Solas versus Vivienne has got to be the cattiest **** I've ever heard.
I love it.
Can't Stop Wont Stop; Banter. May contain spoilers.
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#102
Posté 02 décembre 2014 - 03:34
sch1986
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Vivienne and iron bull have some pretty hilarious banter, usually about Vivienne dressing him up and teaching him to dance.
Also, I can't remember the specifics because I was up very late but:
Varric: Bull you think you could move out of the way of my shots when we're fighting?
Bull: What's that like anyway?
Varric: what's what like?
Bull: always looking up at people's assholes? How do you aim that crossbow with everybody's ass in your face?
Then bull goes on to say something about how they'd be a great team with Varric standing in front and him swinging his axe over his head. (I've butchered that banter pretty badly but it's pure gold when you hear it.)
Also, I can't remember the specifics because I was up very late but:
Varric: Bull you think you could move out of the way of my shots when we're fighting?
Bull: What's that like anyway?
Varric: what's what like?
Bull: always looking up at people's assholes? How do you aim that crossbow with everybody's ass in your face?
Then bull goes on to say something about how they'd be a great team with Varric standing in front and him swinging his axe over his head. (I've butchered that banter pretty badly but it's pure gold when you hear it.)
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#103
Posté 02 décembre 2014 - 04:51
BellPeppers&Beef023
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Sera has the hots for qunari women, it is known 
(not exact wording, and i don't remember the first few lines of the convo)
Sera: So are the qunari women big and tall like you?
Iron Bull: **** Yeah!
Sera: *slightly creepy laugh* WOOOOOOOOW
#104
Posté 07 décembre 2014 - 08:52
ShieldWarden
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Blackwall: Is it true that Kirkwall's Knight-Commander became a... statue?
Varric: Absolutely true. She's still there, bringing an extra dose of horror to Gallows tourists.
Blackwall: No ones moved it... I mean, her?
Varric: And make it impossible for children to play, "Who's brave enough to poke Meredith?"
Blackwall: They don't actually do that, do they?
Varric: No. No one's brave enough to poke Meredith.
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*during the "Here Lies The Abyss" quest*
Varric: Is this really what it's like when you dream? How do you people ever sleep? Remember last time we ended up in the Fade, Hawke?
Hawke: I remember the lot of you being tempted by demons.
Varric: Well, we got better. Sort of.
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*talking with Divine Justinia during HLTA*
Divine Justinia: ... The Nightmare has fed well.
Player Character: The big demon Erimond was trying to bring through?
DJ: Yes.
PC: It's nearby?
DJ: Yes.
PC: Well, ****.
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