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[Sylentmana]

I've heard Sera say something about punching a bear once.  I also heard Vivienne more or less threaten to murder Sera.  I'm affected by the banter bug so I don't get a whole lot of it.

[rda]

Dorian got Vivienne so bad in a banter I heard last night.

They're talking about Morrigan (heavily paraphrased):

Dorian: so, what do you think about Morrigan?
Vivienne: She's nothing but a filthy apostate!
Dorian: Really? I thought you'd have slightly more sympathy for a commoner who is trying to acquire power and work her way up in life.
Vivienne: :Sputters:

I can't do it justice..a lot of it was in Dorian's delivery, but to hear him imply Viv was a social climber was awesome.

[KneeTheCap]

Not actually party banter, but hilarious nevertheless. Also, not a story spoiler.

 

"Leliana gave me the note that the hero of Ferelden included for me. She may even have left it sealed. A pity. She would have learned things that could make even an Orlesian blush."

 

Gotta love Morrigan

 

(Also, I would not consider this a spoiler, as it was revealed that she'd be in Inquisition like a year or so ago. But if you disagree, I shall humbly apologize and remove this)

[sch1986]

I love Iron Bull with pretty much anyone. My favorite has been him asking Solas about the fade:

IB: So, when you are in the fade do spread wings and fly around and bang hot fade chicks?

Solas: No. That sort of behavior would attract demons.

IB: (groans) Demons. Always shitting up the place.

I think it was in the hissing wastes. Also Dorian cracks me up. I keep trying to throw other party members in there for variety because I know they won't be the only funny banters, but somehow always come back to IB and Dorian with The third spot swapping between the remaining companions.

[xSTONEYx187x]

After 50 hours or so, I've finally "fixed" the banter bug. Deleted the game & patch, re-installed and only use the War Room to fast travel. Oh boy I;ve been missing out big time. Viv & Iron Bull are comedy gold together. 

[KneeTheCap]

After 50 hours or so, I've finally "fixed" the banter bug. Deleted the game & patch, re-installed and only use the War Room to fast travel. Oh boy I;ve been missing out big time. Viv & Iron Bull are comedy gold together. 

 

With you fixing the bug, how ofter does the banter fire while adventuring?

[xSTONEYx187x]

With you fixing the bug, how ofter does the banter fire while adventuring?

 

I don't stay in one place for long, maybe 25 minutes tops (on average), and I've had at least two conversations in each area I've visited, some of them included all the party members. Emerald Graves, Hissing Wastes, Empur De Lion & Crestwood are the four areas I've been spending most of my time in since the "fix", which I did last night. 

[Ravenfeeder]

Not exactly banter, but "it's a poultice"  had me laughing out loud. Something I do very rarely now due to messed up brain chemistry. Bravo writers!

[Gill Kaiser]

Not exactly banter, but "it's a poultice"  had me laughing out loud. Something I do very rarely now due to messed up brain chemistry. Bravo writers!

When I saw that I found it amusing as just a surface level joke, but then later on while I was in the shower I was thinking about it and drew the connection to DA:O, and it became all the more hilarious. Fridge Humor!

[Season]

Varric and Cassandra had an exchange that gave my wife and I a good chuckle:

• Varric: I spy...
• Cassandra: No.
• Varric: But...
• Cassandra: No.
• Varric: You should be good at finding things.
• Varric: Of course, you couldn't find Hawke...
• Wife & I: Ohhhh...snap!

[justanotherusername]

I love Varric and Iron Bull's banter, my favourite (paraphrasing):

Varric: I met another Ben-Hassrath before, Talis, do you know her?

Iron Bull: Why do everyone assume just because you are of the same people that you know each other. 'Hey, I met this dwarf with a long beard on the road the other day, do you know him?'

V: I am a member of the merchant's guild. I probably not only know him, I am willing to bet he owes me money.

IB: Oh...no, I don't know her...

 

Other good ones is when they reference the Arishoks, past (from Kirkwall) and present (from the comics/DA:O). 

 

Iron Bull also has a great banter with Cassandra when they compliment each other from the last fight, ending with IB asking if someone else also got really turned on from it...

 

Solas trying to be all super elf-like with Sera also cracks me up.

[RedWulfi]

Can't remember most but there was a quick one today, not really banter but I found it amusing.

 

Quizzy: Stop it before it gets worse!
Cole: It's not worse?

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

I wanted her to see the chesthair for herself

[TXAstarte]

Blackwall and Cole:

 

B: So, after killing the Templar, you're real now?

 

C: More real. Realler.

B: So you'll be staying out of people's heads then?

 

 

B: You might try eating something.

 

C: Blech.

 

B: Ah, you're in that stage.  Still spitting everything up.  At least you've mastered walking.  Pretty soon you'll be eating, then drinking. Then real drinking. Then girls.

 

C: You know a lot about girls.

 

B: You're supposed to be staying out of my head.

