Lol. Was the guy / girl french ? Because Nabila is in France a TV-reality "star". She has the IQ of a turkey but big (siliconed) boobs. However, don't hope too much, right now she is in jail after she hitted her boyfriend with a knife (true story).
As for me, I never received such a spicy message. But I had once a guy who told me before the beginning of the match : "Don't worry. When the game starts, follow me and you will be fine." Huh ? Thanks ! 
I used to get a lot of messages from people who were completely unknown to me, but who seemed pretty convinced that we knew each other really well. That was kinda weird.
Once got a voice message from Barrack Obama about how his John Kocka build TGI would carry my scrubby ass to glory.
It probably would!
I once got this, wasn't in game though obviously. I made a mean remark about turians or something.
It probably would!
Has Moby sent you the same message? 
I once got this, wasn't in game though obviously. I made a mean remark about turians or something.
Should have retorted about how much of an amateur one must be to be special ops and only have 700 ways of killing someone with your hands. Migrant Fleet Marines basic training requires recruits to be able to disassemble geth and organics alike with a number of methods in the quadruple digits, even if you are just a mechanic. In fairness, our superior extremity strength grants us more options.
I don't have many weird ones. Mostly just people complaining about kill stealing or swear ridden messages from people who don't understand kiting on objective waves.
However, If I had a more feminine nick I'd imagine they'd be quick and plentiful.
Why would non human races have N7? Is the alliance's military open to other races? (Why would they have other races in their military?)
I once got this, wasn't in game though obviously. I made a mean remark about turians or something.
I thought I knew what the "****"s stood for as I was reading the message, but then there's that "Think again, fucker" part. Now the mystery is killing me. What the ***** do the "*****"s stand for? Are they tiny anuses??
You know the saying, "You really put the 'U' in 'anus'"? Yeah, me neither, because I just made that up, special just for you, BSN. But did you ever realize that if you remove the "U" and pronounce the letters, then the word "anus" basically sounds the same? A-N-S. So basically, U can stay away from my A-N-S, and that would be just fine, because even without U, my Level 6 Female Human Soldier, clad in purple colors completes Gold match... twice, advances to Level 14.
let the Best of Best Rage coming... cuz I love yall!
cAss-End-Ragh! (Krogan war cry) UrA-N-S out.
I don't think the mods are kidding anymore...
I don't think the mods are kidding anymore...
so you kept hiding it right???
so you kept hiding it right???
ME3 should be a creepypasta.
I hid it in his mom.so you kept hiding it right???
I hid it in his mom.
Was more random than weird, but someone kept asking me if I liked geth, and if I would fight along side them. Because of my name I presume.
"You were disconnected from Mass Effect...blablabla".
D*mn, even after I've seen this message hundreds of times, I'm still yet to get used to it, always a big surprise when you're tearing through the Reapers, No. 1 weird message for me.
Mine aren't weird, just really random XD
From my PS3 days...
"Do you like Pokemon?"
During one of my first few games on PC, a pug said on mic
"I love you Pandaaaa"
.... wut
I love you too, Pandaaaa!
I got one awhile back where someone in the lobby heard my voice, and sent me something like "Hey, baby, what are you wearing? What part of America you from?" and other such nonsense Anyone who's heard my voice knows I'm not the manliest, after all. So a good number of people think I'm a girl between the voice and name, since Ranylyn is not "GenericMachoMan98" or something. Also, double lol, since I'm Canadian.
I proceeded to publicly shame him in the lobby by reciting his message and telling him I'm a guy. He was PISSED.
Lol. Was the guy / girl french ? Because Nabila is in France a TV-reality "star". She has the IQ of a turkey but big (siliconed) boobs. However, don't hope too much, right now she is in jail after she hitted her boyfriend with a knife (true story).
Wait, you mean she stabbed him right? Or was she so thick that she didn't know which was the pointy end!
Anyway my weirdest has to be this guy who said "heyy baby, are you in heat bunny" coz my online Id is Evil bunny!
I dunno why people always associate bunnies with grills! I was thinking along the likes of Donnie Darko or Bugs bunny but I guess most people associate it with playboy!!
But that's not to say I didn't enjoy leading the guy around !
Ranylyn I feel ya bruh!
I don't think the mods are kidding anymore...
It's a surprise FemShep is not banned or warned yet. Did the mods create a ceasefire with the master race?
Should have retorted about how much of an amateur one must be to be special ops and only have 700 ways of killing someone with your hands. Migrant Fleet Marines basic training requires recruits to be able to disassemble geth and organics alike with a number of methods in the quadruple digits, even if you are just a mechanic. In fairness, our superior extremity strength grants us more options.
I don't have many weird ones. Mostly just people complaining about kill stealing or swear ridden messages from people who don't understand kiting on objective waves.
However, If I had a more feminine nick I'd imagine they'd be quick and plentiful.
If you actually had the voice of Admiral Daro'Xen vas Moreh and used the mic, I have no doubt you'd get some incredibly explicit messages.
Or, you know, people going "Hey, Morrigan from Dargon Age is in Mass Effect, wtf, blatant hax".
Strange messages were the norm for me back in the old 1 vs 100 days, but besides advice not relating to the kits I am playing very little weird since
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