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[Tootles FTW]

Thinking about it, add hair to an elcor and...Snuffleupagus?!?

[Madolin]

How about a nice cup of Garrus love?



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You're welcome.

Modifié par Madolin, 13 février 2010 - 04:32 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

ComTrav wrote...

I actually asked about this the other day, and a lot of the Talimancers seem to think hair is unlikely or impractical. (There's still Tali fanart with long, flowing hair though.) But there's nothing definitive on that for Quarians. Volus would have matted hair, but unlike the Quarians they can actually leave their suits on their homeworld. (It's possible that Volus are naturally hairy, but have laser hair removal or something if they expect to be off-world.)

Which is why Miranda has the best hair of any LI. She does lack Garrus's Turian-ness, though.

I concede that Miranda has the best hair. She's like a walking Pantene commercial.

I am very against the idea of Tali hair. At best it would look like those guys with the nasty matted dreadlocks they never wash, at worst it would look like.. Gollum. Ugggggh.

ROFL @ Snuffleupagus elcor. A racial minority? Or maybe it's considered proper social grooming (and practicality, given their high-grav homeworld) to do a full wax on planet elcor, but there are percentages that choose to go 'natural'. 

[LOLandStuff]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

What if batarian females have hair? The image of it is so wrong on so many levels.

And what if the only place they grow said hair is on their cheeks? xD

Lol XD having a batarian LI
A gentle and romantic gesture to caress her cheek would feel so fuzzy.
Shepard: My dear, your cheek hair is smoother than miy facial hair. What do you use?
LI: Galactic Essences!

[Tootles FTW]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Or maybe it's considered proper social grooming (and practicality, given their high-grav homeworld) to do a full wax on planet elcor, but there are percentages that choose to go 'natural'. 

Ahahahaha! Do you think elcors opt for Brazilians? 

[SavageLycan]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
I concede that Miranda has the best hair. She's like a walking Pantene commercial.

I beg to differ:


God, someone help me. It's a sickness.

Modifié par SavageLycan, 13 février 2010 - 04:24 .

[Prolefeed]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...
So, since i have more free time on my hands than common sense, made a video of that part



Garrus offering valuable input, and support.

... There should seriously be a Renegade interrupt during the suicide mission where Joker goes, 'Incoming mission from the Illusive Man!' and Shepard can say, "Seriously? I'm on the *bleep*ing Collector Base right now. Tell him to *bleep* off!!"

@Prolefeed: For serious? That's good at least, none of those awkward life-span issues like Human-Asari relationships.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got that fact from someplace legit . . . I think.

I love that the awkwardness of Asari/short-lived-species relationships are addressed in the game. The Turian telling his Asari girlfriend in the Citadel gift shop he will NOT have the "lifespans talk" with her right now. And the Salarian on a trip with his Asari daughter, trying to buy something to make his lover remember him when he dies. That was soooo adorable and sad at the same time. Probably my favorite overheard convo in the game.

Oh, I was wondering; we know if you hang around someplace with Legion he'll start doing the robot. I saw a screenshot of Garrus apparantly leaning against a wall and taking a catnap, but I don't know where it's from. There's the clip on Youtube of Joker watching porn. If you just hang around in your squaddie areas on the Normandy long enough, do they all have random things they say? And, if you just have Shepard standing around while on a mission for a certain amount of time, do they all have automatic actions they start performing? (I'm assuming that's how someone got sleepy-Garrus.)

[Gerse1]

btw I heard another Garrus battle line I don't think is on the list: "I love this rifle."

[tmp7704]

Tootles FTW wrote...

Ahahahaha! Do you think elcors opt for Brazilians? 

"Horrified, painful scream: Argh."

[LOLandStuff]

Prolefeed wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...
So, since i have more free time on my hands than common sense, made a video of that part



Garrus offering valuable input, and support.

... There should seriously be a Renegade interrupt during the suicide mission where Joker goes, 'Incoming mission from the Illusive Man!' and Shepard can say, "Seriously? I'm on the *bleep*ing Collector Base right now. Tell him to *bleep* off!!"

