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[SterlingPhoenix]

[ EDIT:  This is not a Naughty Escort Drone thread! This is a Naughty Escort Drone thread. Click at your own risk. You have been warned! ]

 

Yesterday I decided I need some quality Punching Bad Guys time, so I put on my Kroguard and started a random gold solo. I got Geth on Reactor Hazard. Advantage Kroguard!
 
Things were going swimmingly well, for I was a KROGUARD! Who would dare stand in my way? The entire Geth Collective, that's who. But like sands in an hourglass, they are squishy before me and were quickly being dispatched!
 
Then Wave 6 came by and those fateful words "We lost a drone in the area." echoed throughout the land. "No problem," thought I, "for I am KROGUARD!" and proceeded to beat up any Geth that wanted a closer look at my holographic charge.
 
Then the drone decided to short-circuit right before it made it to the target. You know, that small staircase by the landing zone. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPdeterring enemiesBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.
 
I knew then I was doomed. The timer had stopped but the Geth hadn't and I had to mute the TV because BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEEP. I will admit, thoughts of Suicide by Reactor came to mind (I wasn't going to let the Geth get me!)
 
But then I remembered that I am SterlingPhoenix and my enemies TREMBLE at my name! Mothers hide their babies, babies hide their candy and Candy calls me up to see what I'm doing on Friday night but I don't get the hint and tell her I'm doing laundry or something! Also Kroguard vs Geth so I wanted to see how long I can last in this, the Krogan version of Valhalla!
 
Anyway the drone figured itself out after 25 minutes or so, but I had a fun time punching bad guys and got the highest score I've ever had in a solo match, to wit:
 


And then I decided that I should tell all of you about it. FOR TUCHANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


And before anyone brings it up, yeah there's no 10 waves survived. I did eventually get my Death by Reactor due to Button Press Failure.

[PHOEN1XK1NG]

Reactor death?!!!


Krogan Tanning Booth...

[smeckie]

Thinly veiled edong thread.

[PHOEN1XK1NG]

[JRandall0308]

Thinly veiled totally out in the open edong thread.

 

I must say that 511K points is damned impressive. It makes me wish there were an actual "endless waves of enemies" mode in ME3MP. Think of the edong contests we could have then!

[SterlingPhoenix]

Thinly veiled edong thread.

 

Honestly this was all a thinly veiled reason to tell a story about a glitch in what I thought was a semi-entertaining way. I don't think gold solo vs Geth with a Kroguard is really a braggable situation, normally.

[SterlingPhoenix]

 

Hehe, I remember that thread. Still have my drones dancing at Afterlife photoshop somewhere...

[Quarian Master Race]

Honestly this was all a thinly veiled reason to tell a story about a glitch in what I thought was a semi-entertaining way. I don't think gold solo vs Geth with a Kroguard is really a braggable situation, normally.

It isn't worthy of bragging, no. However, your kroguard is a proper one that kills his enemies with generous application of the backhand, rather than one of those pitiful wannabe quarian reegar pyjaks. We should never have started sharing tech with other races.

Too bad I wasn't there to euthanize you via reactor.

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

From the thread title,I was expecting robot hookers.Disappointed.

On topic,the same thing happened to me a while back on a wave 10 escort.After quite a while I dropped out so the wave would restart.I had a friend in the game so I was able to rejoin the match.But yeah,thats a weird glitch that I've only witnessed once.

[Nitrocuban]

OP speaks like a real Krogan. Bring him all fertile females for mating!

[SterlingPhoenix]

OP speaks like a real Krogan. Bring him all fertile females for mating!

 

Did you guys not read my original post? I have laundry to do!

[Quarian Master Race]

Did you guys not read my original post? I have laundry to do!

In fairness, If you are propositioned by someone named "candy", laundry is likely preferable....

you probably wouldn't need to be a quarian to die from this person's diseases.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

In fairness, If you are propositioned by someone named "candy", laundry is likely preferable....
 

 

You can have both:

 

[SterlingPhoenix]

In fairness, If you are propositioned by someone named "candy", laundry is likely preferable....

you probably wouldn't need to be a quarian to die from this person's diseases.

 

What if it's Khandi?

[SterlingPhoenix]

You can have both:

 

 

Hey! Stop winning my threads!

[Jugger nuggss]

Neat.

[Loufi]

Cool story (without sarcasm). You're patient, I would have left 30s after seeing that the drone wasn't moving.

[ClydeInTheShell]

I opened this thread looking for a date for tonight. 

 

Clearly I'm disappoint. 

[SterlingPhoenix]

 

I opened this thread looking for a date for tonight. 

 

Clearly I'm disappoint. 

 

I think I need to edit my original post with a link to the Naughty Escort Drone thread... click at your own risk.

[J. Peterman]

Flaccid eDong thread.

[Deerber]

Flaccid eDong thread.

That made me lol

[DaemionMoadrin]

It's too bad I can't like entire threads...

[Clips7]

He gets points alone for dealing with Geth in general......i had the glitch happen to me as well fortunately i was with a decent group that held it's own until that drone re-appeared. And yes that Drone takes quite awhile to come back if it ever comes back at all.

[EnemySpinach]

[ EDIT:  This is not a Naughty Escort Drone thread! This is a Naughty Escort Drone thread. Click at your own risk. You have been warned! ]

This SHOULD be a Naughty Escort Drone thread, but meh.

500k? I knew it was POSSIBLE, but damn if it's not rare. I've broken 300k IN A PARTY but seeing 500k in GOLD is impressive, awesome!

[SterlingPhoenix]

This SHOULD be a Naughty Escort Drone thread, but meh.

500k? I knew it was POSSIBLE, but damn if it's not rare. I've broken 300k IN A PARTY but seeing 500k in GOLD is impressive, awesome!

 

Well, I had a 25-minute Endless Geth wave in there. I stopped counting after the tenth Prime (;

 

And it looks like you found the naughty escort drone thread