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[MageTarot]

I busted out laughing at the descriptions of graffiti on the statue plaques when you enter Val Royeaux for the first time, namely all the ones of the guy holding his head. Example:

 

"Maferath's Pain...of a low doorway."

 

Classic. 

[Obvious_Shining]

Been doing some random stuff when this banter popped

Blackwall: So Cassandra i heard that your family almost brought the dragons to extinction. Shame...majestic beasts.

Cassandra: Majestic? Wait until you see a pile of dragon sh*t bigger than your house.

[Benu5]

Has anyone got the Blackwall/Sera banter about the story

 

Blackwall: You never finished that story.

Sera: What?

Blackwall: The story you told in the tavern, when you left off, you were elbow deep in .... circumstance

Sera: First, that's not her name.

 

I nearly died.

[Basement Cat]

Vivienne and Sera are pretty funny together.

 

Sera: Hey, Viv! Vivi! Look at this! Got something for you!

 

Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it.

 

Sera: It's my butt!

 

Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

 

Lol.

[Nashina]

Getting drunk with the Bull after killing a dragon. Inquisitor's reactions are hilarious, then Bull says, "I know, right? That'll put chest on your chest."

When he said that an image of the brood mother flashed into my brain and made me shudder!

[NugHugs]

Lol, awkward animations and facial expressions.

[Jazzpha]

Bull's one-liner about the hand. You know the one.

 

Bull's one-liner to Cass about him being turned on.

 

Bull's conversation about dragons.

 

Bull's banter arc with Cole.

 

Bull's banter arc with Dorian.

 

Yeah, basically pretty much anything Bull says. Also his lines at Halamshiral were awesome.

[Addai]

Blackwall and Sera being lads together is pretty funny.

 

I like the easter eggs from previous games like the "I'll get you a ladder so you can get off my back" ladder, and the Wedge of Destiny cheese wheel shield.

 

Would've loved to have Hawke being amazed that caves don't all look alike.

[MisterJB]

Has anyone got the Blackwall/Sera banter about the story

 

Blackwall: You never finished that story.

Sera: What?

Blackwall: The story you told in the tavern, when you left off, you were elbow deep in .... circumstance

Sera: First, that's not her name.

 

I nearly died.

 

Oh, so that's where that concept art came from.
 

[Bowie Hawkins]

My favorite Sera banter that doesn't involve any kind of entendre is this one between her and Iron Bull: 

 

Iron Bull: Ok, next time we find some enemies, I'll pick you up and throw you at them.

Sera: What.

Iron Bull: It will work; I loft you over the top, you flank them, mayhem ensues.

Sera: I can't fly, you daft ******!

Iron Bull: But think of the mayhem, Sera! Mayyyyyhemmmmmmm...

[VoidOfOne]

(Paraphrasing)

 

Vivienne: Uggh. What is that smell?!

 

Sera: (giggling) Nothing.

 

Vivienne: And where did it come from?

 

Sera: (still giggling) Nowhere.

 

Vivienne: (sighs)

 

 

And when you ask Sera her opinion on Vivienne...

 

Sera: She's a b****. At least she knows. She better.

[Behold_The_Sword]

Anything from Iron Bull, Varric, Dorian, Krem or Sera really. I mean, I like all of the companions, but those 5 are just gut busting to listen to! XD

I really like scenes between Bull and the Inquisitor, where Bull tries to actively bond with the Inquisitor and be a friend; He's just what I like in having a real best friend: Honest, loyal and fiercely protective. He's just so much fun and down-to-earth. Talking about how he was going to pleasure himself after the first dragon fight was hilarious! Also, him asking if he could chuck Sera into a fight for mayhem reasons was awesome!

Sera is just the right amount of hyper and cray cray for an adult nerd with ADHD like myself and she's the good kind of cray cray; Not psychotic! She has as great sense of vulnerability and playfulness in her character and she doesn't care what you think, which I adore and respect! She's the most refreshing of all the companions, in my opinion. I loved the scene with her where you play pranks on your advisors.

Varric is awesome because he just tells it like it is and he's super clever. His witt is what I like most about him. I like that, as secretive as he tries to be, you know how much emotion is just boiling up inside of him. I love hearing him and Cassandra poke back and forth.

Dorian is me, if I was gay, minus the mustache and hair and being a mage; I prefer being a warrior. His fast talking, sarcastic, loud, confrontational personality is me, literally. I love hearing him talk to anyone, he just sounds like me, you know, personality-wise, but I know when to bite my tongue; Not that I do sometimes haha! His scene with his father made me tear up, hard!

I love listening to Krem's tales of past jobs with the Chargers! The way he/she goes back at Bull is awesome and I respect Krem all the more for it! I honestly wish you could have Krem as a party companion!

I know I didn't say too much about what made me laugh, but I love this game and it's cast so much I couldn't help it!

[CredulousAlloy]

Vivienne's been killing me lately. Can't find the exact quote but I just got a banter between her and Cole which went something like this:

 

Cole: The wind's always blowing somewhere. What does it do when it gets there?

Vivienne: Apparently it dons a large hat and prattles endlessly.

[Hobbes]

Judging that "crate" had me laughing pretty hard.

I usually chose the most logical and"best" options throughout the whole game, but I just couldn't help myself with that one and chose it to do community service.  The suggestions at the War Table were hilarious, especially Cullens.

[Behold_The_Sword]

Hobbes, I agree! I laughed so hard at the community service option! That, and the scene with the goats being catapulted at Skyhold, priceless! Poop. Blaaagh! Smack! I recorded that, just to watch when I'm sad or just because haha!

[MisterJB]

"I also judge the box. End table for orphans."

[QueenoftheUnicorns]

Judging the box was awesome... I almost regret that I didn't kill her the second time through (didn't realize that you could judge her corpse until after I'd already gone through and didn't want to redo it).

 

When you get a drink with Bull and ask Dalish how she joined the chargers:

 

Dalish: Our keeper thought I should see the world a little.

 

Bull: Dalish don't have Templars so they can't have too many mages in a clan at once.

 

Dalish: Now, ser, you know I'm not a mage, that'd make me an apostate.

 

Bull: You carry a staff, Dalish.

 

Dalish: It's a bow.

 

Krem: A bow with a giant glowing crystal at the tip?

 

Dalish: Yes. It's for aiming. Old elven trick. You wouldn't understand.

[LightningPoodle]

"DON'T TOUCH MY PYRAMID!"

[Jazzpha]

Spoiler

Imshael's

constant insistence on his nature, in the face of everyone constantly calling him a demon. He made me think of Scar. Honestly, I'm surprised he didn't say verbatim "I'm surrounded by idiots."

[Zuofin]

Judging the Box and finding it later down in the prison.

 

Krogan head on display at the trophy room of Winter palace and its description.

"Unknown monstrous beast taken down in hunt"

[vertigomez]

Vivienne and Sera are pretty funny together.
 
Sera: Hey, Viv! Vivi! Look at this! Got something for you!
 
Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it.
 
Sera: It's my butt!
 
Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.
 
Lol.

I love this one. Sera sounds so proud.

[Basement Cat]

I love this one. Sera sounds so proud.

And Vivienne so indifferent. The 'skitter skitter' banter is also good for a laugh.

[Cherity]

Seras banter about my Cullen romance:

 

I couldn't stop laughing for minutes

[BloodKaiden]

The Spirit of Command scolding Cole.

Also banishment of the Wardens.

[Farangbaa]

Cassandra and Varric's book.

Almost all banter between Solas, Sera and Iron Bull.