I don't know how but everything that ever goes wrong is Hawkes fault.
Exactly, I blame Hawke. ****** Hawke.
I don't know how but everything that ever goes wrong is Hawkes fault.
Exactly, I blame Hawke. ****** Hawke.
hawke the El Ninio of kirkwall.
If it wasn't for Elder Scrolls Oblivion, we wouldn't have to close seven hundred oblivion gates "rifts" in the game.
I'm gonna have to go with whoever's bright idea it was to imprison him in the first place instead of try, trying again until they killed him.
- Bioware, for create the Dragon age franchise... Especially this crazy idea of a villain based on a DLC, a crap one by the way.
- EA games, for becoming the owners of bioware, and insterting the DLC thing in his games, and rush them like idiots, even on patchs that where created to fix things, JAJA... at least they are free... for now.
- Mostly ourself, to still buying eaware games. I know, they still get us easly, its pretty hard to not buy eaware, dont worry!... but if we never buy anything from them, they will never be able to create this, in the first place.
I recomend, for those who spend MONTHS even YEARS with infinite topics about who was the "elder one" in the early teasers, this:
Wait till "villain dlc" comes out, and you will have the next villain for dragon age 4. If there is no villain DLC, you already know the villain for dragon age 4, if you finish the game... hello Flemolas!
The Ancient Elves, for leaving behind the methods and teachings that elevated the Tevinters to the the point of even contemplating breaching the Fade.
The Ancient Elves are responsible for *every* bad thing in the game.
It's Fallout: New Thedas after they were done with it.
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If it wasn't for Elder Scrolls Oblivion, we wouldn't have to close seven hundred
oblivion gates"rifts" in the game.
It's good to know that I wasn't the only one thinking that it seemed like Oblivion. XD
The magisters for getting into the golden city
Every blight is on them, every person that ever died because of darkspawn is on them
Vints are *ssholes
Or we could blame the maker for that one. I mean you got a golden city in a world of dream, cursed mankind for eternity for entering and you didn't even have a no trespassing sign! I mean seriously what a ******!
Obviously, it's the Qunari's Fault: Instead of finally making Nails with heads in regards of their upcoming Invasion of Thedas, they sit around and twiddle their Thumbs.
ALL OF THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED UNDER THE QUN!
Damn it. Damn it all to Hell.
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If the wardens caught anders, the mage-templar war would've never happened...
Has anyone blamed JRR Tolkien yet
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- Bioware, for create the Dragon age franchise... Especially this crazy idea of a villain based on a DLC, a crap one by the way.
- EA games, for becoming the owners of bioware, and insterting the DLC thing in his games, and rush them like idiots, even on patchs that where created to fix things, JAJA... at least they are free... for now.
Apparently organizations have genders now...
Has anyone blamed JRR Tolkien yet
Apparently organizations have genders now...
Those things happens when i get mad xD... but i think that you get the idea of what I try to say...
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Those things happens when i get mad xD... but i think that you get the idea of what I try to say...
Haha I know. I just couldn't resist saying that lol
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Solas. I mean seriously, dude, what the hell were you thinking? How does that seem like a GOOD idea? At all?
The Wardens..they locked him up..never spoke of him or anything . Or even barred the whole place with magical seal so NONE could go there .
If the wardens caught anders, the mage-templar war would've never happened...
Or if the Templars successfully captured him or worse. In any case, it's kind of debatable. The Kirkwall situation was a huge mess regardless of Anders, and relations between the Chantry and the Circle was decaying in other parts of Thedas as well. I think that without Anders, it would have been a much slower process of decay, but I think that the push for independence was going to happen regardless. It might not have been as violent without the explosive murder as the symbol for their push for freedom.
Has anyone blamed JRR Tolkien yet
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If we're doing that, we need to also blame the Norse. I mean, their mythology is where Tolkien got his ideas...
In that case I think I should blame Hugues de Payens again...
In Hawke's defense, Cory was pretty damn dead after the fight in Legacy. Hawke either threw a knife through his skull, put an arrow through his heart guts and eye, slashed him to ribbons, or blasted him with fire and lightning before impaling the magister with with a half a dozen ice spikes.
If any one's to blame, besides the ancient jackass you actually tore open the veil, it's Solas, who thought it was a great idea to hand a artifact of untold power to a lunatic that had already tried to tear his way into the Golden City once before.
It's all Ser Pounce-a-lot's fault.
If Anders had him, he wouldn't get so depressed and angry and join with Justice, thus making Justers, and eventually starting the Mage rebellion which is in turn used as a convenient cover for the Breach thingy and whatnot...
If Anders wouldn't have lost Ser Pounce-a-lot... no mage rebelion and Corypheus would have been unable to start anything since there wouldn't have been a convenient plot event to get him to the "the sacrifice"...
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In Hawke's defense, Cory was pretty damn dead after the fight in Legacy. Hawke either threw a knife through his skull, put an arrow through his heart guts and eye, slashed him to ribbons, or blasted him with fire and lightning before impaling the magister with with a half a dozen ice spikes.
If any one's to blame, besides the ancient jackass you actually tore open the veil, it's Solas, who thought it was a great idea to hand a artifact of untold power to a lunatic that had already tried to tear his way into the Golden City once before.
Yeah, but then again we don't know why he did it. He said something along the lines of "It wasn't supposed to happen like this."
What I find interesting is that Varric really blames Anders for the mage rebellion, and not even all of us do, since it would have inevitably happened anyway (though, admittedly, Anders certainly sped up the process). "Mages and templars everywhere. Great job, Blondie." And then Hawke says something like, "I believe he said something about 'cleaning up Blondie's mess."
Bloody soulless ginger kids.. thats who i blame.
them and there the internets and there the Rap musics whith is swareing.
back in my day we had to wake 15 miles to get a Tony Bennet record.
now its all Eggbox 1s and Weewees and Pee pee 4s i duno.
back in my day we had a stick.