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[Silcron]

When you do the mission fro Josephine if you go her way there is an orlesian woman that you need to convince to do something. She tells you that flirting or offering sex won't work, so since htey give me option. First you pose and she's like "are you serious?"

Then in the option to say yes above it, as in "Sera will leave the Inquisition" appears "Carpe Diem". Those two words made me fall from my chair xD

[Sifr]

The ambient dialogue between the two Chantry Sisters in Haven, where one of them openly admits to fancying Iron Bull. Then later, we hear that after the Bull had the Charger's healer give the Inquisiton some medical tips that saved a lot of lives, that same Sister spent the entire night profusely "thanking" him for his help.

 

"So that's why you've been walking funny all morning..."

 

[BraveVesperia]

Almost everything Sera says (once I figured out what she says). She's hilarious - and sometimes frustrating - in a romance, but on my current playthrough, I'm romancing Solas. And what does Sera have to say? "I bet he shouts 'elven glory!' while he's doing it". My God, that wasn't a mental picture I needed, but I'm still chuckling.

 

I found Varric funnier this time around. "Someone's a tool", ha. 

 

Josephine's sister about to spill her secrets at the ball is also funny.

 

Two best scenes in the game though, are the Wicked Grace game (literally everything about it), and Cassandra's 'dirty book'. Cass is actually just perfect for humour, despite being so serious. I couldn't stop laughing about how embarassed she was. Then there's the banter where Sera's guessing the colour of her underwear, and Cass just says haughtily "I don't wear underwear", or when Cole's digging through her mind, she says "guess what I'm thinking now" and he replies "my hat can't fit up there!"

Perfect!

[Sifr]

Sera and Blackwall always make me chuckle, those two have some of the best banter.

 

Sera: The Inquisition can't be all broody beards like you and Cassandra.

Blackwall: She doesn't have the hair for it.

Sera: Oh, I bet she does... places.

Cassandra: That's enough!

Sera: Knew it!

 

Sera: Still on about m'lady Josie and her tricky tongue and I've been thinking again, shut up, here's how I'll do it too!

Sera: I find a nob, right... and I'll seduce him!

Inquisitor: You'll what?

Blackwall: I worry where this might be going...

Sera: Wait, not done yet. He thinks he's being seduced, but when it's time for slap-and-tickle, I jump up and say "I like your wife better!"

Blackwall: And the goal would be?

Sera: He thinks he's in charge, but he isn't. I am.

Blackwall: I don't know what to say?

Sera: Then I'll punch him. To make sure he gets it.

Blackwall: Oh Sera, I do love you...

[panichord]

Hm, I seem to recall a line of banter between Vivienne and Sera involving a fart. And like a total juvenile I laughed for a good few minutes /shot.

[sandalisthemaker]

While I have some issues with Sera, she really shines through in this regard.  

 

The way she flusters Dorian:  ("Please. STOP. Saying. Tool!!!") and her fart noises whenever Solas speaks elvish, and her mockery of his comments on the Veil:  ( "The Veil is ass here,")  are amazing.

[Eldrid]

Glitches like this and the timing of that line xDDD

 

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[No-one...\o/]

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Judging the remains of Duchess Florianne...

Inquisitor: "This is supposed to make sense? I'm judging a box?"

Box: *sound of flies*

Josephine: "That was the time alloted for rebuttal. Her crimes negated any claim to... *chokes* Forgive me, there's an odor."

Inquisitor: *clears throat* "I call for rehabilitation! The skull shall do public theatre about the evils of evil. I also judge the box: Endtable for orphans!"

Josephine: "That's quite enough, Inquisitor. Point taken."

 

or the other answer

Inquisitor: "Right, seal it up, send her back and tell them not to waste my time. Maybe put a bow on it."

I think I reloaded and replayed that scene ten times before moving on, and I couldn't stop laughing about how befuddled my Inquisitor was by the entire situation.

 

And some time later I realized

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that the box is actually imprisoned in the dungeons.

Gave me another good laugh.

 

 

I also had a good laugh when Cassandra told Varric she wanted the Divine to see the chesthair for herself.

Varric: "Come again!?" xD

 

Oh and for some reason this had me giggle a lot:

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In the fade...

Inquisitor: "The big demon Erimond was trying to bring through..."

Justinia: "Yes?"

Inquisitor: "It's nearby?"

Justinia: "Yes."

Inquisitor: "Well, sh*t."

[Korva]

Varric: "So, who do you think is toughest: Josephine, Leliana, or Cassandra?"

Cassandra: "I'm right here, you know."

Varric: "That doesn't rule you out, Seeker."

Solas: "Cullen's not up for consideration?"

Varric: "Curly? They just keep him around to look pretty."

 

I vote for Cass, of course. Unless the question was to be settled with a Game of Wicked Grace.

[Sifr]

Iron Bull: Blackwall. Iron Bull. We could fight crime!