@Prolefeed: For serious? That's good at least, none of those awkward life-span issues like Human-Asari relationships.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got that fact from someplace legit . . . I think.

I love that the awkwardness of Asari/short-lived-species relationships are addressed in the game. The Turian telling his Asari girlfriend in the Citadel gift shop he will NOT have the "lifespans talk" with her right now. And the Salarian on a trip with his Asari daughter, trying to buy something to make his lover remember him when he dies. That was soooo adorable and sad at the same time. Probably my favorite overheard convo in the game.

Oh, I was wondering; we know if you hang around someplace with Legion he'll start doing the robot. I saw a screenshot of Garrus apparantly leaning against a wall and taking a catnap, but I don't know where it's from. There's the clip on Youtube of Joker watching porn. If you just hang around in your squaddie areas on the Normandy long enough, do they all have random things they say? And, if you just have Shepard standing around while on a mission for a certain amount of time, do they all have automatic actions they start performing? (I'm assuming that's how someone got sleepy-Garrus.)

Oh, this reminds me of that turian in C-Sec in ME1, where he bumps into you in Chora's Den. Each time I went behind him he stopped working at his computer and then stared at me, waiting for me to leave. And each time I left he resumed what he was doing. I think he was ALT+Tab-ing his pron.

[ComTrav]

SavageLycan wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...
I concede that Miranda has the best hair. She's like a walking Pantene commercial.

I beg to differ:


God, someone help me. It's a sickness.

Well, since Miranda's prior competition was a bald chick, an alien that is definitely bald, an alien that is probably bald, and bun-of-steel Ashley who doesn't even take her hair down for sex, Garrus is certainly making the strongest challenge yet to her dominance.

(Oh, hell, the 'stache puts him over the top.)

[Gerse1]

There's also joker doing this:



I never noticed any of these "idle" actions! I guess I just never stand there behind a character, or if I do leave Shep standing there it's because I'm not in the room...Can someone post a link to Garrus catnapping????????

[ThatDancingTurian]

Madolin wrote...

How about a nice cup of Garrus love?

http://fav.me/d2jmc5f


You're welcome.

lol! Frankly, I think Garrus must  just not be that interested in relationships, whether romantic or simply physical, or only with people he fights along side or have earned his respect. I mean, he was on Omega for -how- long, and you never see a turian female there, and he said he's never thought of cross-species intercourse? Garrus is all about the job.

@SavageLycan: That picture almost made me choke. Note to self, -never- eat or drink anything while reading the Garrus thread. I hope you feel bad, I could have died! ...

@Prolefeed: The Joker thing is part of his random comments you get if you just stand on the bridge. Seriously, do it. They're hilarious. He has a looooot of them, too (but only about four per visit).

[Prolefeed]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

ComTrav wrote...

I actually asked about this the other day, and a lot of the Talimancers seem to think hair is unlikely or impractical. (There's still Tali fanart with long, flowing hair though.) But there's nothing definitive on that for Quarians. Volus would have matted hair, but unlike the Quarians they can actually leave their suits on their homeworld. (It's possible that Volus are naturally hairy, but have laser hair removal or something if they expect to be off-world.)

Which is why Miranda has the best hair of any LI. She does lack Garrus's Turian-ness, though.

I concede that Miranda has the best hair. She's like a walking Pantene commercial.

I am very against the idea of Tali hair. At best it would look like those guys with the nasty matted dreadlocks they never wash, at worst it would look like.. Gollum. Ugggggh.

ROFL @ Snuffleupagus elcor. A racial minority? Or maybe it's considered proper social grooming (and practicality, given their high-grav homeworld) to do a full wax on planet elcor, but there are percentages that choose to go 'natural'. 

I kind of adore Kelly's hair. It's cute, kind of edgy, out of the way. Stylish but practical. It was a bit upsetting my Shepard couldn't have it. You know Miranda's got to be putting that stuff in a ponytail or brushing it out of her face every five seconds during in a fight. But then, given her choice of outfit (Really, Miranda, a skintight bodysuit and HEELS? Who do you think you are, Catwoman?), I guess practicality isn't high on her list.

