Inquisitor: So whatever happened to The Hero of Fereldan?
Leliana: Which one?
Inquisitor: The one who had slain the Arch Daemon during the Blight.
Leliana: Which Blight.
Inquisitor: The most recent one.
Josephine: Excuse me. Leliana! We need to talk! Now!
[some time later]
Inquisitor: Whatever happened to The Hero of Fereldan?
Morrigan: Which one? There have been many as I recall.
Inquisitor: [sigh] The one who had slain The Arch Daemon during the Fifth Blight.
Morrigan: Well....
Cullen: Morrigan! What were you thinking? Do you have any idea what kind of position you've put me in?
[some time later. Inquisitor gets Morrigan and Leliana in the same room]
Inquisitor: What happened to the Hero of Fereldan? The Grey Warden of the Fifth Blight?
Leliana: Well. How do I explain this.
Morrigan: It's complicated. You see...
Iron Bull: Excuse me Leliana. Do you have a minute? It's about the spies you sent into Qunari territory.
Chantry Cleric: Morrigan. We need to talk.
Inquisitor: Okay you two. I just want a simple answer to a simple question! You two will have to wait your turn, because I'm asking Leliana and Morrigan the whereabouts of The Grey Warden wo had slain the Arch Daemon during The Fifth Blight!
Morrigan: Someone is impatient. We'll tell you in good time.
[some time later]
Inquisitor: I've waited five weeks now. Leliana and Morrigian. You two better come clean. Where is The Grey Warden? You know which one I'm referring to.
Leliana: All right. I'll tell you. The Warden is trapped in a mirror.
Morrigan: Yeah. I've been trying to release The Warden. Trouble is, the Eluvian is broken.
Inquisitor: How do I repair this mirror?
Electronic Arts: By purchasing The Warden Returns DLC.
[Player purchases the DLC. After playing the DLC for 10 hours we finally reach the point where The Inquisitor meets The Grey Warden]
Inquisitor: Hello.
The Grey Warden: [Says nothing and stares]
Inquisitor: I came here to rescue you.
The Grey Warden: [Says nothing and stares]
Inquisitor: Umm. Well. I best get going now. You coming with me?
The Grey Warden: [Shakes head and points to the exit].
Inquisitor: [The Inquisitor leaves the mystical realm and returns to Thedas].
Player: Oh come on!
[The last scene of the DLC]
Morrigan: So how was your trip into the mirror? Was it a complete waste of time?
Inquisitor: I gained lots of experience and learnt a few new combat skills. Otherwise yes.
Morrigan: Every time you ask me a question.
Electronic Arts: I'll answer your question with DLC!