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Imagine that you are in the Deep Roads and encounter a group of Darkspawn. What do you do?


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stysiaq

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1) Hold them off for 2 days.

 

2) Sell them a head of a wyvern. For a good price.

 

3) Kill them all, but spare the one that tells you a funny story.

 

4) Wonder what you could do better.

 

5) Show them your dead blue parrot.


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KalGerion_Beast

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6) Offer to go to the tavern with your new friends.


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Its a parakeet, not a parrot


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KingTony

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Tell them about how I met Divine Justinia only once, and how lovely she was.
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stysiaq

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Its a parakeet, not a parrot

 

 

parakeet is a species of parrot and it still is a Monty Python's Dead Parrot reference.



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parakeet is a species of parrot and it still is a Monty Python's Dead Parrot reference.

I guess lions are exactly the same as tigers then because they are both species of cat 



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I guess lions are exactly the same as tigers then because they are both species of cat 

Liger/tigon...



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I used to be a Deep Roads adventurer like you......


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DxWill103

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Get real emo, and instead of fighting off the darkspawn, as they charge me just sadly say to myself

 

I'm not worth the trouble.


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Zundar

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5) Show them your dead blue parrot.

Only if it has beautiful plumage. 



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Learn a great deal from travelling with them all.



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Finally! The one that's looking funny at me? That was the one who stole my sweet roll!


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Chug a Fire Elixier and then spend the next 6 seconds throwing exploding candy at them.



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DarthLinebacker

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Tell them about how I met Divine Justinia only once, and how lovely she was.

Really? I'd have thought she'd be Divine.

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Chug a Fire Elixier and then spend the next 6 seconds throwing exploding candy at them.


BOOM ;)

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Ashevajak

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6) Jar of Bees.

 

After recruiting Sera in the SP, I have come to appreciate the military value of bees.



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AwesomeBabyLion

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Kill them all, but spare the one that tells you a funny story.



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Broganisity

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6) Offer to go to the tavern with your new friends.

 

7) Gladly share ale with them.


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