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[RealKobeBean]

It's OVER 9000!

 

Reported for anger management issues!

[rspanther]

Lol! I ran out of likes, but you have my approval. I'm gonna preorder the lolultimate N7 edition that comes with an Asari blow-up doll.

The version with the blow up Tali will outsell the asari one by far.

[Mgamerz]

You can change your own topic titles? I thought you couldn't anymore.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

I am writing this letter in simple English in order that everyone can read and understand my words. But before I continue, allow me to explain that if BioWare would, just once, demonstrate real and genuine concern for others, it might begin to realize that its reports are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. We must lend support to the thesis that BioWare feels no guilt for any of the harm it's caused. This is a terrible and awesome responsibility—a crushing responsibility. However, if we stick together we can can show the world that BioWare thinks it's good that its goals honeyfuggle us into believing that it is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes.

It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: It has been trying to conceal its plans to let insane loblollies serve as our overlords. Fortunately, the truth about its lickerish perceptions is spreading like a jungle fire. Soon, everyone will know that this is not a question of fogyism or particularism. Rather, it is a question about how if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to hinder the power of unbridled converts to charlatanism like BioWare.
 
I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. If you think that the rule of law should give way to the rule of brutality and bribery, then think again.
 
BioWare's primary goal is to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation. All of its other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes organizations like BioWare want to launch a salvo of bestial programs of Gleichschaltung against the somber, oppressed masses. The moral of the story: BioWare is allergic to any idea that isn't edgy.

[BIGGLESBY]

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Father of Pearl would understate the negative impact of exhibitionism. And now that he has, we must decidedly clean up the country and get it back on course again. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that Pearl is dumber than dirt. The impact of his raffish rantings is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that if Pearl can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring.

 

Even leaving aside the thorny matter of divining the varying proportion of Pearl's connivance, acquiescence, foreknowledge, exploitation, and incompetence in raising extortionate demands, we can state the following as an established fact: Pearl derives great joy from destroying that which is the envy of—and model for—the entire civilized world. What does any of that have to do with Lysenkoism? Everything. It turns out that like a verbal magician, Pearl knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. And, more important, if a cogent, logical argument entered his brain, no doubt a concussion would result. Every one of us has a role in saving this country from Pearl's sordid den of thieves. We all know that Pearl has put our country in trouble. We may disagree on what to do about it, but we all know that our country is in trouble. May I suggest, therefore, that we oppose evil wherever it rears its snotty head? Doing so may help even vain firebrands see that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that small minds are little troubled by this. But did you know that his mentality reminds me of the stereotypical bureaucrat who cannot function unless he can “find it in the manual”? He doesn't want you to know that because his disrespectful epigones like to shout, “Let's instill a general ennui. That'll be wonderful. Hooray, hooray!” But that won't be wonderful. Rather, it'll spit in the face of propriety.

 

Pearl, do you feel no shame for what you've done? We're going to have to hunker down for a protracted war against him and his coven. This will clearly be a conflict of a type that, given the external backing on which our opponents rely, is unlikely to end in a rout by either side. Even if the fighting ends at the negotiation table, today, we might have let Pearl ignore compromise and focus solely on his personal agenda. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will dismantle the system of jealous forces that Pearl deploys in the name of national defense.

 

Given that this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Pearl and of the destructive way in which he uses that power, it stands to reason that he has been attacking the very fabric of this nation. If there were any semblance of decency left in his imperium that ought to be an affront to it. Sadly, that's a big “if”; we all know that I have absolutely no idea why Pearl makes such a big fuss over Chekism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that Pearl wants to dominate or intimidate others. Who does he think he is? I mean, he has demonstrated a real inability to distinguish fact from fiction, particularly when it comes to an understanding of history. It's that simple.

 

Put simply, Pearl truly believes that aspheterism brings one closer to nirvana. It is just such crafty, fractious megalomania, tartarean egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Pearl to get everyone to march in lockstep with his clumsy blackshirts. He knows what he wants, and he knows how to get it. What Pearl wants is to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. Making that happen involves enslaving us, suppressing our freedom, regimenting our lives, confiscating our property, and dictating our values. While that tactic may prove successful, it is stupid. It also overlooks the fact that Pearl is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how crotchety Pearl is. You can't do it. Not only that, but if they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would unmistakably say that there's an important difference between me and Pearl. Namely, I personally am willing to die for my cause. Pearl, in contrast, is willing to kill for his—or, if not to kill, at least to further political and social goals wholly or in part through activities that involve force or violence and a violation of criminal law.

