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[Tootles FTW]

Prolefeed wrote...

But the majority of dust in the average house is dead skin cells.
Eww, what if a Quarian threw up in the suit? 

Forget the quarian, I just barfed in my mouth. 

[ThatDancingTurian]

Prolefeed wrote...

Garrus is badassexual. Attracted to those equally as badass as he. Hence his difficulty in finding relationships.

rofl! This is a theory I can stand behind. It also means we don't have to worry about Kelly.

Tootles FTW wrote...

I never hated on anyone for digging Tali, but I just didn't get the fascination until ME2 introduced male quarians, and then it was all "...oh."  Plus, they all seem to have a wild mish-mash of European/western-Asian accents so it becomes a "choose your own adventure!" sort of thing.  Female turians, however, I don't feel the need to see unless it leads to some awesomely jealous FemShep dialogue. 

Kal'Reegar for LI in ME3! ... Not that my FemShep would ever leave Garrus, but maybe my secondary after Thane's kicked the bucket. That'd be kind of funny, actually, because she romanced a human, then a physically-similar drell, going for a quarian next would be like her tastes are getting progressively more exotic, and my MainShep is like, 'Cut to the chase. ::points to Garrus::'

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 13 février 2010 - 04:53 .

[Prolefeed]

ComTrav wrote...

Prolefeed wrote...
Eww, what if a Quarian threw up in the suit? 

Since they ingest everything through feeding tubes, they must have a 'scupper' or something to throw up in to near the face plate, to put their puke out with the rest of their waste.

But they'd better not miss.

Feeding tubes? :sick::sick:

Tali's nice, and the not-seeing-the-face isn't a problem, and her hips are spectacular. But all these details of how she exists? Yeah, these are kind of repulsing me. The Quarian men had great bodies, too, but still.  They probably have colostomy bags or some grossness going on.

. . . And yes, I realize how hypocritical this is, when I'm attracted to a big, talking bird/lizard thing with mandibles.  And I now consider "mandibles" to be an attractive feature.

[LOLandStuff]

Prolefeed wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

Only Shepard can match Garrus' level of badassery. The rest are not worth his time.

Agreed.

I wish they could have kids. Their offspring would be Jesus. 

The kids won't walk on water, they'll walk directly on molten lava and still be fine.

[Tootles FTW]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Kal'Reegar for LI in ME3! ... Not that my FemShep would ever leave Garrus, but maybe my secondary after Thane's kicked the bucket. That'd be kind of funny, actually, because she romanced a human, then a physically-similar drell, going for a quarian next would be like her tastes are getting progressively more exotic, and my MainShep is like, 'Cut to the chase. ::points to Garrus::'

Oooh, Kal!  At first I thought he would be a one-sided love interest for Tali, but I didn't get that vibe from him at all.  I loved all of his "ma'am"s.  (Though now that I think about it Kaidan said that quite a lot in ME1, didn't he? Apparently I'm a ma'am-ophile.) 

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Prolefeed wrote...
Yeah, these are kind of repulsing me. The Quarian men had great bodies, too, but still. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/sick.png They probably have colostomy bags or some grossness going on.

omg NOOOO!  Why you do dis, Pro?!  Some things cannot be unthought! 

Modifié par Tootles FTW, 13 février 2010 - 05:01 .

[LOLandStuff]

Quarians live in their suits like the fremen do in the desert. Which isn't too rosy to imagine how they get their water supplies.

[Prolefeed]

During an N7 mission on a hospital planet, Garrus Vakarian brought a stillborn baby monkey back to life by giving it a prolonged mandible rub. Shortly after the monkey sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Garrus Vakarian headshotted the animal, exploding its brain, to remind the squad once more that Garrus giveth, and the good Garrus, he taketh away. And also to remind the monkeys that they had best STOP interfering with his retrieval missions.

[Madolin]

Prolefeed wrote...

During an N7 mission on a hospital planet, Garrus Vakarian brought a stillborn baby monkey back to life by giving it a prolonged mandible rub. Shortly after the monkey sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Garrus Vakarian headshotted the animal, exploding its brain, to remind the squad once more that Garrus giveth, and the good Garrus, he taketh away. And also to remind the monkeys that they had best STOP interfering with his retrieval missions.

O_o



ROFL  Oh Garrus. :3

[Eradyn]

Prolefeed wrote...

During an N7 mission on a hospital planet, Garrus Vakarian brought a stillborn baby monkey back to life by giving it a prolonged mandible rub. Shortly after the monkey sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Garrus Vakarian headshotted the animal, exploding its brain, to remind the squad once more that Garrus giveth, and the good Garrus, he taketh away. And also to remind the monkeys that they had best STOP interfering with his retrieval missions.

oO

XD

This thread got weird.  Okay, carry on, rofl.

[Prolefeed]

Tootles FTW wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Kal'Reegar for LI in ME3! ... Not that my FemShep would ever leave Garrus, but maybe my secondary after Thane's kicked the bucket. That'd be kind of funny, actually, because she romanced a human, then a physically-similar drell, going for a quarian next would be like her tastes are getting progressively more exotic, and my MainShep is like, 'Cut to the chase. ::points to Garrus::'

Oooh, Kal!  At first I thought he would be a one-sided love interest for Tali, but I didn't get that vibe from him at all.  I loved all of his "ma'am"s.  (Though now that I think about it Kaidan said that quite a lot in ME1, didn't he? Apparently I'm a ma'am-ophile.) 

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Prolefeed wrote...
Yeah, these are kind of repulsing me. The Quarian men had great bodies, too, but still. ../../../images/forum/emoticons/sick.png They probably have colostomy bags or some grossness going on.

omg NOOOO!  Why you do dis, Pro?!  Some things cannot be unthought! 

