matter.

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Cole: Your clothes look like the fade, Dorian.

Dorian: The stuff of dreams, an explosion of color and sensation wrapped in an enigma.

Cole: It's shiny....

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Dorian: Incidentally, Cassandra, I'm well aware you lied to me.

Cassandra: I lied to you?

Dorian: When you said the mage rebellion was beyond the power of the Seekers to control? I've since heard your Order could have prevented it, but instead led the Templars into war onde it started.

Cassandra: It...is why I left the Order, yes.

Dorian: Knee-jerk defense of your former comrades? I quite understand.

[Capone666]

Something like this?

 

 

 

Or this?

 

[Aisabel]

Dorian kept begging for details on my relationship with Blackwall. Every time he got put down I would hear him say "oh come on- just a little?".

[Mikka-chan]

Varric and Blackwall didn't get along at first, mostly with Varric finding him boring and comparing him to dear Seb (heh).  After a while, though, they find a subject they do have in common, though: jousting.  They go on and on about that, until you finally have a choice of interjecting telling them to shut up (Blackwall slightly disapproves, heh).  Varric ignores you: he wants to arrange a group trip to make the Inquisition see a Joust.  Ruffles can pull it off.

Seriously, guys, we were fighting giants!  Giants.  Sigh.

[Teshayel]

This triggered in the Hinterlands, close to where the Cultists fortress is (paraphrasing):

 

Cass: "You know, Dorian, you are not quite as handsome as you might think."

Dorian: "Of course I am! Why, look at this profile! It should be chiselled in marble!"

 

Cass goes on to say something on the lines of him being actually insecure, since he talks so much about his good looks  

 

Then at the War Table, Leliana teases Cullen:

 

Cullen: "Inquisitor, we were - "

Leliana: "Eagerly awaiting your return. Some of us more than others."

Cullen: "No! I mean, yes.. I mean, we have work to do."

Leliana (playful): "Of course."

 

Then there's Sera punching a noble in the face during her personal quest That was scary and hilarious at the same time.

[o Ventus]

Cassandra: Does Hawke ever autograph books?

 

Varric: Why? Doesn't your copy of Tale of the Champion have a big hole in it?

 

Cassandra: Yes, but it could also have Hawke's signature on it.

 

So Cassandra is a big fan of Hawke, as well as Varric's books. Hmm. Also:--

 

Varric: I'll have to talk to my editor.

 

Cassandra: You mean your crossbow?

 

Varric: No, my actual editor. Best in the business, runs half the Coterie in Kirkwall; a real stickler for grammar. She once killed a man over a semicolon. I'd never print anything without her.

[Countess Cutlass]

This makes me so jealous. I've gotten, like a handful of banters, my entire 50+ hour game. Not an exaggeration, my party can be silent for hours and I've never ever even heard half of my companions bantering, no matter how often I switch the companions up.

[Avejajed]

DanaDuchy on youtube is uploading slowly all of the banter and it's in pure quality form (without background noise). I'm obsessed with them all.

[Hellion Rex]

One of my favorites

[Hellion Rex]

[Hellion Rex]

This one had some great dialogue.

[Hellion Rex]

[AtreiyaN7]

Right, posted this as part of a different thread, but it was a funny line (but maybe that's just me...). FYI, my party was in a swamp/fen in the Exalted Plains...and I had Blackwall, Varric, and Dorian.

Blackwall: Know what it's like to have leeches in your pants? No? Well, now you do!

[SebastianP]

Blackwall, Sera, and Solas. Blackwall and Sera are like peas and carrots; they tend to gang up on Solas much to my amusement. 

 

If you're looking for a particularly volatile, snarky group, then I'd recommend Blackwall, Dorian, and Vivienne. Blackwall and Vivienne absolutely loathe each other, and Dorian loves to mess with the both of them. 

 

Cole is fantastic in any group because he'll reveal the pasts and secrets of other companions. 

 

Varric is always a blast .

 

My favorite bits of banter have been:

 

Blackwall and Sera asking Solas if he's ever been romantically involved with a spirit.

Vivienne absolutely destroying Blackwall for lying about being a warden, stalking Josephine, and being a 'commoner'. 

Cole repeatedly failing to tell Varric a knock-knock joke. 

Cole and Blackwall bonding over their troubled pasts and retaining their humanity. 

[Moondoggie]

Dorian: I can't believe you're scared of magic Sera...It's a gift as mundane to me as your bow to you. Surely you see there is nothing to fear in a properly used tool?