 

By brainwashing his slaves with Dadaism, Pearl makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. Although I've been called every name in the book for saying this, I, for one, suggest that we fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. This right and truthful proposition, practically established, will help us redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. Pearl has allowed himself to become a spokesman for the same point of view shared by sanguinolent galoots, foolhardy wackos, and crime-stained fogeys while masquerading as an outspoken radical bucking the system. There are three points I need to make here. First, his suggestions turn the stomachs of those who know even a little about the real world. Second, formal education is no guarantor of intelligence. And third, I can easily see him performing the following careless acts. First, Pearl will acquire power and use it to indoctrinate soulless freeloaders. Then, he will lead us into an age of shoddiness—shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind.

 

Who is behind the decline of our civilization? The culprit responsible is not the Illuminati, not the Insiders, not the Humanists, not even the Communists. No, the decline of our civilization is attributable primarily to Father of Pearl.

 

Before I leave this issue, let me share an interesting finding from a recent poll: Four out of five people surveyed avow that Pearl is absolutely determined to believe that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. He preys on the rebellious and disenfranchised, tricking them into joining his junta. Their first assignment usually involves exposing and punishing individuals who do not conform to Pearl's philosophies or beliefs. The lesson to draw from this is that whenever Pearl hears that the worst sorts of backwards gutter-dwellers there are are wrecking our country, derailing our civilization, and threatening the human race with extinction, Pearl puts on his usual kabuki of feigned outrage. In private, however, he secretly supports such activities. Even worse, Pearl has been trying to convince us that anyone who resists him deserves to be crushed. That argument fails to take into account the reality that Pearl wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe “as many as six impossible things before breakfast”. Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that Pearl has a “special” perspective on jingoism that carries with it a “special” right to goad savage, coldhearted pests into hurling epithets at his detractors. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that I once tried to explain to Pearl that his malisons will ransack people's homes. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Pearl got angry at me. What this says is that when Pearl says that he has the authority to issue licenses for practicing solecism, in his mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like he believes he has said something very profound.

 

It's not necessary to go into too long of a description about how Pearl plans to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international officialism one of these days. Suffice it to say that mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for him. If we feel helpless, Pearl is energized and ramps up his efforts to rob, steal, cheat, and murder. Should we worry that he wants to lead people towards iniquity and sin? In a word, yes. And that's not just because he, in his hubris, has decided that he has the right to attack the very fabric of this nation but also because if it were up to Pearl, we'd all be grazing contentedly in the pasture of Titoism right now. We'd be completely unaware of the fact that he's exceedingly bleeding-heart, oppugnant, headstrong, anal-retentive, pugnacious, unbalanced, sanctimonious, fastuous, lazy, and mordacious. Sorry for the synathroesmus, but Pearl has secretly been sucking up to nocent scamsters. This is, of course, a scandal and demands a thorough investigation, which I intend to conduct. I expect to find that I want nothing more—or less—than to treat the disease, not the symptoms. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.

 

Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”. Worse yet, Pearl wants to lock people up for reading the “wrong” kinds of books or listening to the “wrong” classes of music. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why I find his conscienceless, satanic expedients rather objectionable. My peers feel that he has long favored speech codes that label his magic-bullet explanations as “provocative” or “challenging” while simultaneously labeling his enemies' responses as “intolerant” or “hateful”. While this is doubtlessly true, I profess we must add that I plan to step back and consider the problem of his undertakings in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that when Pearl tells us that anyone who dares to begin the invigorating, rejuvenating process of putting to rest deranged and sadistic epigrams such as Pearl's can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result, he somehow fails to mention that his brethren compress his biases into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. He fails to mention that he has a different style but no more scruples than most rummy, prurient crybabies. And he fails to mention that if it were up to me, I would create a political atmosphere in which the zero-sum model of group competition gives way to coalitions among groups so that they can work together to solve the problems that are important to most people. At a minimum, I would like to see more people acknowledge that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Pearl may deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating within a short period of time, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Pearl is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's wrongheaded to challenge his victim-blaming ideology; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I find stereotyping annoying. In almost all cases, it's a poor substitute for more careful analysis and characterization. On the other hand, it is marvelously effective at explaining how Pearl says that tactless, meretricious prats and pudibund cockalorums should rule this country. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely sex-crazed and hateful lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Pearl's trained seals. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I'd love to hear about them.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

Wow, chill out bro

[Pint]

Say again.

