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[EarthboundNess]

[fchopin]

Interesting, a dino dna recreation with changes and we have an alien dinosaur that is very hungry.

[The Devlish Redhead]

I don't really care if the film is good or bad or whatever.

 

I just want to see Dinosaurs.

 

Because I f8cking love dinosaurs.

 

 

And the last good thing about Dinosaurs was Walking with Dinosaurs

 

 

I remember at the age of 3 I used to be all over Jurassic Park whilst everybody else my age were scared poopless of T-Rex.

 

T-Rex was my original waifu.

 

I cried when she died in the end of BBC's Walking with Dinosaurs.

 

 

 

In the new Iron Sky movie they have Hitler riding a T Rex

[TheClonesLegacy]

You got to appreciate the optimism of the guys who fund these Jurassic Park projects. After 3 incidents of dinosaurs breaking out and going on a rampage, they still think its a good idea to try for a 4th time.

If we're being fair here all the incidents that lead to the breakouts in 1 and 2 (not 3, and I'll explain why in a second) were easily avoidable, and came from lack of foresight.

The first film is caused from Dennis Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld) turning off the gates (and security cameras) to most of the exhibits so he could quickly drive through them to get to the docks and hand off stolen Dinosaur Embryos to a rival genetics company, and gets back before anyone notices them (he said there'd be a "system reboot" before leaving". As you know he gets lost and a Dilophosaurus eats him.
The solution? PAY YOUR SECURITY SOFTWARE GUY MORE MONEY! He holds everyone's life in his doughy hands. The only reason he did this was because he was being under payed (Spared no expense indeed Hammond) and the rival company offered him alot more.

With Lost World it's alot more simple. Don't bring a T-Rex to San Francisco! That just comes from Common Sense. The other parts of the movie doesn't really count as a Breakout/Rampage. Since, well the Dinosaurs had created an ecosystem at that point, which was why Jeff Goldblum and friends were there in the first place.

3 doesn't count seeing as it was a group of loud morons going to a restricted nature preserve filled with, large, fast, dangerous predators to look for some missing people.
That was on them.

So really. Looking at that and following my handy dandy guide. A working park could potentially be a thing. Both incidents as I explained are human error.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Or he was just being a big fat greedy ****.

...Also that...

[The Valiant Misanthropist]

Thought it was a Mosasaurus.

You're absolutely right! I don't know what I was thinking.

[The Valiant Misanthropist]

He is still alive. His movie character is probably protesting the opening of Jurassic World somewhere. 

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[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I must be crazy. I thought the world was Jurassic 150 million years ago!

[metatheurgist]

I must be crazy. I thought the world was Jurassic 150 million years ago!

Everything old is new again.

[TheJester000]

Let me guess, they genetically mix a T-Rex with a Raptor for some stupid reason. I'm calling it now.

[TheClonesLegacy]

From the interviews I read they used a different animal to fill in the missing gaps of Genetic Code.

 

Could be a raptor. Or not.

But from what's been confirmed it has Translucent white skin so I don't think the raptor thing stands...Then again JP Velociraptors are made up mish-mashes of 3-4 different species anyway, so I guess anythings possible.

[Vroom Vroom]

Let me guess, they genetically mix a T-Rex with a Raptor for some stupid reason. I'm calling it now.

My dad suggested that too. I think it might be something aquatic genetically mixed with something along the lines of a T-Rex so that it can dominate both land and sea. 

[Gravisanimi]

From the interviews I read they used a different animal to fill in the missing gaps of Genetic Code.

 

Could be a raptor. Or not.

But from what's been confirmed it has Translucent white skin so I don't think the raptor thing stands...Then again JP Velociraptors are made up mish-mashes of 3-4 different species anyway, so I guess anythings possible.

In the Lost World novel Carnosaurs had pigment adaptive skin, that's what they could be going for.

 

If I were making a complete psychopath reptilian super-predator, I'd give it the ability to blend in.

[TheClonesLegacy]

In the Lost World novel Carnosaurs had pigment adaptive skin, that's what they could be going for.

 

If I were making a complete psychopath reptilian super-predator, I'd give it the ability to blend in.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Could be a raptor. Or not.

But from what's been confirmed it has Translucent white skin so I don't think the raptor thing stands...Then again JP Velociraptors are made up mish-mashes of 3-4 different species anyway, so I guess anythings possible.

 

Cisgender racist white oppressive dinosaurs? Wow, that's a new low!

[TheClonesLegacy]

Cisgender racist white oppressive dinosaurs? Wow, that's a new low!

Dude. Just no.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

 

It is true.

[metatheurgist]

Let me guess, they genetically mix a T-Rex with a Raptor for some stupid reason. I'm calling it now.

IGN was saying T-Rex, Raptor, Cuttlefish and Snake. My thought was "They're making Cthulu!".

[The Devlish Redhead]

Cuttlefish remind me of Harbinger

[eternal_napalm]

I liked it....a lot...up until the entire hybrid dinosaur. Wtf? At least it's plausible within the fiction itself.

Really cool to see the park open.

And that main actor seemed pretty bad.

I would have had Cillian Murphy as the lead. Would have been MUCH better.

Oh well. Glad to see a trailer.

[Ren Roche]

Imo, CGI looked pretty bad. Also, a hybrid and trained raptors? Meh

[TheClonesLegacy]

Nah it was pretty decent CG.

This is pretty bad CG.

[Ren Roche]

Decent? 

 

 

It looked meh. Take a closer look at the dinos, especially the one in the water. It's not even close to decent. Eh, seen worse anyway. Maybe they'll improve it.

 

And that is an animated film so doesn't count.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Decent? 

 

And that is an animated film so doesn't count.

See I was being nice with you before.

Now we're going to the dephs of Asylum Hell.

 

BUCKLE UP BUTTERCUP!

Nothing will ever be as bad as the Zombie Bear.

That is the benchmark of terrible effects.

What's that? It's a TV show?

This wasn't.