1) Hold them off for 2 days.
2) Sell them a head of a wyvern. For a good price.
3) Kill them all, but spare the one that tells you a funny story.
4) Wonder what you could do better.
5) Show them your dead blue parrot.
1) Hold them off for 2 days.
2) Sell them a head of a wyvern. For a good price.
3) Kill them all, but spare the one that tells you a funny story.
4) Wonder what you could do better.
5) Show them your dead blue parrot.
6) Offer to go to the tavern with your new friends.
Its a parakeet, not a parrot
Its a parakeet, not a parrot
parakeet is a species of parrot and it still is a Monty Python's Dead Parrot reference.
parakeet is a species of parrot and it still is a Monty Python's Dead Parrot reference.
I guess lions are exactly the same as tigers then because they are both species of cat
I guess lions are exactly the same as tigers then because they are both species of cat
Liger/tigon...
I used to be a Deep Roads adventurer like you......
Get real emo, and instead of fighting off the darkspawn, as they charge me just sadly say to myself
I'm not worth the trouble.
5) Show them your dead blue parrot.
Only if it has beautiful plumage.
Learn a great deal from travelling with them all.
Finally! The one that's looking funny at me? That was the one who stole my sweet roll!
Chug a Fire Elixier and then spend the next 6 seconds throwing exploding candy at them.
Really? I'd have thought she'd be Divine.Tell them about how I met Divine Justinia only once, and how lovely she was.
Chug a Fire Elixier and then spend the next 6 seconds throwing exploding candy at them.
6) Jar of Bees.
After recruiting Sera in the SP, I have come to appreciate the military value of bees.
Kill them all, but spare the one that tells you a funny story.
6) Offer to go to the tavern with your new friends.
7) Gladly share ale with them.