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[Jelena Jankovic]

I would actually prefer the latter.....

as it probably means you were at least having fun at SOME point

and this coming from a quarian, who would probably die horribly from it

Quarians die horribly from the common cold

[NuclearTech76]

Genophage was created by the Salarians to neutralize the Krogan threat. Venom was designed to neutralize Boogieman.

[smeckie]

Genophage was created by the Salarians to neutralize the Krogan threat. Venom was designed to neutralize Boogieman.

QFT

[Salarian Jesus]

Genophage was created by the Salarians to neutralize the Krogan threat. Venom was designed to neutralize Boogieman.

[J. Peterman]

Genophage was created by the Salarians to neutralize the Krogan threat. Venom was designed to neutralize Boogieman.

 

It worked. That's why I've retired.

[Deerber]

Genophage was created by the Salarians to neutralize the Krogan threat. Venom was designed to neutralize Boogieman.

I thought that was snap freeze?

[J. Peterman]

I thought that was snap freeze?

 

It's a combination of things.

[Quarian Master Race]

Quarians die horribly from the common cold

And humans die horribly from AIDS/ HIV, which you originally acquired from apes. Does that make you inferior to them?

We are simply unaccustomed to wallowing in filth and disease as the lesser life forms do. If you all didn't exist we wouldn't even need our soups to keep your disgusting ailments out.

[squaredgonzo]

And humans die horribly from AIDS/ HIV, which you originally acquired from apes. Does that make you inferior to them?

We are simply unaccustomed to wallowing in filth and disease as the lesser life forms do. If you all didn't exist we wouldn't even need our soups to keep your disgusting ailments out.

 

 

but we can get BJ's in any dirty rest rooms on any gas stops.

[RustyBuckets02]

We are simply unaccustomed to wallowing in filth and disease as the lesser life forms do. If you all didn't exist we wouldn't even need our soups to keep your disgusting ailments out.

On reading that I had an epiphany: Quarians haven't developed weak immune systems- they're an entire race of hypochondriacs. Seriously, a bout of the flu wouldn't be any worse for them than for us, but they've become so germophobic, they can't function without being a race of bubble boys/ girls.

It probably explains why they tried to wipe out the Geth. It wasn't because this unit wondered if it had a soul, it's because this unit didn't wipe it's feet when it came in the house.

Tl;dr the Quarians are actually an entire race of Michael Jacksons. And not the good Michael, they're the one who turned white and his nose fell off.

[crashsuit]

Quarians all have vitiligo?

[Selthae]

OP banned for lack of content.

[Paynezz]

The venom is a terrible weapon that console scrubs use because they have terrible aim and need a weapon with a massive radius to compensate.

[Quarian Master Race]

On reading that I had an epiphany: Quarians haven't developed weak immune systems- they're an entire race of hypochondriacs. Seriously, a bout of the flu wouldn't be any worse for them than for us, but they've become so germophobic, they can't function without being a race of bubble boys/ girls.
It probably explains why they tried to wipe out the Geth. It wasn't because this unit wondered if it had a soul, it's because this unit didn't wipe it's feet when it came in the house.
Tl;dr the Quarians are actually an entire race of Michael Jacksons. And not the good Michael, they're the one who turned white and his nose fell off.

Michael Jackson was an idiot and druggie. Possibly a pedo as well.

A better analogy would be a race of Darwins and Nightingales( both hypochondriacs), bringing knowledge to the slovenly masses that are the lesser life forms. We are intelligent and reviled by ignoramouses much as the were in their time.

[J. Peterman]

they can't function without being a race of bubble boys/ girls.

 

[Pint]

Michael Jackson was an idiot and druggie. Possibly a pedo as well.

A better analogy would be a race of Darwins and Nightingales( both hypochondriacs), bringing knowledge to the slovenly masses that are the lesser life forms. We are intelligent and reviled by ignoramouses much as the were in their time.

Nope.

[Quarian Master Race]

Nope.

Yep.

I should start a score chart in sig for all my thread wins.

[Mordokai]

I've watched a lot of videos with Valkyrie using an incendiary Venom. Anything that synergies so beautifully with my favourite girl, well... I don't care if it is a crutch

 

All dem explosions...

[DaryAlexV]

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

Reported.

[Black Phantom]

Everything is a crutch, everyone is a noob and everything should be nerfed.

[squaredgonzo]

 

 

u remind me of a guy with a very distinct mustache. 

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

The venom is a terrible weapon that console scrubs use because they have terrible aim and need a weapon with a massive radius to compensate.

 

You have not even the inkling of a concept of just how massive the radius of my weapon is. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

[hong]

We are simply unaccustomed to wallowing in filth and disease as the lesser life forms do. If you all didn't exist we wouldn't even need our soups to keep your disgusting ailments out.

1) Quarians have chicken legs
2) Quarians like soup
--> Quarian chicken soup is good for the soul

[Quarian Master Race]

Fantastic post, but why isn't it also on fire?