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[BellPeppers&Beef023]

This is heaping on others' misery, but since the new patch introduced the oldening bug:

 

http://forum.bioware...xed-asap/page-2

 

I could not stahp laughing

[frylock23]

The codex entry on nugs about the inbred ones that can't stop peeing.

[Silverskugga]

Cole: "Cassandra, who's Regalyan?"

Cassandra: "No one to concern yourself with."

Cole: "You were thinking about the time you..."

Cassandra: "Now I'm thinking about something else. Can you guess?"

Cole: My hat wouldn't fit there?!"

 

 

Sera: "You don't laugh like a teviner."

Dorian: "How is a tevinter supposed to laugh, exactly?"

Sera: "Cruel and stupid, like hiehehehehe."

Dorian: "Oh. You're not allowed to laugh like that until you get your magister license."

Sera: "Knew it! Varric owes me a sovereign."

 

 

Dorian: "Solas, that little flair you sometimes do with your staff. You're redirecting ambient energy to a personal orb(?)?"

Solas: Yes. The effect clears excess magical energy and creates a minor undemised(?) barrier to impair incoming magic."

Dorian: "Fascinating! It's a tevinter technique. I've never seen anyone in this part of the world do it."

Solas: "The technique is not tevinter. It is elven."

Dorian: "Oh, that means that we... ergh... never mind then."

Solas: "But do go on about the wonders of tevinter magic!"

[Rhiellan]

Judging the box definitely! And Cassandra liking Varric's worst novel!

 

Also this Cullen Romance scene: 

 

Spoiler

*Cullen is about to kiss my Inquisitior*

"Commander!"

*Cullen turns to his messenger*

"You wanted a copy of Sister Leliana's report"

Silence, followed by an annoyed "WHAT?"

"You wanted it delivered 'without delay' "

Cullen gives the messenger the angriest look imaginable

"Or.. to your office.. Right!" *messenger backs away slowly*

 

The whole thing was just so well done xD

[Knight of Dane]

[wiccame]

Cole to Blackwall- That's a big knife

Blackwall- It's a sword

Cole- Yours is bigger than mine

Blackwall- Now you made it awkward

 

Cullen's kiss scene, has me in stitches every time

 

Cassandra and Varric's book

 

Sera's prank night

Inquisitor- RUN!

 

So many more.

[Killdren88]

Cullen's Lyrium addiction was pretty funny. I don't know why. But dark humor is simply the best.

[wiccame]

Cole- What's a slave?

Dorian- *swears in Tevinter*

Cole- But you said I could ask

Dorian- ...Ask the Inquisitor that    (My inquisitor being an elf)      

[Obvious_Shining]

Cole- What's a slave?

Dorian- *swears in Tevinter*

Cole- But you said I could ask

Dorian- ...Ask the Inquisitor that    (My inquisitor being an elf)      

[Ivy Lavellan]

Cole to Blackwall- That's a big knife

Blackwall- It's a sword

Cole- Yours is bigger than mine

Blackwall- Now you made it awkward

 

I laughed for a good five minutes

[Chardonney]

Not sure if this is already mentioned (I didn't want to read everything through because I haven't finished the game yet) but when my character finished his conversation with "I should go", it really cracked me up. Had such a ME moment right there.   

[nranola]

Cassandra reading smut was the winner for me LMAO

[Wolfen09]

 

I had blocked that show from memory entirely....  good to know there's still people out there who remember dinosaurs... cause im sure as hell not gonna remember it.

 

 

Anyways...

 

Dorian had a banter with Bull about the Tevinter/Qunari war...  Dorian asks him about the war, and bull honestly acts surprised and responds with something along the lines of....  "War?  Really?  Technically, the skirmishes we've been having with Tevinter have been something to just kill time."  I cracked up, how the Qunari really dont seem to take the Vints seriously.

 

Saw a dragon fly by on screen in crestwood after draining the lake, and bull pops off and says "today is a good day... a very good day."  Then wandered around the approach a little and the abyssal dragon flew by and bull popped off and said "we're gonna fight her right?  right boss?"  These just crack me up

[KillTheLastRomantic]

Vivienne and Sera are pretty funny together.

 

Sera: Hey, Viv! Vivi! Look at this! Got something for you!

 

Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you displayed it.

 

Sera: It's my butt!

 

Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror? Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

 

Lol.

 

 

I've never heard this in game, but my opinion of Vivienne is instantly changed for the better. A fainting couch? That's the most pathetically, hilariously upper class thing anyone has ever said. Bull could bring it to her.

 

And since no-one has said it that I noticed, Blackwall's delivery of 'Pokey' when being asked to name his weapon got me.

[Camenae]

I was running around in the Hinterlands and Iron Bull hitting on Cassandra nonstop. Lol.

First he tells her she probably looked good saving the Divine from the dragon. Then he compliments her on her breastplate not having breasts, and how that's not only practical but "leaves something to the imagination."

Cassandra taking to it pretty well too! Gets a chuckle out of her every time. You go girl. And go Iron Bull!

[Obvious_Shining]

This was hilarious...
  

[Alan Drifter13]

Cassandra's book quest and romance scene were hilarious!

 

Also, Dorian's argument with reverend mother... something, the Orlesian one (I find her so boring I can't even remember her name), after you do his mission of the encounter in the tavern in Redcliffe. Actually, almost any dialog from Dorian. He's one of the funniest characters ever made by Bioware.

[Camenae]

Cassandra's book quest and romance scene were hilarious!

 

Also, Dorian's argument with reverend mother... something, the Orlesian one (I find her so boring I can't even remember her name), after you do his mission of the encounter in the tavern in Redcliffe. Actually, almost any dialog from Dorian. He's one of the funniest characters ever made by Bioware.

 

Haha yeah.  Mother Giselle: "That glib tongue will do you no credit, young man!"

 

*Dorian's repartee.*  (You can guess what it is since Mother Giselle teed it up so perfectly for him) --> Me ROFLing.

[Alan Drifter13]

Haha yeah.  Mother Giselle: "That glib tongue will do you no credit, young man!"

 

*Dorian's repartee.*  (You can guess what it is since Mother Giselle teed it up so perfectly for him) --> Me ROFLing.

 

Exactly! That was absolutely great 

[baconluigi]

Cassandras book quest

[baconluigi]

Also Seras pranks

[Mr.House]

Cullen, Josie and Cass walking in on IB and Inquisitor.

[Nessaya]

The 'Plants vs. Corpses' codex entry. F*ing brilliant. XD

[Moondoggie]

Cullen, Josie and Cass walking in on IB and Inquisitor.

I didn't find it funny until Cassandra screams then i lost it. Her scream just sounds so genuine lol. Great voice actress that one. I think the scene would have been 100% better without the "he's been taking it" part it just makes it all seem corny it sort of got away with most things before that with everyone being in shock at Qunari manhood size.

[sunhair]

I seen this video almost makes me want to try out IB just to hear Cole's  "Comments" on Iron Bull Romance gotta love Solas's comment too 

Spoiler

 

 

I loved how Solas teased Sera one of the banters in regards to her with putting lizards in his bed