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[Mahumia]

The barkeep in the tavern at Skyhold dropped something like this on me when I asked for rumors: "Some complain that you have time to bed your allies. I am not judgmental, not much." Had me chuckling for a good five minutes XD

[tantopat]

The big one for me was Iron Bull's romance scene. It's been a long time since a game made me laugh so much! XD (There were plenty of other moments throughout that romance that made me giggle, but that moment took the cake!)

[d4eaming]

The barkeep in the tavern at Skyhold dropped something like this on me when I asked for rumors: "Some complain that you have time to bed your allies. I am not judgmental, not much." Had me chuckling for a good five minutes XD

Maybe I should talk to the bartender more! I haven't heard anyone comment about my LI in the game yet.

[Obvious_Shining]

My sick photoshop skills.

[Chashan]

Sera and Blackwall chatting about 'beards', more specifically Sera about Cass's 'beard'(beginning to 20 sec)

 

 

I was already a fast friend of that type of humour coming from Oghren in DA:O, so it's totally welcome.

 

 

 

That aside, I had to cackle when Solas the ol' dog appeared post-credits.

[Tielis]

The moment before you launch the final mission.

 

"The Breach! It's opened again!"

 

Well, that's certainly better than anyone yelling, "Once more into the Breach, my friends!"  I groan just thinking about it.  

[Nette]

Judging "the box", choosing community service and the following war table mission with Leliana. Hilarious!!

 

Bulls romance scene before you give him the gift.

 

Bulls and Dorians banter and romance.

 

The dude flinging the goat at Skyhold.

 

Cullen geting his ass grabbed by various nobles at the party.

[Kevorka]

The card game is my favorite.

[Corbinus]

You know that shard thing in Emprise that guarded by dragon? So I finally kill the beast, and start collect the shards that are all over rocks so I have to jump all over those mountains.

 

And Viv goes "Why are we here again?"

[Arachlia]

Quite many things has made laugh, but this one was by chance:

 

In Exalted Plains, in the first outpost you liberate from demons, orleasian soldiers were telling my Inquisitor "No signs of trouble.".....

....

....while bunch of wandering demons were less than 1 meter away.

 

 

 

 

I also love how Iron Bull thinks my female Adaar is best boss ever* in Western Reach, while Varric probably wondered why in heck we were luring high dragon. Poor Varric.

 

 

 

 

*considering that she also sleeps with him, it has many meanings

[DxWill103]

Surprised no one has mentioned this (unless I missed it)

 

When you first speak to hawke (the male one at least, haven't imported a female one yet), after the cut scene, you can speak to him further.  When asking him about the inquisition, or varric specifically maybe, he says:

In normal English accent:  "Varric has never been one for religion, but he speaks quite highly of the inquisition"

"Really?"

"Yes.  I think his exact words were (switches to an excessively deep, American accent): 'Has a good shot a fixing Blondie's mess.' "

 

I lol'd quite hard at the sudden varric impersonation Hawke does here haha

[Teshayel]

This Smashing!

 

[Rake451]

Judging "the box", choosing community service and the following war table mission with Leliana. Hilarious!!

 

 

"I dare you, Inquisitor." Had me laughing for about 5 minutes straight.

[Korva]

"Spiders, Ironically"

[mrs_anomaly]

You all have listed a lot of the same moments that have made me laugh but one of the biggest laughs I got out of DAI when my husband reacted when overheard Iron Bull say "this place smells like ASS".     

[ardarn]

Nobody mentioned the chantry girls in front of the church in Haven?

They were talking about how amazing Ironbull is and how many people's problems he can "ease" in one night and how enormous 'his heart' was. One of the girl personally experienced it last night when she jumped in to thank him his help.

Then the other asked why she walks so funny if she finished so early. Because she thanked him over and over again:)

[Zuofin]

"Lets be watchful, I heard this land is full of... dogs"

-Dorian

[gottaloveme]

War room table. Report back from Cullen. Last sentence re a private debriefing. Very subtle.

[hong]

You all have listed a lot of the same moments that have made me laugh but one of the biggest laughs I got out of DAI when my husband reacted when overheard Iron Bull say "this place smells like ASS".     

Someone should have replied with "but in the right hands it smells like mighty fine ass".

Missed opportunity, Biower pls

[Tsunami Chef]

Was on my like 205th hour of this game...and i saw something new that made me crack up so hard.

 

I never knew cole would pop up behind Cassandra when she was reading Varrics book....IDK just expecting that scene to go like I had seen it over and over again and then seeing Cole pop up and saying he had heard Cassandra read it aloud 3 times made me ROFL.

[Dave of Canada]

Probably mentioned in the thread but seeing Morrigan's face after she drank from the Well of Sorrows and realized she just made herself a slave to Flemeth was 10/10 amusing.

[Tsunami Chef]

Lmao. Random dwarf in Val Royeaux said this

 

"I met madam De Fer at the winter ball once. She was amazing."

 

"What did she say to you?"

 

"She said I was short and patted me on the head"

 

"I guess that's something"

[justafan]

Drill Instructor: Recruits, who can tell me the chief weapons of the Inquisition?

 

Recruit 1: Surprise Sir!

 

DI:  Not good enough soldier!

 

Recruit 2:  Surprise and fear sir!

 

Recruit 3:  And nice uniforms

 

Not only is it a nice nod to Mass Effect's "Isaac Newton" speech, but considering Bioware's earlier restraint at making the obvious reference, I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition joke.

[Avilia]

Dorian: Ah!  Solas.  You startled me.  You're always so, nondescript.

Solas:  Please, speak up.   I can't hear you over your outfit.

 

Made even funnier because their models in game collided as they were speaking.

[roadrunnerNM]

Sera: We can't all be bearded sober-sides like you and Cassandra.

Blackwall: She doesn't have the hair for it.

Sera: I bet she does in ... places.

Cassandra: That's ENOUGH!

Sera: Ha! I knew it.

 

Definitely made stomping around the Fallow Mire more tolerable. And since my Inquisitor is going to romance Cassandra ... I guess he'll see for himself.