Last night a friend and I were going back and forth thinking about what outtakes from a Mass Effect movie would look like. This assumes that the actors for the aliens are real aliens.
Grunt says, "Shepard...I've never told anyone...I love...shooting things." (Shout-out to Farscape on this one)
Shot of the Illusive Man getting his makeup for his death scene and saying, "And you think you've had tough days."
Anderson and Shepard, standing on the hill looking at the beam to the Citadel in ME3. Both wear dark sunglasses.
Shepard: "It’s two hundred miles straight up to the Citadel. We’re outnumbered, outgunned, no one’s ever stopped the Reapers, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
Anderson: “Hit it!"
Mordin trying over and over to get the scientist salarian song right.
Shepard humming the scientist salarian song, then yelling at the camera, "Now I can't get that damned thing out of my head!"
Tali: “The best part about this suit is, I can look like s**t and nobody knows the difference.”
Shepard: “Who are we killing today?”
Garrus: “Geth.”
Shepard: “I thought we killed them yesterday.”
Garrus: “Yeah, well, they made more.”
Shepard: “F**king hate that.”
Miranda, walking away in a scene, ad libs: “And stop staring at my ass.” The rest of the cast, who are male, bust up laughing.
Jack: “Don’t tell anybody, but I got Shep drunk last night and he got tatted. Cool s**t but they’ll have to cover it in post production.”
Cafeteria line with the cast
Kaiden: “Don’t tell me they’re out of salad again.”
Everyone looks at Wrex, who’s come back for thirds.
Wrex: “What? Blame a guy for eating healthy.”
Shepard and Ashley go from stage left to stage right doing a nerf lightsaber duel on the bridge.
Scene with Shepard and Liara in her lab, where she’s looking at a microscope. Shepard is making funny faces where she can’t see. The film crew starts laughing and she looks up. “What the hell is he doing?”
Meaningful shot of Ashley: “Damn it, Shepard, I just… can’t remember my line.” Everyone busts up laughing.
Shepard looking at the fish in his tank. “This one is named Wrex because it’s eating the others. This one is Cameron. He hangs out and looks tough but he doesn’t really do anything. Sorry, Jim.”
Shepard, Garrus, and Zaeed are doing shots. Shepard runs off stage trying not to throw up. Zaeed coughs. Garrus says, “Oh, that’s the stuff.”
Shots of the cast singing karaoke between takes
Shot of Zaeed listening to the Monkees on his ipod
Shot of a couple of the characters messing around on the dance poles at Afterlife
Shot of Grunt saying, "At least I never need to ask what my motivation is."
Shepard and Joker are doing a scene looking at the galaxy map. Joker asks, “Do you think we can watch 3D porn with this thing?” Shepard bursts out laughing. “I’m serious!”
Shot of Miranda standing on top of a chair. “Shepard’s hamster got loose. If that thing comes near me—THERE IT IS! FOR GOD’S SAKE SOMEBODY CAPTURE THAT THING!”
Shepard headbutts Wrex on a bet and gets knocked out.
Shot of Ashley: “The rest of the girls and I went shooting yesterday at a range downtown. Miranda’s pretty good. Liara can’t shoot for ****. I won, of course.”
Shepard, looking like eight miles of bad road, looks at the camera. “Army… navy… air force… marines… what a great place… to start…”
Shot of Wrex doing a hula hoop or jumping rope
Tali doing her best Darth Vader voice: “Luke… I am your father!"
Shepard and the team get ready to roll out in the Mako. They start it up in reverse. Everyone laughs and you hear Shepard saying, “That’s not what I had in mind!”
Shepard eye-pokes a geth
Shepard uses a geth's head as a reading light
Miranda says, “I just want to be loved. By a badass. Is that so wrong?”
Jack snarls at the camera, fogging it up, then smiles and blows it a kiss.
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