[andy_3_913]

tl;bh

[Ashevajak]

That's not how we do things around here.

 

So PC players, on a scale of 1-10, how mad are you?

 

There is no scale that can possibly express how mad I am.

 

So mad.  So very, very mad.  If someone came up to me right now and said "u mad bro" I could only respond with a sad (but angry) "yes, yes I am." 

 

Wait, what is this thread about again?

[BIGGLESBY]

There is no scale that can possibly express how mad I am.

 

So mad.  So very, very mad.  If someone came up to me right now and said "u mad bro" I could only respond with a sad (but angry) "yes, yes I am." 

 

Wait, what is this thread about again?

 

ABOUT YOU BEING MAD.

 

I WAS ON FIRE SHEPARD, KEEP UP.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

ABOUT YOU BEING MAD.
 
I WAS ON FIRE SHEPARD, KEEP UP.

There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little ****** post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic anime comment screenshot isn't it? I imagine you, little ****, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat ****** **** up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Weebfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weeb!". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

[crashsuit]

There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little ****** post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic anime comment screenshot isn't it? I imagine you, little ****, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat ****** **** up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Weebfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weeb!". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

 

 

[frank_is_crank]

 

[Words]

 

 

 

[Even more words]

 

 

 

[Words, again]

 

Are you guys saving such walls of text in special .txt-files to paste them in if the time is right?

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Et esse nominati nec, mel ei nemore impedit signiferumque. Cu sea tollit melius, mei cu nusquam adipiscing, et ius justo novum adversarium. Ne quo tota lorem habemus. Solum feugiat id sit.

 

An tibique singulis ius, vim at reque vocibus insolens. Mel decore legimus et. Nec an modo delicatissimi, est ex aliquid voluptaria, mea ea natum oratio comprehensam. Ut nam labores facilis signiferumque. Et assum perpetua per, audiam interesset consequuntur est ex, ****** id erant impedit. Iusto principes deseruisse ****** ei. At liber populo est, falli mandamus inimicus ne ius.

 

Duo ne utinam homero, alterum offendit platonem quo cu. Melius oportere definiebas no ******, ad sea aperiri tamquam laboramus, esse audiam partiendo et per. Ne rebum lucilius pericula quo. Aeque assueverit necessitatibus cu mea. Usu nominati invenire disputando et, at eos aeque labore saperet.

 

Soleat primis tamquam te pro, id probo sadipscing referrentur nec. Mel adhuc audire feugait ea, mucius mollis adipisci mea no. Sit unum dolore interpretaris id, est semper fuisset facilisis ex. Usu ei delenit dolorum, ne nam elaboraret signiferumque, no qui alia periculis. In populo mollis timeam pri, qui id duis soluta, qui magna lobortis ei.

 

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Vix at porro nonumes maiestatis. Eu commune partiendo adversarium nam. Quo ea appareat deserunt. Modus tempor nam ei, eos ad adhuc sensibus. Quo ex timeam apeirian. Id harum pertinax definiebas pri, clita interpretaris cu vis. Fugit sonet referrentur ius no, an vim aeterno adversarium, reque munere an ius.

 

Ne eos vocent aperiam, mel enim facilis id, assum tollit dolore nam ne. Duo et omnes insolens. Et adhuc simul aliquip mel, at corpora atomorum repudiare duo. Eu illud dicam molestiae mel, alterum saperet mei et. Dico iusto efficiendi ne vel, elitr cotidieque mel ad. Ne elitr decore epicuri vix. At sit stet novum volumus, ex falli sanctus vim, has dicit labore adipiscing et.

 

Ex facete utroque lobortis sit, an sanctus consequat ius. Aeterno omittam per ex. Mea no veritus necessitatibus, his tempor saperet ei, id eos cibo scripta. Nobis aliquando persequeris cu eos, pro an sint harum verear. Pri at nostrum tractatos.

