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[FraQ]

[Bod02]

bruno is an honest to godfuckingmoron

[Nattfare]

Looks nasty.

 

Gets worse results than that whenever Falcon drools on you or punches you in the eye though.

[Bod02]

hahaha I'm all too familiar with the eye punch. You mean when they leap and stab you with their noses

[Nattfare]

No, he punches you with his paws... he's struck me twice in the nuts...

[Katiefrost]

[Dermain]

No, he punches you with his paws... he's struck me twice in the nuts...

 

My youngest dog hates my glasses.

 

He's hit them off my face multiple times now.

 

 

This is so ****** true.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Saw this somewhere else and thought I'd share it here. Nothing makes me happier than seeing a happy dog.

 

[Katiefrost]

Friends care when friends have bad dreams...

[Nattfare]

My youngest dog hates my glasses.
 
He's hit them off my face multiple times now.

Never had that happen to me.

He doesn't know how to use his teeth to bite anyone... but since he beats everyone until they turn blue he doesn't have to.

[leighzard]

 

Because it's hard to find anything cuter than a baby and a puppy.

[Nattfare]

I find puppies without babies much cuter.

 

But that's just me.

[Beerfish]

Looks nasty.

 

Gets worse results than that whenever Falcon drools on you or punches you in the eye though.

I was playing around with my previous yellow Lab 'Rocky' a few years ago.  We were on a bed fighting over a dog toy and just as I leaned forward to grab it he bounced back and his elbow hit me square in the eye.  I developed the biggest shiner I've ever had in my life, I could feel the swelling in seconds.  Of course when that happnens all friends and coworkers think I got in a fight and refused to believe the old 'dog did it' answer.

[Beerfish]

To go along with this, for anyone that thinks dogs can't count, have 3 dog treats, put them in your pocket and then only give your dog two of them.

[Nattfare]

I was playing around with my previous yellow Lab 'Rocky' a few years ago.  We were on a bed fighting over a dog toy and just as I leaned forward to grab it he bounced back and his elbow hit me square in the eye.  I developed the biggest shiner I've ever had in my life, I could feel the swelling in seconds.  Of course when that happnens all friends and coworkers think I got in a fight and refused to believe the old 'dog did it' answer.

Reminds me that Falcon gave me a split lip not that long ago with his head.

 

Now I start to wonder if "Man's best friend" is just propaganda spread by the dogs. They're just making us too comfortable around them, so that they can catch us off guard and then murder us all.  

[Beerfish]

 

If I ever actually get an acreage I'd love to get a Newfoundland.

[Nattfare]

 
If I ever actually get an acreage I'd love to get a Newfoundland.

What a stupid game! Hey, take that off you idiot!

[leighzard]

Reminds me that Falcon gave me a split lip not that long ago with his head.

The HamDog did that to me a couple of months ago.  He swings that noggin of his like a morning star!! 

I was surprised at how much blood there was, for a fairly small tear.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

 

found it, so I felt like post it here.

[Beerfish]

What a stupid game! Hey, take that off you idiot!

As usual the bad dog gets the treat and the good dog gets nothing.

 

That reminds me of another of my 'dog stories'.  My previous dog 'Rocky' was a very very good dog, well behaved, well trained.  He had a real retrieving instinct and I used to get him to take all manner of things to people, oranges, beers etc etc.  Had a Christmas family gathering and being in a boastful mood I told my brother across the room that I'd get my dog to take a trisket over to him  (which of course he probably would not eat but give to the dog after a trick or something.)

 

I hold out the trisket in my hand in front of Rocky and begin to say "Here Rocky take this to Robin."  I got this far  "Here Ro....."  GULP!  He just gobbled it out of my hand and ate it before I got through the sentence.  The whole room had a good laugh at my expense.

[Nattfare]

This is Falcon. He knows how to sleep on a pillow like a champion.



He's a talented comedian, good at making expressions, smarter than he lets on and a real pain in the arse... or in short, he's an Irish Setter.

 

He's also the biggest whimp in the world.

[Bod02]

I went to a lake and

 

SO MANY ****** DOGS PLAYING IN WATER

[Kaidan Fan]

Okay, BioWareBod02, you win.  Here is a pic of my actual dog, not one from the internetz.

 

Her name is Nina, she is a Min Pin and she will be 8 yo in January.  She is sleeping in her blankie. 

 

I won't be back

[NukemDuke]

Ummm... here's my dog. Her name is Cookie, she's a Yorkie/Poodle hybrid. 

 

 

^

My awesome photoshop skills.