Maybe Quarians naturally have hair, but have taken to shaving it since adopting the body suits? It would make sense. . . . btw, do Quarians EVER take their suits off? Like, how do they poop? And cut their nails? And BATHE? Ugh, I'm kind of disgusted with the concept of Tali-mance from the ideas running through my head.

[solid_falcon]

Prolefeed wrote...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got that fact from someplace legit . . . I think.

I love that the awkwardness of Asari/short-lived-species relationships are addressed in the game. The Turian telling his Asari girlfriend in the Citadel gift shop he will NOT have the "lifespans talk" with her right now. And the Salarian on a trip with his Asari daughter, trying to buy something to make his lover remember him when he dies. That was soooo adorable and sad at the same time. Probably my favorite overheard convo in the game.

Oh, I was wondering; we know if you hang around someplace with Legion he'll start doing the robot. I saw a screenshot of Garrus apparantly leaning against a wall and taking a catnap, but I don't know where it's from. There's the clip on Youtube of Joker watching porn. If you just hang around in your squaddie areas on the Normandy long enough, do they all have random things they say? And, if you just have Shepard standing around while on a mission for a certain amount of time, do they all have automatic actions they start performing? (I'm assuming that's how someone got sleepy-Garrus.)

If you wait around near Joker he will say four different lines each timeyou visit him. Also using the elevator to go to your room then back to his floor will cause him to say another four lines when you stand aroundhim. Repeat this process until you catch him listening to porn.

Leigonis the same way, just stand there for a bit and he'll dance. As for Garrus taking a catnap; I'm unsure, I never stood around him long enough to see!

Modifié par solid_falcon, 13 février 2010 - 04:34 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

Prolefeed wrote...

I kind of adore Kelly's hair. It's cute, kind of edgy, out of the way. Stylish but practical. It was a bit upsetting my Shepard couldn't have it. You know Miranda's got to be putting that stuff in a ponytail or brushing it out of her face every five seconds during in a fight. But then, given her choice of outfit (Really, Miranda, a skintight bodysuit and HEELS? Who do you think you are, Catwoman?), I guess practicality isn't high on her list.

Maybe Quarians naturally have hair, but have taken to shaving it since adopting the body suits? It would make sense. . . . btw, do Quarians EVER take their suits off? Like, how do they poop? And cut their nails? And BATHE? Ugh, I'm kind of disgusted with the concept of Tali-mance from the ideas running through my head.

lol! Yeah, Miranda is definitely a form over function kind of girl.

I don't know how they could shave when they don't take their suits off like, almost ever. The suits are clean environments, so technically they don't -need- to bathe. They probably have waste disposal systems in their suits for... waste disposal. As for nails, well, they have talons like turians, don't they? I guess it depends on how fast they grow?

tmp7704 wrote...

"Horrified, painful scream: Argh."

ROFL.

[ComTrav]

Prolefeed wrote...


I kind of adore Kelly's hair. It's cute, kind of edgy, out of the way. Stylish but practical. It was a bit upsetting my Shepard couldn't have it. You know Miranda's got to be putting that stuff in a ponytail or brushing it out of her face every five seconds during in a fight. But then, given her choice of outfit (Really, Miranda, a skintight bodysuit and HEELS? Who do you think you are, Catwoman?), I guess practicality isn't high on her list.

Maybe Quarians naturally have hair, but have taken to shaving it since adopting the body suits? It would make sense. . . . btw, do Quarians EVER take their suits off? Like, how do they poop? And cut their nails? And BATHE? Ugh, I'm kind of disgusted with the concept of Tali-mance from the ideas running through my head.

FemSheps get screwed for hair. In the first game, you become a Spectre, so you're accountable only to the Council, and you can't grow hair past shoulder length? You decide the fate of galactic government but your options are a small selection of short cuts? (I suppose it's the fad, though, I've NEVER seen a woman in the ME universe with long hair, undoubtedly it's part of the lore that long hair is now a massive fashion faux pas.)

