Mmh Tea
*Joins the cult*
Mmh Tea
*Joins the cult*
Mmh Tea
Spoiler*Joins the cult*
Would you like white or brown sugar sir? Lord Woolsley treats his servants well.
We also have cookies! Don't eat the ones with nuts- those are for the ones who don't convert.
We also have cookies! Don't eat the ones with nuts- those are for the ones who don't convert.
But... but I like nuts.
But... but I like nuts.
Well, alright, I'll make a different batch for you and dye them red. Just don't eat the ones with nuts right now.
Well, alright, I'll make a different batch for you and dye them red. Just don't eat the ones with nuts right now.
Ok, I will stick to the tea and crumpets.
Would you like white or brown sugar sir? Lord Woolsley treats his servants well.
Lady
No sugar in my tea. Unless the Lord demands it.
With all the evilness of Ram symbolism, you would think Tevinter would have a constellation of him and its own astrarium.
Lady
No sugar in my tea. Unless the Lord demands it.
With all the evilness of Ram symbolism, you would think Tevinter would have a constellation of him and its own astrarium.
Ah, I do apologize madam. No, I don't believe the Lord demands it... yet at least. I would prepare for any possibility though. We cannot foresee what Woolsley has set in motion.
Can our colors be red and gold? Red and gold would look awesome.
Ah, I do apologize madam. No, I don't believe the Lord demands it... yet at least. I would prepare for any possibility though. We cannot foresee what Woolsley has set in motion.
Lol no prob. My name is a number with a cat cappucino for an avatar :/
I admit, I thought of ...other implications, the way he overly cared about a ram.
Can our colors be red and gold? Red and gold would look awesome.
It would but isn't it already claimed by the Chantry?
It would but isn't it already claimed by the Chantry?
Psh, the Chantry will be wiped off the face of Thedas, lost in the fiery, wooly, glory of Lord Woolsey.
Honestly, after speaking at length with Solas, I think it was pretty darn obvious what Lord Woolsley was. But now I'm paranoid. EVERYTHING IS A SPIRIT. Gah.
I also did this quest... I love the little "Lord Woolsley, I presume?" reference too xD
But anyway, Woolsley ran too close to us while we were fighting bandits... I think he got hit by Payback Strike... and burst into a RAGE Demon, of all things. I literally burst out laughing... He's a very special ram!
To save you time though, don't kill the Golden Halla unless you want the rare crafting hide and some Dalish annoyance. It isn't a demon.
* joins cult* sry I'm late, all hail Lord Woolsley!
In my Thegrath Cadash playthrough, I saw it get killed by a bear and then I had to kill the Rage demon. LOLZ! But then I returned to the Hinterlands once more and I managed to get the mission to respawn. What's funny is that Lord Woolsley still spawns in that location even after the quest is completed.
Lord Woolsley may also spawn by the lake before you even get to Redcliffe, and if you kill him, the quest becomes unavailable.
Wanted to go back to Redcliffe and execute that farmer for using Blood Magic, sadly I couldn't do that.
When I first did the quest I was thinking "hm.. lord woolsley looks strange - let's kill him and see what happens - oh, a rage demon .. die you bastard!"
The journal will update that One-eyed Jimmy must never know the truth if you kill him after starting the quest. I wish you could tell him anyway, because I so would have. I was disappointed to return to him and he can't even be interacted with.
Watch, a DLC comes out that adds more to Lord Woolsley if you return him.
The Inquisitor and party are walking along, when a cutscene happens. Lord Woolsley runs up with a harmony voice, "You, I remember you. You saved this one, when it wondered away. Now, now this one asks you to help find the one called Jimmy."
The Inquisitor: "Uhhh...."
Varric: "A talking ram... Well sht."
Sera: "*giggles* Well that weird itint?"
Cole: "Sorrow... I lost my friend, my friend who was worried about me... Where is he, where is he? Oh, Jimmy!"
Cassandra: "Stay back demon!"
Dorian: "Oh, look, a talking ram. Dorian Pavus, you got into the bad wine and cheeses again."
Solas: "We have nothing to fear from this one."
The Iron Bull: "A ram isn't as good in bed, as those elven lasses. But I had worse."
Blackwall: "When you fight demons, Darkspawn, Archdemons, and giant spiders. This is just another day."
Vivienne: "My dear Inquisitor, you can't expect to believe this creature. It's a demon, kill it darling."
Yesh, the one post wonder resurrected this thread.
Surely people, do read the post dates before replying...
Kaiser, especially I'm looking at you. ![]()
Yesh, the one post wonder resurrected this thread.
Surely people, do read the post dates before replying...
Kaiser, especially I'm looking at you.
There's too many bitchy threads, so it's this or hear people whine.
Hilarious would have been if you could make a coat out of lord sheep and prance around the owner to show it off.
Yesh, the one post wonder resurrected this thread.
Surely people, do read the post dates before replying...
Kaiser, especially I'm looking at you.
The Cult of Woolsley echoes through eternity!