Sera: Tell that to all the proper Mages waving their tools in peoples faces.

Dorian: There's an image....

Sera: What about Corythimis? How many proper tools does he have under him? And the rebel Mages? How many proper tools have they raised?

Dorian: That's not....I don't think i can continue

Sera: Right well....I don't care how gifted you are. Don't cram it where it's not wanted.


Later...

Dorian: I'm lost....

Sera: What Dorian? Stop looking at me

Dorian: I'm wondering if familiarity would cure your suspicion of magic..

Sera: I don't need to be familiar with your tool...

Dorian: Please...Stop saying tool! And consider how much magic can accomplish. There are benefits for you and for everyone. As the Maker said...Magic exists to serve.

Sera: I don't care...I like you Dorian. Don't ruin it.




 

[ShieldWarden]

Some more banter from my favorite group of dudes: Blackwall, Dorian, and Varric.

 

Blackwall: Corypheus. One of yours, isn't he?

Dorian: One of mine? Like a pet? Like a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood? "Dorian, why can't you look after your little friends? Corypheus peed on the carpet again!" In this analogy, the carpet is Haven.

Blackwall: Is he or is he not a Tevinter Magister?

Dorian: Meaning "The source of everything bad and evil in the world"? They are the same, yes?

Blackwall: Certainly feels that way at times.

 

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Blackwall: I've got one for you, Varric. Best tavern name you've ever seen. I'm torn between, "The Bed and Bucket" and "The Bottom of the Barrel."

Varric: Oooh! That is a tough one. I think I have to go with "The Neighbor's House", for sheer balls.

 

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Dorian: Come on, just answer the question, Varric.

Varric: My mother didn't raise any morons, Sparkler. I won't touch that one.

Dorian: You must have an opinion. And you're a dwarf! Completely unbiased!

Varric: There's no way I'm answering "which Inquisition mage is the best-dressed." Not for all the gold in Orzammar.

 

 

 

They just keep getting better! XD

[Call Me Jord]

There was another amusing one with Cass and Cole. This is the gist:

Cole: Who's Regalyan?
Cass: Stop going into my head!
Cole: Well, you were just thinking about the time when you-
Cass: (Quickly cutting him off) Well, now I'm thinking about something else!
Cole: (pauses) I had no idea a hat could even fit up there!

 

Wow haha. Cole's great, its a shame I left him at the Keep in my only playthrough...

[pablosplinter]

Dorian- " Varric, I went to Kirkwall once"

Varric- "Yeah?"

Dorain- "It's a shithole"

Varric- (resigned)"...yeah"

[Corephyfish]

There was one I can't remember exactly, but I think it was Dorian talking to Blackwall (might have been Bull) and they said something about him getting really good with his sword, being alone all that time haha.

[droitdivin]

The funniest banter is between Dorian and Vivienne I think, they're just so bitchy; I love it. 

The best banter is between X-Cole though, he really digs deep into their souls!

[BloodKaiden]

This banter between Iron Bull, Solas, and Vivienne is hilarious on my 2nd play through. I'm glad Solas can stick to his guns unlike Merrill when Anders and Fenris dissed her in DAII. Solas is a great character.

[vertigomez]

Sera: "Why don't you have Real Bianca instead of fingering your fake?"

HELP ME JESUS

[Teshayel]

At the Winter Palace:

 

Cullen: "Did you just... pinch my bottom?!"

Nobleman (Orlesian accent): "I'm sorry. I could not resist."

[Teshayel]

I keep on posting here, but I am having such a blast with this game I did not write it down, so I am paraphrasing pretty heavily, but you'll get the gist of it:

 

Dorian: "So, Varric. Are you and Cassandra...?"

Varric: "What?! No!"

Dorian: "Really? Because there is such tension..."

Cassandra: "I am right here."

Dorian: "Precisely. She is right here Varric, ripe for the plucking."

Varric: "Sparkles, just because two people fight all the time, doesn't mean they'll end up kissing."

Dorian: "Not according to your books..."

[MrGDL87]

Just heard this iron bull/Vivienne exchange:

 

V: Stop picking at that scab or it won't heal properly

IB: *Enthusiastically* I know but the scar will look amazing, you see it already looks like a wyverns ...ugh, i'll just put the bandage back on maam

V: Thank You Darling

 

 I love Vivienne so much.