Bravely bold sir Ziegrif
Rode forth from Haven
He was not afraid to die
Oh brave sir Ziegrif
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave brave sir Ziegrif
He was not in the least bit scared to be stomped by a dragon
Or to have his eyes burned out, and his pelvis broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away,
and his limbs all chewed and mangled
Brave sir Ziegrif
His head smashed and his heart ripped out
And his liver devoured and his bowels unplugged
and his nostrils torn and his bottom burned up
But then. A mighty dragon swooped down!
And...
Brave Sir Ziegrif ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When the dragon reared it's ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Ziegrif turned about
He gallantly chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Oh Bravest of the BRAAAAVE, Sir Ziegrif!





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