 

Eu ancillae mentitum eum. Minim persecuti te ius, semper maluisset pro ei, pri summo oporteat singulis id. Liber solet putant his ne, quando animal qui cu. Te cibo ornatus sit, an has quem vidit evertitur. Mel ut utroque cotidieque, vix ea clita doctus, soleat volumus mediocritatem et vel. Ex pro bonorum senserit, ne quem alii sonet pri.

 

No alia hendrerit vim. Ea bonorum sapientem qui, quo ad stet denique, ludus ancillae mei ex. No quod temporibus vel, munere maiorum pri et. Sit enim viderer scaevola cu, libris prompta no his. Est et imperdiet adipiscing, ne tollit salutatus expetendis vix.

[DaemionMoadrin]

At some point this thread went wildly offtopic... and in a very weird direction. I guess I need drugs to understand what's going on here...

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

At some point this thread went wildly offtopic... and in a very weird direction. I guess I need drugs to understand what's going on here...

 

Reported for coming to BSN insufficiently doped out.

[BIGGLESBY]

There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little ****** post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic anime comment screenshot isn't it? I imagine you, little ****, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat ****** **** up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Weebfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weeb!". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

 

LOL! Holy **** dude. Simmer the hell down. It's MASS EFFECT! Think about that before you open your mouth and make yourself look like the saddest piece of **** I've seen all day. I know NOTHING about you except that you're worthless and have no life IE. time to check these things out and care. Hope you're proud of yourself. I really do. I sincerely hope for a SPLIT second you feel better about yourself because you downloaded and rummaged through all the sequels of Mass Effect in ****** JAPANESE just to point out he said it was a thousand points less. Like that was going to blow the ****** CONTINUITY out of the water and blow our ****** minds somehow. Being that Mass Effect is known for it's sharp and detective like continuity. Broly. Even the ****** CREATOR said **** this and LEFT....but you...no YOU sat down and figured this out and now you look SO brilliant in front of us. Man....is my face red. I'm so ashamed of myself for not being a big ****** loser who has to spend my time nitpicking a ****** VIDEO GAME (even in Japan it's for CHILDREN you weeaboo piece of ****) like you. Nice work.

[BIGGLESBY]

Are you guys saving such walls of text in special .txt-files to paste them in if the time is right?

 

I spent 45 minutes typing that up, Pearl is really triggering me right now.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I spent 45 minutes typing that up, Pearl is really triggering me right now.

 

Pah, that's nothing - I spent three hours translating mine from the original in Old Assyrian into early Classical Latin. As the TSEnt would say: "Amateur!"

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

Are you guys saving such walls of text in special .txt-files to paste them in if the time is right?

This is a distinct possibility. Also, it is likely that a moderator will see our posts out of context and permaban us both.

What a shame that would be.

[BIGGLESBY]

This is a distinct possibility. Also, it is likely that a moderator will see our posts out of context and permaban us both.

What a shame that would be.

 

The context of how mad we are that Mass Effect 4 (Official Title) won't be ported onto the PC.

[J. Peterman]

I am writing this letter in simple English in order that everyone can read and understand my words. But before I continue, allow me to explain that if BioWare would, just once, demonstrate real and genuine concern for others, it might begin to realize that its reports are an icon for the deterioration of the city, for its slow slide into crime, malaise, and filth. We must lend support to the thesis that BioWare feels no guilt for any of the harm it's caused. This is a terrible and awesome responsibility—a crushing responsibility. However, if we stick together we can can show the world that BioWare thinks it's good that its goals honeyfuggle us into believing that it is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes.

It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: It has been trying to conceal its plans to let insane loblollies serve as our overlords. Fortunately, the truth about its lickerish perceptions is spreading like a jungle fire. Soon, everyone will know that this is not a question of fogyism or particularism. Rather, it is a question about how if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to hinder the power of unbridled converts to charlatanism like BioWare.
 
I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. If you think that the rule of law should give way to the rule of brutality and bribery, then think again.
 
BioWare's primary goal is to exercise control through indirect coercion or through psychological pressure or manipulation. All of its other objectives are secondary to this one supreme purpose. That's why you must always remember that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes organizations like BioWare want to launch a salvo of bestial programs of Gleichschaltung against the somber, oppressed masses. The moral of the story: BioWare is allergic to any idea that isn't edgy.

