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[GameBoyish]

Lord Woolsey

[OHB MajorV]

Sera "see this? Mad face"

Or taking sera to kill the dragon in hissing wastes. She geeks out.

The irony of blackwalls grey warden "knowledge" on a 2nd play.

Dude tied up in celene's bedroom.

Sitting with bull and the men (not the chargers)
Bull "he doesn't talk much"
Inquisitor "mmph"

[Korva]

When you bring Varric to Halamshiral, he initially hangs out in the vestibule with Cullen and, in my case, Cassandra. I checked in with them, of course, and Varric said in this tense, hushed whisper: "****. I just saw two dwarves from the Merchants Guild go inside. If anyone asks, I'm not here."

 

Made me laugh because ... hello, little buddy, you're about to be formally presented to the entire court with the rest of us! Have fun trying to dodge your kinsmen after that big entrance.

[Shari'El]

Not sure if it was Viv, but I think it was.  Anyways in a party with Cole and Solas, she says something like "Keep that thing away from me."  Cole replies "Solas isn't a thing."  I had a good chuckle.  It was the way Cole said it.

 

To which Solas responded something a long the lines of "well said"

I died.

[AlexiaRevan]

Cass reading Varric Novel  And when she say 'No ya cant read it...' 

[Dried Donkey]

Cassandra drunk, Cassandra raging at Varric and the Viv/Sera party banter ^^ 

[Farangbaa]

[Semyaza82]

Sera's party banter with just about anyone. Also Cullen streaking

[Alara]

The naked man bound to Celene's bed in the loyal wing.

My female inquisitor encountered him right before saving the elf servant.  The room needed 5 statues to get in.  

If you bought Dorian with you, he would make comment joyfully.

[Han Yolo]

The reaction to Inky jumping on a table during the ball.

Sera screaming "Mme Fancy Pants is down" after Vivi got knocked out.  

Cullen au naturel.

My Lord Trevelyan going 'well... ****' after Vivienne's love died. How very appropriately eloquent my dear.

Sera and Solas about accidentaly urinating magic. 

Sera's very serious 'the veil is fat here' after so many comments from Solas about it's thinness.

[Melbella]

After returning from the Winter Palace:

 

Inquisitor: I hate politics

Iron Bull: You have a crappy job, then, Boss.

[RenAdaar]

Every time you kill something with sera in the party and she's just yelling.

 

"Eat it! EAT IT!!"

[KaiserShep]

Dagna briefly poking fun about how she's the better enchanter because she has more faculties than Sandal.

 

Having my Inquisitor pretend to be Grim was pretty amusing with her short grunt responses.

[Tamyn]

The reaction to Inky jumping on a table during the ball.

 

So it wasn't a bug that I lost ten (or so) approval points for jumping on a table??

[Solbranthius]

Here's a few examples:

 

- Cassandra yelling at Varric.

- Florianne remaining proud even after being taken prisoner.

- Cullen being fawned over at the Winter Palace to mirror many of his scarily obsessive fans.

- Sera being told to shut up by Vivienne/the Inquisitor.

[Kinsz]

Another thing i found hilarious is Sera is making fun of Solas by making comments about the veil in every region you take her, including Val Royeux.

 

The most memorable one for me is " mm the Veil is fat is here " because Solas always says the " veil is thin" pretty much everywhere you take him, the rest are gold as well though lol

 

Emerald graved - " ughhh so many trees....................the veil is bored of the trees here "

 

Hinterlands " the veil is girlish here "

 

Storm Cost " The veil ...she is salty here "

 

Val Royeux " The Veil is puking ruffles here "

 

Fallow Mire " The Veil is ass here "

 

Crestwood " The Veil is veily here ...or something "

 

You get the point , she does that pretty much everywhere to rile Solas up ahaha

[OHB MajorV]

On a second play, seeing all the giant glaring signs about Solas, they may as well be lit up in neon.

Pissing off blackwall on a second play by questioning his warden knowledge.

Turning Lel into a murderous lunatic in a 2nd play.

Things are much more amusing in hindsight.

[keepthebeat929]

Dorian:  I suppose you would want me bound and leashed as well?

Iron Bull:  I'd buy you dinner first.

 

Sera:  Hey Viv!  Vivvy!  Got something for you!

Vivienne:  Darling, it's your bottom.  As bony and sad as the first dozen times you've displayed it.

 

Sera:  I once saw the empress' arse!

Blackwall:  Congratulations.

 

Solas: *speaking elvish*

Sera:  *blows raspberry*

 

Inquisitor:  The demon Erimond was trying to bring through...?

(companion): Yes..

Inquisitor:  It's nearby?

(companion): Yes.

Inquisitor:  Well....... sh*t.

[Alan Drifter13]

I didn't actually find this in my playthrough, but I loved it. The Monty Python reference: 

 

 

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!

 

In case you don't know the classic inquisition sketch:

 

[Hydwn]

Most of mine were mentioned already - so many brilliant lines.  

 

I was surprised no one had much about Sera and Vivienne's dialogue in this thread.  In the hours I wandered the Hissing Wastes, they kept bantering about Sera's attempts to get at Vivienne and failing.  Like how Sera stole her underwear and Vivienne just bought new underwear in a better style.  Or how Sera left some creature for Vivienne and Vivienne transmuted it and returned it

 

There were so many like that.

 

I would have loved some comments on Varric's inability to describe environments - say, how all caves look alike to him.  a bit of a missed opportunity that

[QweenBeen]

Cassandra telling me to order varric to write swords and shields...actually cassys face when I caught her reading it. That was quest was good

[QweenBeen]

Oh yeah and a cassy cole banter (I just got banter kindof working so I stop to listen) and he's asking her about reginald and she tells him to stay out of her head or something and then she says "what am I thinking now"...silence.... Cole "my hat wouldnt go theeere". both of them

[QweenBeen]

Another thing i found hilarious is Sera is making fun of Solas by making comments about the veil in every region you take her, including Val Royeux.

The most memorable one for me is " mm the Veil is fat is here " because Solas always says the " veil is thin" pretty much everywhere you take him, the rest are gold as well though lol

Emerald graved - " ughhh so many trees....................the veil is bored of the trees here "

Hinterlands " the veil is girlish here "

Storm Cost " The veil ...she is salty here "

Val Royeux " The Veil is puking ruffles here "

Fallow Mire " The Veil is ass here "

Crestwood " The Veil is veily here ...or something "

You get the point , she does that pretty much everywhere to rile Solas up ahaha

Wait, I thought there isn't supposed to be banter in VR?! BW said so! Dangit....