That conversation between Varric, Solas and Vivienne about Solas constantly talking about the Veil being thin.
Especially because when he tries to claim that he doesn't say it that much, a weird audio bug in my game (possibly because we were in battle at the time) meant that Vivienne's subsequent line "Of course you don't, Darling" ended up being repeated ad infinitum for about two minutes.
I had one hilarious moment with Cassandra. It was on one of her cutscenes, where you catch her reading Varric's book. She slams the book shut and says something like: 'It is trash literature and I have better things to do!' She walked to the left, and the game crashed. Her embarrassment took the entire game down.
Second moment that made me laugh quite a bit was the elf Inquisitor telling a story during wicked grace about her clan. At the end of the story, Cole just smiles and goes: "I liked the part about the rabbit!" I don't know why it got me, but the way it was said just made me laugh.
Then there's a few 'hilarious in hindsight' moments where someone gets a little too close to figuring Solas out and he gets flustered. After the ball, Solas actually disapproves when you press him on what he said during the party while tipsy. He reads one of Varric's books and asks Varric if he thinks that everyone around him is hiding something or a spy. Or his barely contained annoyance when he argues with Morrigan about Fen'Harel.
IRON BULL sex scene and Banter between him and other party members.... 
Second moment that made me laugh quite a bit was the elf Inquisitor telling a story during wicked grace about her clan. At the end of the story, Cole just smiles and goes: "I liked the part about the rabbit!" I don't know why it got me, but the way it was said just made me laugh.
The rabbit line also appears in other origins I think, I remember that popping up both with my Human Mage and Elf Mage?
It makes me think that their are a cabal of mischevious rabbits running around in Thedas doing the story equivalent of photobombing.
Asked the barkeep at Skyhold about rumors, and:
"You and Sera, eh? Hope you didn't do it on my bar."
Was jumping in front of the barkeeper in Skyhold while trying to talk to him (damn stools were getting in the way) and he said, "Stop bouncing. You're bouncing." I couldn't help but laugh at that.
Been trying to get him to say it again, but no luck so far.
For me, the funniest moment is that one of the fear demon's spiders is called "Ironically, spiders".
Also the Iron Bull commenting on a very good health potion that tastes like crap. The response: "It's a poultice, you're not supposed to drink it."
Solas "break up" scene
I dunno why but I was giggling and laughing hysterically
I like Solas but considering his attitude towards the dalish, the wardens, the qunari and generally his constant lying... yeah, not gonna miss you, buddy. Not hurt even a bit
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That's unusual, Chari. Most of the gals in here have broken hearts over that mess.... so I "greatly approve".
So I was fetching in the Hinterlands earlier, and did that quest where you resurrect Grandfather. That cracked me up, I think what did it was seeing the word "Grandfather" when I targeted him.
That's unusual, Chari. Most of the gals in here have broken hearts over that mess.... so I "greatly approve".
So I was fetching in the Hinterlands earlier, and did that quest where you resurrect Grandfather. That cracked me up, I think what did it was seeing the word "Grandfather" when I targeted him.
Alistair's break up didn't upset me, neither can Solas'. There is no tragedy just duty
I imagine that in the beginning of the scene me Lavellan actually dreading some kind of marriage proposal... now this would scare me shitless XD But a break up? Okay, whatever
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Ha! Love it.
Realistically, in times of war and chaos, a relationship shouldn't really matter that much as opposed to an army of darkspawn/demons dead set on taking over the world, or destroying it.
So yeah.... break-up. Whoop de do. Got better things to do anyway, like kill sh*t.
The moment when you first meet Sera and she starts repeating "breeches" !!!
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I was in tears the first time I met Sera... that's why I love her so much. I wasn't expecting her, prior to meeting her all the characters I had met were all grouchy and serious. I really wasn't expecting that.
I was thinking, "Marry me. Now." when she started taking the mickey out of the nobles "I'll crush you. I'll crush you. *kiss noises* I'll crush you." (tone of voice goes squeaky).
Then she says, "Right in the plums!" ............. I'm in love.
The Wilhelm scream in the Adamant Fortress cutscene. Didn't see that one coming.
Lots of Sera and Dorian lines. The rest have their moments too.
The reference to healing poultices from Origins ("you're not supposed to drink it").
The "Goat attack" at Skyhold. And then sending the Avaar to pester Tevinter.
First time I picked up a Sad Splinter from a Keep Door.
I missed this line on my first playthrough, and I laughed more than I should have (I have a relative with early onset dementia) but here goes:
(On discovering the mages' allegiance with Tevinter)
Vivienne: Fiona, darling, your dementia is showing.
I missed this line on my first playthrough, and I laughed more than I should have (I have a relative with early onset dementia) but here goes:
(On discovering the mages' allegiance with Tevinter)
Vivienne: Fiona, darling, your dementia is showing.
Its probably because you didn't have her in the party the first time. There are a lot of funny moments you can miss out on the first time around like that.
One of my personal favorite moments were dialogues between Varric and Dorian:
First of them, when there was reference to Corypheus pulling the dragon of his...
Second, bettings between them on the Inquisitor chance to beat Corypheus (and in general chance to interact with those kind of banters.
Varric and Dorian have some good ones, yes. Always betting on something or someone.
Dorian: You owe me twenty royals, Varric. I'd like them paid in candied dates.
Varric: I haven't lost that wager yet.
Dorian: You said we'd be ass-deep in trouble. This is more like knee-high.
Varric: I didn't specify whose ass, did I?
Dorian: Leave it to a dwarf, always lowering the bar.
watched 3 wyverns and a gurn tear into a camp of venatori in the hissing wastes after i lured them to the camp... yeah, out of the 4 regular warriors, a brute, and 2 mages... 1 regular warrior, the gurn, a wyvern, and a mage were all alive... barely... i laughed when i went in and mopped up...
listening to iron bull talk about solas's fighting.... bull says something like solas kicked that guys as*... then solas replies with that stupid notion that violence is a means to an end and how they had families, blah blah blah... then bull retorts, yeah but they were as*holes... i laughed...
Sera and Iron bull's banter about "kill helping" is not "kill stealing". Straight out of the ME3 multiplayer boards
Sera and Iron bull's banter about "kill helping" is not "kill stealing". Straight out of the ME3 multiplayer boards
Well recently? When I realized why Varric sudenly without any enemy near him during a fight against a Darkspawn-Hurlock in Valammar was down to zero health...
He had used leaping shot, and back-flipped down the chasm ... twice ... though it was a mix of laugh and desperate tears ^^
"Can you explain why I'm supposed to hit you with this stick?"
"We're... eating. On a roof."
Female voice option #1 made both lines brilliant.
Also, Cullen's war table banter about Leliana & Amell warden.
Well recently? When I realized why Varric sudenly without any enemy near him during a fight against a Darkspawn-Hurlock in Valammar was down to zero health...
He had used leaping shot, and back-flipped down the chasm ... twice ... though it was a mix of laugh and desperate tears ^^
My Inquisitor may or may not have "charging bull''ed off some ledge or other a few times. It's one of those Things We Do Not Talk About. 
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