 

 

 

[MrGDL87]

Vivienne and anyone

 

In particular I like Vivienne/Iron Bull for the humour and Vivienne/Sera because Catfight!!!   

[DanAxe]

Found it lol. The best one so far and its my second playthrough.

 

Between Varric and Solas.

 

Honestly, this is brilliant. Its not just the comment that makes it the best, its the situation.

 

So I decided to try going on hard difficulty this time. Still level 5 going around Hinterlands. I got to the pass where Druffy is, and theres a pack of wolves just before. Stupidly I used Chain Lightning on the wolves and it jumped to Druffy that came running at me and 1shot my inquisitor. Took control of Cass to try to revive the Inquisitor and Bang, Druffy 1shots Cass. For whatever reason, a Giant Spider, level 8 spawns on the other side of the pass (the side i was going to run away thru). Its just Varric and Solas left, so i took control of Varric and start running away and clicking "Disengage" button like mad, and Varric just goes: IM RUNNING SOLAS - while the poor elf stays in the middle of Druffy the Giant Spider and the rest of the wolves and obviously dies 1 second after Varric's comment.

I laughed so hard at it. Was not expecting to have a comment on a situation like that. Makes me love this game even more to see this little things that completely take you by surprise.

[Blessed Silence]

All are good, but I refuse to take Vivienne with me for how she treats Cole.

[Han Shot First]

Vivienne & Morrigan, if you want to count Morrigan as a party member for the mission to

Spoiler

Mythal's Temple.

 

Lots of snark. And Morrigan, the previously undisputed queen of snark, gets a verbal beat down.

[Jazzpha]

IB and Cole have these mini-arcs that're really neat and nice subtle character moments.

 

Before I went into the Hissing Wastes for the first time, I had no idea IB knew someone named Candy, and by the time I left I really wanted to meet her, as an example. I don't want to spoil it, but those of you who've done that banter chain know what's up.

 

Runner ups are Dorian/Cole and Dorian/Bull.

[Lady Luminous]

All are good, but I refuse to take Vivienne with me for how she treats Cole.

 

Or Sera. The poor guy, always having her tell him to shut up! It's just plain not nice when he's such a sweetheart.

[Han Shot First]

Everything between Solas & the Iron Bull on the Qun is gold:

 

 

 

Solas: If your Qun is so wonderful, so fair and perfect, how does it create so many Tal-Vashoth?

 

Iron Bull: Most Tal-Vashoth are nothing more then savages. Killing's all they know. The Ben-Hassrath are trying to lose fewer people to that sickness.

 

Solas: It isn't a sickness. You are losing them because they see a chance for freedom! And most of them are "savage", as you say, because your culture taught them nothing else. They know nothing but the Qun. So even as they fight against it, they are guided by it's principles.

 

Iron Bull: Watch it, elf. You haven't seen the Tal-Vashoth like I have. Try watching a Tal-Vashoth kill a Tamassran and her kids. Then we'll talk.

 

 

 

 

Iron Bull: Tell me something, Solas. Do you think the servants here are happier then the people living under the Qun in Par Vollen?

 

Solas: It doesn't matter if they are happy, it matters that they may choose!

 

Iron Bull: Choose? Choose what? Whether to do their work or get tossed onto the street to starve?

 

Solas: Yes! If a Ferelden servant decides that his life goal is to... become a poet, he can follow that dream! It may be difficult, and he might fail. But the whole of society is not aligned to oppose him.

 

Iron Bull: Sure, and good for him. How many servants actually go do that, though?

 

Solas: Almost none! What does that matter? Your Qun would crush the brilliant few for the mediocre many!

 

Iron Bull: And then people feel like crap for failing. When the truth is, the deck was stacked against them anyway.

 

 

 

 

Iron Bull: Alright, Solas, been thinking. You wanna know how this place would be if the Qunari took charge? Orlais, Ferelden, all of it would be healthier under the Qun. But the war to make that happen? That'd be ugly. A lot of good people would die. So I'm not hoping it happens. There! You happy?

 

Solas: Happy? No. Quite the opposite.

 

Iron Bull: Oh, come on. I said I didn't want us to invade you!

 

Solas: No. You said this world would be brighter if all thinking individuals were stripped of individuality. You only lack the will to get more blood on your hands.

[madzilla84]

While my game's fairly banter-light, I've had some great ones with Sera and Blackwall. Especially in Emprise du Lion near the huge statues (titsicles!) and when she asks if all Grey Wardens have beards. I won't spoil it because it's just too funny.

[In Exile]

There's a hilarious banter between the IB and Cass if you romance her. I laughed for a good 30 seconds trying to sort out if Cass had the sense of humour to kid about her answer.

[NoForgiveness]

Blackwall: you need to learn to watch your back.
Sera: ya.. well your arse. No wait, your mum's arse.
B: I'm glad we understand each other.