It doesn't seem like the Quarians ever take off their suits, except maybe when they're sick, or need treatment. There's 'cleanships' on the Migrant fleet that are safe for this sort of thing, but Tali'Zorah vas Normandy is going to have been sitting in her suit for a long time. (Maybe Quarians naturally smell like rosepetals, who knows?)

[Tootles FTW]

I never hated on anyone for digging Tali, but I just didn't get the fascination until ME2 introduced male quarians, and then it was all "...oh."  Plus, they all seem to have a wild mish-mash of European/western-Asian accents so it becomes a "choose your own adventure!" sort of thing.  Female turians, however, I don't feel the need to see unless it leads to some awesomely jealous FemShep dialogue. 

[Prolefeed]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Madolin wrote...

How about a nice cup of Garrus love?

http://fav.me/d2jmc5f


You're welcome.

lol! Frankly, I think Garrus must  just not be that interested in relationships, whether romantic or simply physical, or only with people he fights along side or have earned his respect. I mean, he was on Omega for -how- long, and you never see a turian female there, and he said he's never thought of cross-species intercourse? Garrus is all about the job.

@SavageLycan: That picture almost made me choke. Note to self, -never- eat or drink anything while reading the Garrus thread. I hope you feel bad, I could have died! ...

@Prolefeed: The Joker thing is part of his random comments you get if you just stand on the bridge. Seriously, do it. They're hilarious. He has a looooot of them, too (but only about four per visit).

I think we're supposed to just pretend we see Turian women everywhere in equal proportion to the men. <_< Most annoying thing about the game, Bioware.

Garrus is badassexual. Attracted to those equally as badass as he. Hence his difficulty in finding relationships.

[Prolefeed]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Prolefeed wrote...

I kind of adore Kelly's hair. It's cute, kind of edgy, out of the way. Stylish but practical. It was a bit upsetting my Shepard couldn't have it. You know Miranda's got to be putting that stuff in a ponytail or brushing it out of her face every five seconds during in a fight. But then, given her choice of outfit (Really, Miranda, a skintight bodysuit and HEELS? Who do you think you are, Catwoman?), I guess practicality isn't high on her list.

Maybe Quarians naturally have hair, but have taken to shaving it since adopting the body suits? It would make sense. . . . btw, do Quarians EVER take their suits off? Like, how do they poop? And cut their nails? And BATHE? Ugh, I'm kind of disgusted with the concept of Tali-mance from the ideas running through my head.

lol! Yeah, Miranda is definitely a form over function kind of girl.

I don't know how they could shave when they don't take their suits off like, almost ever. The suits are clean environments, so technically they don't -need- to bathe. They probably have waste disposal systems in their suits for... waste disposal. As for nails, well, they have talons like turians, don't they? I guess it depends on how fast they grow?

But the majority of dust in the average house is dead skin cells. Obviously, Quarians have different physiology, but the basic principal still applies. You can't tell me they don't get some kind of oil or **** built up on their skin that has to be washed off every now and then. Tali gets a runny nose, she has to wipe her face at some point.

Eww, what if a Quarian threw up in the suit? 

[LOLandStuff]

Only Shepard can match Garrus' level of badassery. The rest are not worth his time.

[SavageLycan]

Prolefeed wrote...
Garrus is badassexual. Attracted to those equally as badass as he.

So if Garrus met Chuck Norris...
...
Brain bleach. NOW!

[ComTrav]

Prolefeed wrote...
Eww, what if a Quarian threw up in the suit? 

Since they ingest everything through feeding tubes, they must have a 'scupper' or something to throw up in to near the face plate, to put their puke out with the rest of their waste.

But they'd better not miss.

[Prolefeed]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Only Shepard can match Garrus' level of badassery. The rest are not worth his time.

Agreed.

I wish they could have kids. Their offspring would be Jesus.