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[Mr.House]

I didn't find it funny until Cassandra screams then i lost it. Her scream just sounds so genuine lol. Great voice actress that one. I think the scene would have been 100% better without the "he's been taking it" part it just makes it all seem corny it sort of got away with most things before that with everyone being in shock at Qunari manhood size.

Actually that part with "She's the one that's been taking it" along with Cullens muffled laugh murdered my sides that where already hurting during that scene.

[Eldrid]

The goat.

 

 

It was so unexpected for me and the whole judging part is so serious that it makes me laugh harder

[Grieving Natashina]

The goat is up there, but I still love this:

 

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[Akrim_Drak]

Iron Bull had some good comedy that's been mentioned here but I haven't quite had a gutteral laugh like the ones Isabela gave me in 2. I miss her.

[Grieving Natashina]

Iron Bull had some good comedy that's been mentioned here but I haven't quite had a gutteral laugh like the ones Isabela gave me in 2. I miss her.

If you do the Iron Bull romance, take Cass and Iron Bull out in the field with you.  Some of their banter is priceless if you're doing the Bull LI arc.  I hadn't laughed that hard at a DA line in a long time.

[SporkFu]

Inquisitor: The Inquisition needs all the help it can get, but what can one Grey Warden do?
Blackwall: Save the ****** world, if pressed.

Yes That one line made me want to play DA:O again.

[Mad Eleines]

At one point Iron Bull encourages the inquisitor to beat him with a stick in some sort Qunari training exercise. My mage--who I'd been playing as a sensitive soul who hates provoking excess violence--suddenly got a look in his eye like "so, this is what having a fetish feels like, huh?"  I laughed so hard. Poor guy was so repressed. He might have started an Iron Bull romance right there if he hadn't already been in one with someone else.

 

I also loved Cass's extravagantly long title when she is introduced at the ball. And Cullen fleeing from his groupies. And Dorian + anyone's party banter.

[Eldrid]

Cole: Iron Bull, Aren't you afraid if there would be a demon standing to your left?

Iron Bull: Well.. I do now.

 

Just got a chuckle about just now xD love how IB said it lol

[Grieving Natashina]

At one point Iron Bull encourages the inquisitor to beat him with a stick in some sort Qunari training exercise. My mage--who I'd been playing as a sensitive soul who hates provoking excess violence--suddenly got a look in his eye like "so, this is what having a fetish feels like, huh?"  I laughed so hard. Poor guy was so repressed. He might have started an Iron Bull romance right there if he hadn't already been in one with someone else.

 

I also loved Cass's extravagantly long title when she is introduced at the ball. And Cullen fleeing from his groupies. And Dorian + anyone's party banter.

Cassandra's series of names made me laugh really hard too.  Dorian and the Bull, even if the PC is romancing one of them, have some of the best love/hate banter in the game.  

[Addai]

This is heaping on others' misery, but since the new patch introduced the oldening bug:
 
http://forum.bioware...xed-asap/page-2
 
I could not stahp laughing

Glad I could amuse you.

[Ivy Lavellan]

Dorian and Sera discussing "tools" - brought me to tears just now

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Dorian: I can't believe you're scared of magic, Sera. It's a gift as mundane to me as your bow to you. Surely you see there's nothing to fear in a properly used tool?
Sera: Tell that to all the "proper" mages wavin' their tools in peoples' faces.
Dorian: There's an image.
Sera: And the rebel mages? How many "proper tools" have they raised?
Dorian: That's not-- I don't think I can continue!..
Sera: Right, well, I don't care how gifted you are. Don't cram it where it's not wanted.

[Linkenski]

The moment before you launch the final mission.

 

"The Breach! It's opened again!"

[Spectre Impersonator]

Reading through this thread and sadly reflecting that I've missed half of this content partially due to bugs..

[dekarserverbot]

flirting with Cass (ANDERS TO THE RESCUE!) and both dead Duchess in a box and Avaar chief judgements

[Draining Dragon]

When Cassandra says you were sent by the Maker, and the "agree" option has a thumbs up symbol.

[_Lucinia]

I went to customize my Hawke, and this happened:

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o.O not sure if bug, or...... 

[d4eaming]

I went to customize my Hawke, and this happened:

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o.O not sure if bug, or...... 

Uh, I think your Hawke's been munching on too many pies... ?

[cardinalally]

Hmm.  There is a lot of great banter mentioned but something that had me giggling wasn't even companion banter.  It was two random NPC's in the keep in the Western Approach.  Went something like this (paraphrasing):

 

NPC1: Did you here about what happened?

NPC2: Yeah, rough.  Lost a lot of people

NPC1: This is a rough place

2: No worse than anywhere else really

1: Well what about the Inquisitor?

2: What about him?

1: He does all this amazing stuff and doesn't lose a single person.  Not one!

2: Yeah, well he's the Herald of Andraste.  He can perform miracles

*long pause almost thought it was over*

1: How do I get on that squad!?

 

I couldn't stop giggling for like 5 minutes.  After all the stuff I had done...it was a silly game mechanic that had the troops in awe of me    

[Chuvvy]

DAI is the only Bioware game I've ever laughed at. I generally don't find their humor funny, maybe mildly amusing, but it's never made me laugh.

 

At any rate, I laughed when Alistair was describing what happened when he mentioned Cory to the Wardens. "At first, there was silence, then some coughs.". His VA delivered the line really well, and it caught me off guard, up until then he'd been pretty serious.

[Jackal19851111]

Cole: I like your horns, but they kinda look like dragon horns, why not call yourself "The Iron Dragon"

Iron Bull: Oh, **** that would've been better.

 

 

 

Cole: Iron Bull, Aren't you afraid if there would be a demon standing to your left?

Iron Bull: Well.. I do now.

 

Just got a chuckle about just now xD love how IB said it lol

 

lol damn, I've never had both of them in the same party before, this is great!

[Ivy Lavellan]

Just got this yesterday:

 

Josephine: We need to discuss your parents.

Herald: It's a little sudden, but I think it's about time someone made an honest man out of me.

[Addai]

Iron Bull in the Fade cursing out Krem for getting him into this mess was pretty funny.

[ent1]

Blackwall: Elbow deep in circumstances?

Sera: Well, that wasn't her name.

[Alan Drifter13]

The 'Plants vs. Corpses' codex entry. F*ing brilliant. XD

 

This was amazing. Among the rain and the undead in Crestwood, all of the sudden this appears in an abandoned farm, and it's so unexpected. It was the best easter egg I ever found by chance in a game.

[gothicshark]

I also loved Cass's extravagantly long title when she is introduced at the ball. And Cullen fleeing from his groupies. And Dorian + anyone's party banter.

Sera's name in that part was the best.

Paraphrased:

'Maya Balsitch of Korse'