Blackwall: Isn't that what we're doing, right this minute, more or less?

Iron Bull: Oh... yeah?

 

That's a buddy cop show I'd watch!

[LaughingBanana]

If you are playing as a Travelyan, at the very beginning of Haven, when you first got missions on war tables. There's one that deals with the Inquisitor's far-off noble family: use Leliana for it: the result makes me laugh.

[No-one...\o/]

Oh and I just remembered..... Josephine speaks with the Inquisitor about Haven and how backwater the place is, and (as a Trevelyan) you can answer "Haven is a freezing dump" that made me laugh xD

[CerebraLArsenaL]

Can't believe no one said Blackwall & 2 finger salute and a bag of dog....

[_Lucinia]

I love glitches!

Iron Bull has a floating head:

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I am sure this guy has been mentioned already.  But it cracks me up so bad every time I find him around Skyhold:

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[DxWill103]

Another one was the QUIZQUISITION!

 

I was so mad I didn't notice this guy until literally right before I went to take down Cory.  I'm like.. wait, is there some guy around this corner stalking blackwall?  Dafuq is going on over here?  Then I talk to him and hilarity ensued.  After the first question he says something like, 'Correct, goodbye for now, but I shall return again!  (makes badly imitated sounds of wind)'

 

I hope to one day be crowned king of the quizquisition.  One day.\

 

Edit:  Conveniently, there is a screenshot of it above me.

[MisterJB]

"If this is the afterlife, the Chantry owes me an apology. This looks nothing like the Maker's bosom."

[VoidOfOne]

This is what made me so glad I played the Qunari: a letter from the mission "Contact with the Valo-Kas Mercenaries".

 

Adaar,

 

I heard you were dead, and then a prisoner, and then maybe you fell out of the Fade and landed on your head and forgot who you were. Seriously, stop that. We still haven't been paid.

 

Some of our kith made it out of that giant s*** hole full of demons after the explosion. The rest are dead or missing. I don't know how many were rounded up by angry humans. If you're not dead and you remember who you are, help me find our brothers and sisters.

 

Shokrakar

 

P.S. If you forgot who you are, I'll remind you: Your name is Adaar. You're Vashoth. You didn't get paid for being blown up.

 

P.P.S. If you are dead, disregard this message.

 

 

Edit: And the response for completion...

 

Adaar,

 

Katoh came back looking like she'd crawled out of a dragon's mouth. Some of the others, too. Most of them wounded. All of them angry. But alive. Alive is important. They said they were sprung from some noble's dungeon by people in eyeball armor. I assume that's your doing. Thanks.

 

Shokrakar

 

P.S. Good work on not being dead.

 

P.P.S. We still haven't been paid.

[Mushashi7]

Today I was fooling around with Grunsmann’s Bow hunting snofleurs on the lake in Empire du Lion.

You should try it. It's not quite as boring when you do it with Grunsmann’s Bow.

 

 

Cute little fellows, aren't they? Even vaporised.

[LittleRedHead54]

I laughed a bit more than I should at the goat scene. Also listening to Iron Bull and Vivienne banter was great. She reminds me of being Iron Bull's mother. 

https://www.youtube....h?v=XxKhSHkFL-A

[sunhair]

Ironbull when getting drunk with him after killing a dragon and he says

 

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[Asch Lavigne]

The Avaar barbarian throwing a goat at your keep.

 

Anything Sera says flirtatious wise if you're a Qunari.

 

Vivienne telling my female inquisitor to shave something into her private parts for Sera... and then it turns out she did it!

[Kinsz]

Blackwall : " Is it true that kirkwall's Knight commander became a statue?

 

Varric : " absolutely true , she is still there bringing an extra dose of horror to people in the Gallows"

 

Blackwall " No one's moved here ?"
 

Varric " and make it impossible for kids to play " poke the Meredith" ? "

 

Blackwall " Do they actually do that ? "

 

Varric " No , no one is brave enough to play poke the Meredith "

 

.......................................................................................................

 

 

Varric " Is Cassandra still not speaking to you ? "

 

Blackwall " No , its going to take time to earn back her trust , if at all "

 

Varric " mm yea she does hate it when people lie , well at least she didnt stab you in the book "

 

Blackwall " dont you mean the " Back" "
 

Varric " no, no i meant the book ,definitely the book "

[Primalrose]

In reference to Cullen's desk while in a romance with him and playing pranks with Sera.

 

Sera: "Thing looks heavy. Don't want to move or break it."

Inquisitor: "Oh its sturdy."

 

*snerk*

[Karlone123]

Iron Bull: Blackwall. Iron Bull. We could fight crime!

Blackwall: Isn't that what we're doing, right this minute, more or less?

Iron Bull: Oh... yeah?

 

That's a buddy cop show I'd watch!

 

A graphic novel story for Gaider to consider.