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[tobynator89]

Cassandra fangirling... Just... There are no words...

[MuhSHEEN]

Pretty much Cassandra and all her favorite books... rofl. 

[chr0n0mancer]

Judging the box, Cass fangirling and the game of wicked grace come to mind

[ButterRum]

When they all started singing and holding hands...I was rolling...

[Da'asha]

Dorian: Cole, there was a wooden duck on my bed.  Was that you?

 

Cole: No... I am not a wooden duck...

[Sifr]

Cole's reaction to the Orlesian ball;

 

Inq: Did you like the masks?

Cole: What masks?

Inq: The masks... on their faces?

Cole: Those weren't their faces?

 

I don't know if that's Cole being adorably unaware or deeply insightful on the nature of the Game (or both)... but I loved it?!

[Allaiya]

Most of my favourites have already been mentioned, but there was one reference to DA2 and MotA which I haven't seen anyone else post.

During the Orlesian Ball, there is a noblewoman who, everytime you walk near her, mentions one of her long list of husbands who met unfortunate ends (which was funny in and of itself). But then she says how one her husbands died at a party or something and she says:

 

"At least he died at Chateau Haine!"

Brought me to tears, that one!

 

That was great! Another DA2/MotA mention is during the Wicked Grace scene. If you ask Varric to tell a story, and I assume if you have a snarky Hawke, he will quote Hawke's "Looks like the Duke...has fallen from grace".

 

Totally caught me off guard but it made me crack up and I was ecstatic that my Hawke's personality got a mention.

[Tamyn]

Cole: "Should I change my hat?"

 

Varric: "No. While they're staring at your hat they're ignoring all your other flaws."

 

So cruel.

 

Blackwall asking Solas if he's had "relations" with spirits.

 

This too.

[Sifr]

The noodle incident about what happened during a Mage Trevelyan's Harrowing, which began with them realising they'd forgotten something important and ends with their name being entered into the record books in the Ostwick Circle, before that book was permanently sealed away and everyone present agreed to never mention the incident ever again...

 

And the only clue we get about what happened is Cole's line, "I liked the bit with the Rabbit..."

 

[Cerulione]

I just get that Cullen's commenting on how Lake Calenhad looks like a bunny. And Leliana got excited too!

 

(We were in the middle just talking about ARbor wild a few minutes ago... I thought that advisors were serious. I'm seriously mistaken... Oh my).

[The Velveteen Rabbit]

Anytime my Inquisitor says "Well...****." Just cracks me up. It seems to be his catchphrase.

[Mushashi7]

I was rolling on the floor during the battle with Vinsomer.

Cassandra was just smashing, bashing, kicking and yelling for god knows how long. She was really serious about this dragon.

She was soooo cute!

[Ivy Lavellan]

Cole's reaction to the Orlesian ball;

 

Inq: Did you like the masks?

Cole: What masks?

Inq: The masks... on their faces?

Cole: Those weren't their faces?

 

I don't know if that's Cole being adorably unaware or deeply insightful on the nature of the Game (or both)... but I loved it?!

 

"It comes off! I didn't know it came off!" - Cole about naked Cullen

[Sifr]

"It comes off! I didn't know it came off!" - Cole about naked Cullen

 

Anything Cole says tends to be somewhat adorable;

 

Cole: Sera. My tongue wants to whistle on the start. Ssss-era! But it has to stay still or the R is a D. Sera, Seda, Seda, Steda, Studder, Dudder, Dudder. If you try, you can say it without moving your mouth, see... "Sera". Say it enough and it stops being a word, Seraseraseraseraserasera...se-ra!

[KvC21901]

1 - Judging the crate

 

2 - no breeches!

 

3 - "Were gonna fight her right? Tell me were gonna fight her!" - Iron Bull

 

4 - "This.... IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" - Iron bull on killing a lvl 20 dragon 

 

5 - "Its literature!... Smutty literature..." - Cassandra the Hopeless Romantic

 

6 - "you know Leiliana used to keep a nug as a pet? what was it called schumples,.. Scrumples..." - Cassandra on finding nugs in the deep roads in crestwood.

[Sifr]

The romance scene with the Iron Bull where Cullen, Josie and Cass barge into the room in one after another, only to realise that the Bull is completely on display. Especially when his reaction to the third time this happens is a deeply frustrated;

 

"Oh, for f**ks sake!"

[Siluan]

This banter I heard for the first time today:

 

Iron Bull: You write good fight scenes.
Varric: Thank you. I'm surprised you think so. They're not exactly realistic.
Iron Bull: I figured that when I read about the guy in a full plate armor doing a back flip.

 

So all the DAII fighting was just Varric's imagination Good to know

[sch1986]

There's a bunch already mentioned on here, but I had one banter with IB and Solas in the party:

IB: So when you're in the fade, do you ever spread wings and fly around and bang hot fade chicks?

Solas: No. That type of behavior would attract demons.

IB: (groans) Demons. Always shitting up the place.

Also pretty much all of Iron Bull's banter is gold. I love how he always defers to Vivienne and calls her ma'am.

[Dooumie]

The banter between Iron bull and Dorian

 

Iron Bull: That's right, those big muscles hands could tear those robes off while you struggled helpless in my grip, i'd pin you down and as you would grip my horns, I would conquer you.

 

Dorian: Ehhh What?

 

Iron Bull: Oh is that now where we are going?

 

 

That made me laugh out loud while everyone was sleeping

[TheLastArchivist]

That scene in Halamshiral with the mercenary hired by Gaspard shortly after you save him.

 

He complains about Gaspard setting some ****** horrors on him or something.

 

The voice actor delivered the line in such a perfect manner that I laugh everytime I see the poor char's shocked reaction.

[BeefSquatch]

The Cassandra fangirl-ing was pretty funny and the icing was Dorian's passing comment about trying the book. I also lost it when doing the pranks with Sera because you  have the option when "caught" was to address yourself or just book it and the way the human male inquisitor says "Go!" had me. 

[RobRam10]

Erimond throwing his little fireballs at Clarel.

[ArvinDulku]

Blackwall asking Solas if he "engaged' the spirits in the fade.

 

I just...well, I scared my cat that was napping on my lap.

 

But most of all, funnisest **** is everything Dalish related.

 

Thye just got dumped on.

[hong]

This banter I heard for the first time today:
 
Iron Bull: You write good fight scenes.
Varric: Thank you. I'm surprised you think so. They're not exactly realistic.
Iron Bull: I figured that when I read about the guy in a full plate armor doing a back flip.
 
So all the DAII fighting was just Varric's imagination Good to know

This game deconstructs so many genre conventions it's not funny. Well... actually, it is funny. Hilarious, in fact.

The one I remember is the conversation with Varric where he admits that he believes you're the chosen one, because of all the wildly implausible things that happen to you. Of course, they're only implausible by real-world standards; they're completely routine for a videogame.