Well, I knew it was coming. In fact, I predicted it quite a long time ago when I said that Father of Pearl would understate the negative impact of exhibitionism. And now that he has, we must decidedly clean up the country and get it back on course again. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that Pearl is dumber than dirt. The impact of his raffish rantings is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that if Pearl can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to build a true community of spirit and purpose based on mutual respect and caring.

 

Even leaving aside the thorny matter of divining the varying proportion of Pearl's connivance, acquiescence, foreknowledge, exploitation, and incompetence in raising extortionate demands, we can state the following as an established fact: Pearl derives great joy from destroying that which is the envy of—and model for—the entire civilized world. What does any of that have to do with Lysenkoism? Everything. It turns out that like a verbal magician, Pearl knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. And, more important, if a cogent, logical argument entered his brain, no doubt a concussion would result. Every one of us has a role in saving this country from Pearl's sordid den of thieves. We all know that Pearl has put our country in trouble. We may disagree on what to do about it, but we all know that our country is in trouble. May I suggest, therefore, that we oppose evil wherever it rears its snotty head? Doing so may help even vain firebrands see that it has long been obvious to attentive observers that small minds are little troubled by this. But did you know that his mentality reminds me of the stereotypical bureaucrat who cannot function unless he can “find it in the manual”? He doesn't want you to know that because his disrespectful epigones like to shout, “Let's instill a general ennui. That'll be wonderful. Hooray, hooray!” But that won't be wonderful. Rather, it'll spit in the face of propriety.

 

Pearl, do you feel no shame for what you've done? We're going to have to hunker down for a protracted war against him and his coven. This will clearly be a conflict of a type that, given the external backing on which our opponents rely, is unlikely to end in a rout by either side. Even if the fighting ends at the negotiation table, today, we might have let Pearl ignore compromise and focus solely on his personal agenda. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will dismantle the system of jealous forces that Pearl deploys in the name of national defense.

 

Given that this is an exceptionally convincing illustration of the power wielded by Pearl and of the destructive way in which he uses that power, it stands to reason that he has been attacking the very fabric of this nation. If there were any semblance of decency left in his imperium that ought to be an affront to it. Sadly, that's a big “if”; we all know that I have absolutely no idea why Pearl makes such a big fuss over Chekism. There are far more pressing issues that present themselves and that should be discussed, debated, and solved—issues such as war, famine, poverty, and homelessness. There is also the lesser issue that Pearl wants to dominate or intimidate others. Who does he think he is? I mean, he has demonstrated a real inability to distinguish fact from fiction, particularly when it comes to an understanding of history. It's that simple.

 

Put simply, Pearl truly believes that aspheterism brings one closer to nirvana. It is just such crafty, fractious megalomania, tartarean egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs Pearl to get everyone to march in lockstep with his clumsy blackshirts. He knows what he wants, and he knows how to get it. What Pearl wants is to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. Making that happen involves enslaving us, suppressing our freedom, regimenting our lives, confiscating our property, and dictating our values. While that tactic may prove successful, it is stupid. It also overlooks the fact that Pearl is known for walking into crowded rooms and telling everyone there that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. Try, if you can, to concoct a statement better calculated to show how crotchety Pearl is. You can't do it. Not only that, but if they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would unmistakably say that there's an important difference between me and Pearl. Namely, I personally am willing to die for my cause. Pearl, in contrast, is willing to kill for his—or, if not to kill, at least to further political and social goals wholly or in part through activities that involve force or violence and a violation of criminal law.

 

By brainwashing his slaves with Dadaism, Pearl makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave. Although I've been called every name in the book for saying this, I, for one, suggest that we fight on the battleground of ideas for our inalienable individual rights. This right and truthful proposition, practically established, will help us redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning. Pearl has allowed himself to become a spokesman for the same point of view shared by sanguinolent galoots, foolhardy wackos, and crime-stained fogeys while masquerading as an outspoken radical bucking the system. There are three points I need to make here. First, his suggestions turn the stomachs of those who know even a little about the real world. Second, formal education is no guarantor of intelligence. And third, I can easily see him performing the following careless acts. First, Pearl will acquire power and use it to indoctrinate soulless freeloaders. Then, he will lead us into an age of shoddiness—shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind.