Sorry, it just attacked me!

I wonder what would happen if I put these musings in the Tali-love thread . . . 

[ThatDancingTurian]

Tootles FTW wrote...

Oooh, Kal!  At first I thought he would be a one-sided love interest for Tali, but I didn't get that vibe from him at all.  I loved all of his "ma'am"s.  (Though now that I think about it Kaidan said that quite a lot in ME1, didn't he? Apparently I'm a ma'am-ophile.)

I'd love for Reegar and Tali to end up together, I thought they were really sweet, but it wouldn't work what with her being an LI (and the Tali fanboys would all have a stroke, xD). ::has a bad habit of pairing up her squadmates::

On a random note, I cannot stop listening to the song from the ME2 launch trailer, it is just too epic. I've heard it like a hundred times today.

[Tootles FTW]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

On a random note, I cannot stop listening to the song from the ME2 launch trailer, it is just too epic. I've heard it like a hundred times today.

When I finally snagged the MP3 I went over to Myxer and made it into a ringtone!  :happy:

[Prolefeed]

Eradyn wrote...

Prolefeed wrote...

During an N7 mission on a hospital planet, Garrus Vakarian brought a stillborn baby monkey back to life by giving it a prolonged mandible rub. Shortly after the monkey sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Garrus Vakarian headshotted the animal, exploding its brain, to remind the squad once more that Garrus giveth, and the good Garrus, he taketh away. And also to remind the monkeys that they had best STOP interfering with his retrieval missions.

oO

XD

This thread got weird.  Okay, carry on, rofl.

It seemed appropriate with the Jesus-offspring considerations. And that's a legit Chuck Norris joke I just adapted real quick. Didn't even make it up.

[ThatDancingTurian]

Tootles FTW wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

On a random note, I cannot stop listening to the song from the ME2 launch trailer, it is just too epic. I've heard it like a hundred times today.

When I finally snagged the MP3 I went over to Myxer and made it into a ringtone!  :happy:

Awesome,

I'd love a ringtone of Joker saying "Message for you, Commander! I'll patch it through." ;D

... Or a hold message that says, "Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[Tootles FTW]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Awesome,

I'd love a ringtone of Joker saying "Message for you, Commander! I'll patch it through." ;D

... Or a hold message that says, "Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Oooh, I'd love a short little audio clip for my text message tone.  I've had "Welcome to the circus of values!" since the first Bioshock came out.  <_<  Hmm, maybe I can rip the audio off of one of the YouTube videos?  I'm not very tech-savvy (so don't send me into the vents, har har!) but how hard can it be?

[Ms Cherissa]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Holy Backreading, Batman!

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Eh, dunno. I think he's older, actually, given that Papa Vakarian pushed him to be an absolutely normal Turian, which means military service from 15-30.

The question here is, is that thirty-thirty or turian-thirty, and is there a difference? D8 Come on, BioWare! We need facts!

Codex and dev interviews/quotes indicate we're using the same years or very close to the same.

[ComTrav]

Tootles FTW wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Awesome,

I'd love a ringtone of Joker saying "Message for you, Commander! I'll patch it through." ;D

... Or a hold message that says, "Can it wait a minute? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

Oooh, I'd love a short little audio clip for my text message tone.  I've had "Welcome to the circus of values!" since the first Bioshock came out.  <_<  Hmm, maybe I can rip the audio off of one of the YouTube videos?  I'm not very tech-savvy (so don't send me into the vents, har har!) but how hard can it be?

Hmm...I wonder if "YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS" is available?

[ThatDancingTurian]

Umanix wrote...

EDI: That was a joke. <3

Good, I was about to get even more turned off of the Jacob romance, lol.

@Tootles: If you have something that rips audio from your soundcard then you can rip it off of youtube. I use Capture Audio from Roxio 9 suite, but you should be able to find some free program that can do it.

[SavageLycan]

Meta Ray Mek wrote...

I just saw some of the comments in the 'He's Just Not That Into You' clip linked in the OP and the surge of Garrus-related comments on the video made me lol pretty hard.

One of these days we should find a video that Keener is prominent in (i.e. the Bud Light commercial or that Raising the Bar episode -where he NEEDS the heroin!-) and spam it with Garrus quotes or calibration comments.

idk, I just think that'd be funny.

Or, OR, pool all our money to get Keener to voice Garrus in a video of our own design.
*sigh* We can dream.

[Eradyn]

Umanix wrote...

@ Aris: Well we wouldn't want that! Or would we?

I would pay to see a conversation between Mordin and Garrus when it comes to cross-species relations. The lulz would be unmatched.

Garrus: Hey Mordin, listen, I was wondering if I could get some advice on--

Mordin: Know that skin tone is attractive to species, turian son, but sadly *sniff* am not interested. Apologize for breaking heart. Alcohol is in the 'fridge.

Garrus: WAT.

Win.

I would pay good money for that.

[SavageLycan]

Eradyn wrote...
Win.

I would pay good money for that.

I can think of a lot of things Garrus fans would probably pay good money for...
Bow Chicka Bow Wow;)

[Ms Cherissa]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Prolefeed wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

Only Shepard can match Garrus' level of badassery. The rest are not worth his time.

Agreed.

I wish they could have kids. Their offspring would be Jesus. 

The kids won't walk on water, they'll walk directly on molten lava and still be fine.

Oh. So you're really saying their offspring would be Jackie Chan. EDIT: Who did it TWICE cuz he didn't like the way the first shot looked.

Modifié par Ms Cherissa, 13 février 2010 - 05:32 .