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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
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, nov. 27 2014 09:37
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:37
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:40
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Already posted it in the Workday Cheer thread, but whatever, yoiu can't have enough puns:
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:43
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Did you hear about the one where I had sex at a campsite? It was f*cking intents
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:48
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Some bacon and eggs walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said "We don't serve breakfast here!"
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:53
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:55
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "Why not? I am a fun guy!"
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 09:57
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Anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:17
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:25
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:27
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Next corny joke!
What's got a willy and is hairy with three legs eh?
Answer:
YOUR MOM!
OWNED & WRECKED M8!
I don't think we'll be hearing from Beerfish ever again m8's. He's been hospitalized from the severe burn of my corny joke.
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:31
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Did you hear about the one where I had sex at a campsite? It was f*cking intents
0/10 because intense would have made it less obvious. And that was probably the right word. Such casual lol
But nah I remember that one. Good times.
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:31
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What's got a willy and is hairy with three legs eh?
Answer:
YOUR MOM!
OWNED & WRECKED M8!
I don't think we'll be hearing from Beerfish ever again m8's. He's been hospitalized from the severe burn of my corny joke.
R.I.P in pieces Beerfish 4220 BC - 10045 AD
"He was a good man." ~ JC Denton
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:31
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What's got a willy and is hairy with three legs eh?
Answer:
YOUR MOM!
OWNED & WRECKED M8!
I don't think we'll be hearing from Beerfish ever again m8's. He's been hospitalized from the severe burn of my corny joke.
R.I.P in pieces Beerfish 4220 BC - 10045 AD
"He was a good man." ~ JC Denton
"Yeah, RIP" - Adam Jensen
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 10:34
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(Just wanted to use this for the lulz.)
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 11:04
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I asked the guy sitting next to Me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.
Do you know what he said?
He said NaBrO
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Posté 27 novembre 2014 - 11:12
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I asked the guy sitting next to Me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite.
Do you know what he said?
He said NaBrO
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Scientific jokes?
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Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 12:34
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yes. 
What element is derived from a god of the Æsir?
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Thorium.
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Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 12:38
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Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 05:02
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.....
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Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 05:06
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Let's let the greatest Senator who ever lived tell one.
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Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 05:26
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Here are a few that usually get me punched in the face:
- Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who escaped from prison? All the major news networks were reporting that there was a small medium at large.
- It's not really an everyday kind of table. It's more of a periodic table.
- Descartes walks into a restaurant. The waiter asks him, "Would you like an appetizer?" He says, "I think not," and then he disappears.
- How many Marxists does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? None, because the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
In my experience, whenever you have a joke that's specific to an academic discipline, the probability of its being extremely corny increases exponentially. As an example, here are a whole bunch philosophy jokes, for anyone who's curious (some of the ones I just mentioned can be found there).
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Posté 28 novembre 2014 - 10:42
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0/10 because intense would have made it less obvious. And that was probably the right word. Such casual lol
But nah I remember that one. Good times.
LOL much fun