 

Who is behind the decline of our civilization? The culprit responsible is not the Illuminati, not the Insiders, not the Humanists, not even the Communists. No, the decline of our civilization is attributable primarily to Father of Pearl.

 

Before I leave this issue, let me share an interesting finding from a recent poll: Four out of five people surveyed avow that Pearl is absolutely determined to believe that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way. He preys on the rebellious and disenfranchised, tricking them into joining his junta. Their first assignment usually involves exposing and punishing individuals who do not conform to Pearl's philosophies or beliefs. The lesson to draw from this is that whenever Pearl hears that the worst sorts of backwards gutter-dwellers there are are wrecking our country, derailing our civilization, and threatening the human race with extinction, Pearl puts on his usual kabuki of feigned outrage. In private, however, he secretly supports such activities. Even worse, Pearl has been trying to convince us that anyone who resists him deserves to be crushed. That argument fails to take into account the reality that Pearl wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe “as many as six impossible things before breakfast”. Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that Pearl has a “special” perspective on jingoism that carries with it a “special” right to goad savage, coldhearted pests into hurling epithets at his detractors. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that I once tried to explain to Pearl that his malisons will ransack people's homes. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Pearl got angry at me. What this says is that when Pearl says that he has the authority to issue licenses for practicing solecism, in his mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like he believes he has said something very profound.

 

It's not necessary to go into too long of a description about how Pearl plans to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international officialism one of these days. Suffice it to say that mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for him. If we feel helpless, Pearl is energized and ramps up his efforts to rob, steal, cheat, and murder. Should we worry that he wants to lead people towards iniquity and sin? In a word, yes. And that's not just because he, in his hubris, has decided that he has the right to attack the very fabric of this nation but also because if it were up to Pearl, we'd all be grazing contentedly in the pasture of Titoism right now. We'd be completely unaware of the fact that he's exceedingly bleeding-heart, oppugnant, headstrong, anal-retentive, pugnacious, unbalanced, sanctimonious, fastuous, lazy, and mordacious. Sorry for the synathroesmus, but Pearl has secretly been sucking up to nocent scamsters. This is, of course, a scandal and demands a thorough investigation, which I intend to conduct. I expect to find that I want nothing more—or less—than to treat the disease, not the symptoms. To that task I have consecrated my life and I invite you to do likewise.

 

Whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”. Worse yet, Pearl wants to lock people up for reading the “wrong” kinds of books or listening to the “wrong” classes of music. I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why I find his conscienceless, satanic expedients rather objectionable. My peers feel that he has long favored speech codes that label his magic-bullet explanations as “provocative” or “challenging” while simultaneously labeling his enemies' responses as “intolerant” or “hateful”. While this is doubtlessly true, I profess we must add that I plan to step back and consider the problem of his undertakings in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that when Pearl tells us that anyone who dares to begin the invigorating, rejuvenating process of putting to rest deranged and sadistic epigrams such as Pearl's can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result, he somehow fails to mention that his brethren compress his biases into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. He fails to mention that he has a different style but no more scruples than most rummy, prurient crybabies. And he fails to mention that if it were up to me, I would create a political atmosphere in which the zero-sum model of group competition gives way to coalitions among groups so that they can work together to solve the problems that are important to most people. At a minimum, I would like to see more people acknowledge that if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which Pearl may deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating within a short period of time, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Pearl is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's wrongheaded to challenge his victim-blaming ideology; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that I find stereotyping annoying. In almost all cases, it's a poor substitute for more careful analysis and characterization. On the other hand, it is marvelously effective at explaining how Pearl says that tactless, meretricious prats and pudibund cockalorums should rule this country. That's his unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely sex-crazed and hateful lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by Pearl's trained seals. I could be wrong about any or all of this, but at the moment, the above fits what I know of history, people, and current conditions. If anyone sees anything wrong or has some new facts or theories on this, I'd love to hear about them.

There he is. There he goes again Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little ****** post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha, maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic anime comment screenshot isn't it? I imagine you, little ****, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that's right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You're a fat ****** **** up and she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Weebfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even talk try to you because all you say is "Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weebfag! Die, you ****** Weeb!". You became a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

 

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tl;dr

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

tl;dq (too long, didn't quote)

 

Fixed.

[Loufi]

You can change your own topic titles? I thought you couldn't anymore.

I also thought we couldn't in the new forum...