I wish the Hinterlands were much larger, and had continuous content all the way up through level 20.
I wish Elfroot was required in ALL crafting recipes, even swords.
I wish sex scenes showed full-on pornographic penetration, with options for camera angles.
I wish nipple color, size, and shade were customizable features in the Character Creator.
I wish you wore your tan pajamas everywhere in the game, not just Skyhold.
I wish there were more options for mounts, including druffalo, griffins, dragons, and The Iron Bull.
I wish I had the option to just literally murder everyone I see without consequence.
I wish warriors could equip staves.
I wish every single character in the game had a full, well-written, detailed romance arc, including Horsemaster Dennet, Mother Giselle, Corypheus, and Requisition Officer.
I wish every single decision ever made in previous games was given a full, worthy associated quest chain. For example, the questline with Ghenya and Cammen should have at least 200 lines of recorded dialogue and a boss battle, for each version of the quest, based on decisions made back in Origins.
I wish we could have combat pets again, such as mabari, crows, dragonlings, and The Iron Bull.
I wish I had the option to play as (or romance) previous protagonists, such as the Warden, the Warden-Commander, Hawke, the Hurlock Vanguard, and Revan.
I wish the game had a super-cinematic difficulty setting, where you make no decisions and press no buttons, and just watch the Inquisitor make his own decisions. Like a 50-hour-long movie, with the Inquisitor doing all the things a player would do, including sidequests and gathering of Elfroot and continually checking his companions to see if they have anything new to say (they don't).
I wish I could think of a good suggestion to end this list on.
Hilarious. Seriously. I literally can't even...





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